Super High Me Page #6
it is.
[Laughs]
You seem interested enough, but
that's the thing about it is
that's your job is to seem
interested.
This is why I wouldn't ever pay
a therapist 'cause they f***ing
make you go crazy.
[Laughter]
He says to me, "would you like
it if I smoked pot sometime
before our session?"
And then, when you start that
kind of conversation with a
therapist, it just becomes him
going, "well, do you want me to
think that you think that I want
you to be high while I'm high
doing it?"
It gets very convoluted, and I
was already f***ing high.
And I'm pretty sure that he
wasn't.
[Bell dings]
But here's the thing -I find
this place that's like right
next to my home, and they're
doing it on religion.
They're distributing pot as a
religious movement.
So you don't even need a
license.
You just go in and buy it.
Okay, got to be serious.
This is church.
It's time for church.
And in revelation, it talks
about a plant for the healing of
all nations, which cannabis is.
So we're selling weed for the
lord on Hollywood Boulevard.
All right, welcome to temple 420
services today.
Everyone, Doug Benson was on
"last comic standing," and we
invited him to come the other
evening to our comedy, but he
wasn't sure because he doesn't
fully believe in god.
So, he's here to come to the
services and check out
temple 420, our 4:20 services.
He said it so
matter-of-factly.
"And he doesn't believe
so, everybody, there's gonna be
punch and..."
there will be punch.
Do the atheists get punch?
The atheist gets punch, too,
right in the face with the
truth.
[Laughs]
You've never been to our temple
be
we'll just let you know, we're a
Judeo-Christian temple.
You happen to be on Saturday, so
we have the old testament Jewy
thing going on.
You come back tomorrow, we got
the new testament, all right?
So, feel free to come back any
day.
Services are always at 4:20.
I'd like to tell you a joke
'cause I don't think any of the
material up here today has been
aimed at you specifically, but I
think you'd really enjoy this
joke.
Why did the little strawberry
cry?
Because his mother was in a jam.
Me on!
And then they put weed in it,
and everybody got really high.
So, anyway, um...
Saturday and Sunday at 4:20,
right?
And we went today, and I brought
like three or four friends.
And then there were some
children running around and a
couple other dudes.
built around why, you know,
since the lord is good and we
love the lord -weed.
[Bell dings]
[Alarm clock beeping]
# Sober #
# I don't know which way to go #
# I'm feeling older #
# a different town, another
show #
that's real nice.
That's real good.
I already see a star is gonna be
the first one.
I'm already feeling it.
And, Doug, what's your guess?
I'm gonna guess star.
First guess is star.
Second card. Holding it up.
I'm gonna guess square.
Square.
Third guess. Hold it up.
Uh...triangle.
Fourth guess. Hold it up.
Circle.
Seven right this time.
The first time, you got one
right, so you've done seven
times better.
However, since you only got
seven out of 25, there's no
evidence of psychic ability.
[Bell dings]
How about medical
prostitution?
'Cause that's something that I
would be interested in.
I don't smoke pot, and I'll join
your fight if you'll join mine.
Yeah, I'll join your fight.
That's an awesome fight.
We're gonna fight prostitutes?
I'm having trouble following
this.
I smoke a lot of pot.
Medical prostitution.
I realize prostitution is
illegal, but I need it for
medical purposes.
I think marijuana is a much,
much, much more victimless crime
than prostitution 'cause
unfortunately the women that do
the prostituting got there
somehow that was probably
terrible.
And you should talk to the
guy that you have to know to get
the prostitute, too.
That guy is way worse than your
guy.
My guy is never -I've never
had a dealer slap me around.
Not yet.
And tell me to wait in the
car.
[Bell dings]
Welcome to Minneapolis.
Thanks.
What's the proper way to address
you -Senator?
That or John.
I don't care.
Whatever you wish.
[Laughs]
Senator John.
I believe you're the first
politician that's been willing
subject.
I was coauthor of several
medical-marijuana bills just
because I had seen and talked to
enough people who were using it
for medical purposes.
But, you know, I'm probably a
perfect example of one who never
tried a cigarette, never smoked
a joint, hasn't done so, and
don't intend to do so.
And I just think that the idea
that government is gonna step in
there and tell every doctor and
patient, no matter how hard
they're hurting, that we're not
gonna let you do this because we
have this other fear that's
nothing related to what you're
doing.
If you talk with somebody
suffering, you know this makes a
difference.
I don't care what fear you have.
It seems to me that you got to
try and do the right thing.
People that need marijuana,
they're not doing it because
it's fun, it's enjoyable, and
it's exciting.
It's something that no other
medication, whether prescribable
or not, can deliver what
marijuana does and can provide
me with the quality of life.
when I was actually 17.
I didn't try it any earlier than
that.
And I just -the first time I
went through chemotherapy was
when I was 17.
And it was actually my mom and
my best friend at the time got
me a little bag and said, "do
it."
And it has helped tremendously
with anxiety, with pain, with
everything.
Personally, I look at you
guys and I say you don't need
it, right?
But I'm not a doctor, okay?
If you went to a doctor and a
doctor has sat down with you and
he's willing to put his license
on the line to say that you guys
need it, nobody else can tell
you whether you need it or not
just because you don't look like
you need it.
The only reason people accept me
for using it is 'cause they see
me in a chair.
Exhibit "a."
Exhibit "b."
Exhibit "c."
# No more will I be afraid #
there's a commercial on now
that's the absolute worst one,
where a young teenage lady --
girl -is melting into a couch.
She's physically melting.
Have you seen it?
Her body is transforming.
She's like, "brraaah."
She's melting, and there's a
girl sitting next to her that
goes, "she smokes pot."
[Laughter]
"This is what she's been like
ever since she started smoking
pot.
This is all we ever do."
Okay, first of all, the girl who
doesn't smoke pot -not exactly
the most f***ing sparkling
personality in the world.
How much of a loser do you have
to be to be the person that's
more boring than the stoner and
has nothing better to do than
sit and watch the stoner melt
and not even f***ing call 911...
[laughter]
...or even 411 to say, "I've got
some interesting information"?
[Laughs]
So, the girl's melting into the
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