Super High Me Page #7
couch.
Let's pick up where we left off.
The girl's melting.
And as a pot smoker, I'm not
deterred.
I'm watching that commercial
going, "how do I get ahold of
some of that weed?"
[Laughter]
"That is some amazing sh*t that
I would like to try.
I have been smoking the 'can't
find my keys' weed, and
somewhere in the world, there is
some 'melting into the couch'
sh*t that would be an incredible
ride.
Plus, if I melted into the
couch, maybe I'd find my keys.
It would be a win-win
situation."
So, this is what one guy gave me
last night, this really nice
fellow...
who said he heard me on the
radio yesterday morning.
And he and his girlfriend were
like, "we have to go see him."
This I got from someone else,
who does not want to be named.
And this one I got from yet a
third party who doesn't want to
be named.
And we just made a blend of all
three and enjoyed it before our
day at mall of America.
Last time I was here in
beautiful Minneapolis, I went to
go get my flight out on Sunday,
and I'm walking around the
terminal.
I can't find my gate, can't find
my gate.
Hours go by -hours.
And then I finally realize I'm
at Mall of America.
[Laughter]
I wrote that joke today when I
was high at Mall of America.
[Bell dings]
This is the brownie portion
of the exam.
You may begin.
[Bell dings]
I'm totally gonna lose a lot
of points for not being able to
open it.
I'm not gonna sit here and not
try.
[Stupidly] uh...
uh...
how have you been feeling?
What has your mood been like in
the last week?
Um, mostly good.
Would you describe your mood
as euphoric?
Yeah, that's a good word for
it.
Anybody want to come up here
and get high with Doug?
Come on up.
[Cheers]
As you get high, anyone in the
audience who didn't want to come
up here and get high with Doug
can get high in the audience.
Wow.
And try to get the person
next to you high.
Here, this is already packed,
so...
oh, you were gonna get her
high?
I'll just get her high.
I don't give a sh*t.
[Laughter]
[Cheers]
No, you don't -there's no
carbon.
Just do it.
"That's America," someone
yelled out.
You hear that?
America!
Yeah!
[Cheers and applause]
Thank you very much.
You're welcome very much.
You kidding me?
Okay, so...
okay, Doug's gonna get a little
more high.
[Laughter]
That was a pretty big hit there.
You may have your sensibilities
offended right now, but you are
not being made to smoke dope.
We got a pretty good ventilation
system.
It's mostly going up.
Upstairs they'll be completely
high.
[Laughter]
We vent right into the
apartments a
[sneezes]
I'm allergic to weed.
[Laughter]
The idea of the piece is that
myself and Rob Riggle are
undercover officers.
Everybody laughing it up at
comedy?
[Cheers]
Yeah? Yeah?
People smoking grass?
You guys, what's that?
Oh, sh*t. Oh, sh*t.
Everybody know what this is?
Grass!
It's grass.
That's a pound of grass.
That's a pound of grass.
Street value -$2 million.
$2 million.
Pick any problem -what's the
number-one reason for divorce?
Marijuana.
Abortions?
Marijuana.
Volcanoes?
Marijuana.
Who caused hurricane Katrina?
Marijuana.
Why do people become Jewish?
Marijuana.
[Laughter]
[Bell dings]
[Speaking indistinctly over
intercom]
So, anyway, welcome to
Oaksterdam.
Thank you. I love it.
Isn't it awesome?
It's really great.
I usually describe it as
the counterculture's vision of
downtown redevelopment for
Oakland.
My name's Richard Lee, and
I'm the owner of the Bulldog
Coffee Shop and the Oaksterdam
Gift Shop and the publisher of
the Oaksterdam News.
This was the first place, so
it's matured, and things are --
this is the first municipality
to issue permits.
So I think it's a lot more
mature than the other places
that are just now getting clubs
in the first place.
You try to figure out the
overall cannabis market...
analysts rank cannabis as the
number-one cash crop in America,
well above cotton, wheat, and
tobacco, with California
responsible for 1/3 of the
entire country's cannabis supply.
In 2006 alone, estimated sales
from California cannabis
exceeded $12 billion.
If taxed, these sales could have
easily generated over $1 billion
in government revenue.
It's like it would be the new
lottery for California.
Exactly.
That's what I think it's gonna be.
Eventually it's gonna be a lot
like gambling.
SR71 is the first stealth
airplane, so we like to think of
ourselves as a stealth
coffee shop flying below the
federal radar.
We have our medium over on
our second page.
We just keep out one medium at a
time, just usually mediumand
high-grade.
We got all our prices right here
next to the weights so you kind
of know what you're working with.
We keep out three high-grades at
a time.
You can always feel free to take
them out.
You can smell them, squeeze
them -whatever helps you make
a decision.
Let me ask you -you going
to smoke a spliff, ma'am?
Yeah.
All right.
Do we have any marijuana smokers
here in the park today?
[Scattered cheers]
Any law-enforcement officers
here in the park today?
[Laughter]
I asked those in the wrong order.
[Laughter]
I'm a gardener and
landscaper, so I like to help
aids and cancer patients grow
their own medicine to keep the
price down and to just
decentralize the whole economy.
Oaksterdam was basically a
private joke that a few aids
patients used to chuckle about
when the first marijuana club
came here, and most of those
people are now dead.
Most of the original patients
from Oaksterdam have died.
It's called indole-3 acid.
It's basically -it's a hormone.
What it does -it softens up
the plant tissue, and it sort of
sterilizes it at the same time.
And...what'll happen is after a
few days, the tissue's soft, and
little roots will push out.
And it becomes its own little plant.
These were taken on the 15th.
Today's the 22nd, so in seven
days, we have created life.
So, you see the difference
Sativa here?
This one's Indica?
Right.
It's these short, squat, big,
fat leaves.
This tall, more branchy, thinner leaf.
This is actually a hybrid.
It's not pure Sativa.
If it was pure Sativa, it would
be even thinner and lankier.
The worst movie to see when
you're high, the worst one ever,
I think, is a motion picture
called "Super High Me."
What the f***?
I just f***ed up my own joke.
"Super Size Me."
Forget -ladies and gentlemen
of the jury...
[cheers and applause]
[Speaking indistinctly]
That's why I'm voting for Shaw
[Both laugh]
Marijuana peace means a lot of
things.
This is Dennis Peron, founder of
the Medical Marijuana Club
movement and many, many things.
Hi!
April 14, 1994 -I'll never
forget this day 'cause the day
before, you called us all up and
said, "we're gonna get arrested
tomorrow."
The chief of police had
called me that day, said he was
going in, busting us.
I said, "look, chief, you can
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