Super High Me Page #5

Synopsis: Determined to find out the true effects of marijuana on the human body, stand-up comedian and former Stoner of the Year Doug Benson documents his experience avoiding pot for 30 days and then consuming massive amounts of the drug for 30 days. More than just an amusing story of one man's quest to get superhigh, this documentary also examines the hotly contested debate over medical marijuana use.
Director(s): Michael Blieden
Production: Screen Media
 
IMDB:
6.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
63%
R
Year:
2007
94 min
Website
45 Views


But if you smoke pot, you get

more expansive.

Explanations get longer.

We paid for the supreme-court

challenge in Canada.

They got the springboard to try

and make pot legal.

We lost 6 to 3.

Everybody wants to f***.

As soon as you discover it --

let me drink your thing.

Don't worry, my cold sores

aren't contagious.

The thing about pot --

I remember when I shot a puck

through a window --

I found that it was a lot easier

to raise kids after a joint.

A lot of people live in inner

cities.

We should enrich our community

with more money, more weed, more

everything.

Are you in the performance

industry?

Yeah, I'm a stand-up

comedian.

Holy crap, I feel like I went

through some sort of...

marijuana gauntlet.

We got to find them.

How can you be doing a

documentary -how can you do a

documentary on pot and not -I

know he's not smoking it, but

how can it not be around?

The UCB guys have it.

Go find them.

I'm not talking to that cult.

I'll call Walsh.

Huebel's probably got some.

And this dude in the bushes has

got some.

That guy's got hella weed.

He's totally smoking or he's

making a cellphone call.

I am a friend of

Doug Benson's, and I've never

smoked pot in my life.

Really?

By design?

Just never did it.

Never -I've been drunk once --

seventh grade.

But I've been taking

antidepressants for 12 years.

So I do have a lid on it.

Oh, and I've killed six hookers.

Yeah.

I'm not saying I'm a saint.

We all self-medicate.

You know what else is a

treat?

Cookies made by Famous Amos.

[Laughter]

Have you guys had those,

Famous Amos cookies?

Oh, my god. They're delicious.

So good.

When I was a little kid, we

couldn't afford those.

That's right.

We had to eat the knockoff

brand.

We had to eat cookies made by

heinous anus.

[Laughter]

I'll tell you what, I didn't

care.

I didn't give a damn.

Even though I was 5 years old, I

ate them up.

[Munches]

One after the other.

'Cause everything tastes great

when you're stoned.

Let me ask you guys...

[laughter]

...a quick question.

Are there any pot smokers here

today?

Any pot smokers at all?

[Cheers]

Hey, your last hours of --

how urgent -how...

I don't feel any urgency at

all.

So, does that beg the

question that maybe your whole

existence is a mistake?

Yeah, it's a lie.

Shut up!

Shut up. It's my toast.

Anyway, Doug Benson...

Yes.

To many more years of

sobriety.

No, I'm gonna start smoking

tomorrow.

Okay, well, that's cool.

[Heartbeat thumping]

[Fanfare plays]

We've got the volcano.

We're ready for me to medicate,

start this thing, but I noticed

it's 4:
00 and I thought, "we got

to start at 4:
20."

I got to take my first hit at

4:
20.

But that's how I am.

I'm excited about getting high,

but I can wait until the cooler

time to do it.

You said this thing was easy.

Okay, so, what you do is you

put your herbs, whether that be

lavender or rosewood -whatever

you're using as an aromatic --

place it here in the grinder.

You grind your plant mater--

sh*t.

Sweet lord.

Oh, my god.

This isn't happening.

So, you grind your plant

material.

Right.

You don't spill it.

Jesus!

Alex.

Good lord.

This is my weed all over the

floor now.

Now I'm gonna be smoking the

dust.

We're not gonna put that in

the --

that's like an old roach on

the ground.

One, two, three.

[Device hums]

Man, you should go on

"Martha Stewart" and do this.

Go ahead.

Knock more sh*t on the floor

tough.

It's all set to go.

All right.

I don't know if I'm gonna be

able to do all that.

I might just resort to smoking

it.

I'm telling you, I think is

so much better for you than

smoking it.

I know it's much better for

me, but a pain in the ass.

Push in on it.

That's a huge rip.

# Like I never did before #

right?

# Let me love you

like I never did before #

# let me love you

no-o-o-w #

# let me hold you

like I never did before #

# and you won't be afraid when I

call your name #

# let me love you... #

I like it!

I like all the -wait, I was

just about to talk about

something I don't like.

You f***ed me up.

You're like, "these are the

droids you're looking for."

I'm like, "I like it now.

I like anti-pot ads."

That doesn't make any sense at

all.

I hate them.

Hate anti-pot ads 'cause they

come on late at night when I'm

sitting at home trying to relax,

smoke a joint, watch some

televised entertainment.

Suddenly a commercial comes on

with a big, heavy message like,

"just tell grandma that you

couldn't pick her up because you

got high."

I'm watching that, I'm thinking,

"good idea."

[Laughter]

I've been lying to grandma for

years about my pot-smoking

problem.

Now I can finally tell her the

truth.

Call her up, "grandma, I can't

pick you up.

I've been using my new

vaporizer."

[Laughter]

Wow!

This is from the health center.

I don't know this.

Do I do this?

No, just hit it.

I just suck -just stream it

in.

Exactly.

It's ready.

Drag it.

It's good. U taste it more.

Yeah, yeah.

It's definitely got a taste.

You know what?

I had a vaporizer for like a

day, and I left it at

Adam Carolla's house.

You're burning all the THC

and none of the carcinomas.

It's health nut -it's like

vegan...

It's like California --

Oh, Doug!

Sorry.

I'm not your cat.

I don't have a cat.

[Guitar strumming]

[Bell dings]

[Exhales sharply]

Ooh!

You excited that this place has

reopened?

Well, I think it's only fair.

My practice is focused on

criminal defense, so it's

unfortunate that you use the

word "criminal defense" in the

same sentence as dealing with

patients because they've

criminalized this.

They have to basically start

from scratch again.

Their computers were all taken

away.

All their patient records were

taken away.

They had to get everything

together.

The product was taken.

And how are they able to

reopen?

What had to happen for them to

get to this point?

They're abiding by the laws

here.

There's a state law in place

here.

They're not committing any kind

of crimes here.

Could I get a gram of the

platinum O.G. Kush?

Maybe a kushbar and a

Maui Wowie.

A chocolate peanut-butter

sandwich, a kushbar, and a

Maui Wowie.

Cucumber, wire, boat.

[Bell dings]

Well, hello, Doug.

Hello.

So, today is your first week

of being back on pot.

So, how are you doing?

Um...great.

[Laughs]

It's kind of, uh, a little bit

back to normal.

It seems like it's fairly

important for you to communicate

to me that marijuana doesn't

change you very much.

You really want me to hear that

Yeah, it probably sounds

defensive, too, a little bit,

like, "yeah, I'm the same guy

either way."

Would you mind if I smoked

pot before our sessions?

Really?

I'm just asking how you would

feel if I were to do it.

I guess it would depend on

how it changes you.

Who knows, you might seem more

interested in me if you were

high, which would make me like

it more.

I don't know.

I was wondering how much you

felt I was interested in you as

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