Super Troopers 2 Page #10
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It's a compliment,
shithead.
F*** you,
midget Burt Reynolds.
- Mm.
- Mm-mm.
MAC:
(CHUCKLES)Oh, a little mnage two.
FARVA AND MAC:
Mm.- MAC:
Ah.- THORNY:
Yeah, partner.- (CHUCKLES)
- (HOWLS)
Can you believe she picked
Donnie Osmond over me?
- MAC:
Yes.- I mean, is anyone else shocked here?
- No.
- And on my desk?
O'HAGAN:
Shut up, Farva.This is serious.
- ALL:
Whoa!- What the f***?
THORNY:
Now how arewe gonna find them?
All those iPhones
had the same number.
Now, if we only
had a triangulator,
Aha! Take that,
you bastards.
MAC:
Those are thephones right there.
Enhance.
All right,
but what is this place?
Enhance.
- Enhance.
- Okay, okay.
FOSTER:
"Sciere de la Vache."
All right, you guys speak
French, what does that mean?
(SMACKS LIPS) I don't
know what sciere means
and I also don't know
what vache means.
THORNY:
So you really don'tunderstand anything?
Sciere de la Vache?
I believe it's
"The Scary Vase".
MAC:
Yeah, yeah. Let'ssee, sciere is "beetle".
- Beetle vase. No. Yes.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But la vache is "angry".
"Angry Beetle."
- Okay.
- Yeah. Angry Beetle, we think.
It's "The Sawmill of the Cow",
you idiots!
It's a sawmill!
- Why "Sawmill of the Cow"? No.
- It doesn't make any sense.
Let's go and give those
Canuckleheads
a good old-fashioned
red-white-and-blue,
fist-f***ing!
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Yeah! Let's do it!
FARVA:
Shotgun! Shotgun! Shotgun!
Whoa!
Sh*t.
(SIRENS WAILING)
You know you're always paying
for the sh*t that's free
Hey, pull over.
I gotta take a pee-ahs.
Shouldn't have drank
all that soda.
You know, it just now
occurred to me,
you and I have never been
alone together before.
- Yeah, thank God.
- (SCOFFS)
Seriously. Have we ever had
a one-on-one conversation?
Why would we? You seem
You still banging
that blonde cop, or...
You say you want to finish,
but you never start
You want to get it finished
but you just try hard
Where the hell
are they going?
(MUSIC CONTINUES
PLAYING ON RADIO)
That was the turn, back there.
Are you sure?
I don't think so.
Have you completely lost
your sense of direction?
Well, your yelling at me
certainly doesn't help!
Cap's right, Thorn.
That was the turn.
Shut up, Mr. Perfect.
- MAC AND O'HAGAN: Whoa!
- (TYRES SCREECHING)
To broke to pay attention,
better get you some
When trouble's up,
(MUSIC TURNS OFF)
(SIGHS)
- (SWITCH CLICKS)
- (ROCK MUSIC RESUMES)
I saw that!
Where are those
female sex pills?
Cap!
Give them me!
Give them me!
- Thank you.
- (SIGHS)
FOSTER:
(WHISPERING)No sign of Rabbit.
But I got two Mountie cars...
and our contraband.
Where the hell's Farva?
Ah. I got him.
FOSTER:
He's like a walkinghydrothermal explosion.
You want to see
some fartography?
I'm still gonna go back
and get that
butter tart yule log.
All right, boys.
Let's milk this cow.
(KEYS JANGLING)
PODEIN:
I moved thisstuff the last time.
BELLEFUILLE:
I don'twant to lift it either.
PODEIN:
You don't move anything.
You don't move your body,
you don't move boxes.
(WHISPERING)
One, two, three, go!
Alright freeze!
You're under arrest!
Bullshit, eh!
You're under arrest!
Bullshit,
you f***ing smugglers!
We're not the smugglers!
You're the f***ing smugglers.
We're not
the f***ing smugglers!
You're the f***ing smugglers!
O'HAGAN:
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Everyone, lower your weapons!
Something's not right.
Wait, wait, wait.
The old-timey one is right.
Something doesn't add up here.
- (GROWLS)
- (GRUNTS)
- THORNY:
Oh, sh*t!- Die, you f***ing smuggler!
O'HAGAN:
Farva, you idiot!
(CLAMORING)
Put the gun down!
Put the gun down!
F*** you. F*** you.
Put down the f***in' gun!
Drop the gun,
I don't want to shoot!
You f***in' Canadians!
Cool.
(BOTH WHIMPERS)
What the f***
are you guys doing?
(LIGHTS SWITCH ON)
GUY:
Blinded by the light
Apropos, right?
Go on, kill each other.
What ever happened to "Shoot
first and ask questions later"?
Uh, what the sh*t, Guy?
Why you tell us these guys
are the smuggler, huh?
Well, it's a lot smarter
than telling you
that I'm the smuggler.
What do you mean,
you're the smuggler?
I'm sorry, but what else
was I gonna do?
Being the mayor
of a small Canadian town
sounds romantic and cool.
Being the mayor
of a small American town
sounds like you're a loser.
For reals.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- You got to admit it's a good scam.
All along the borderline.
But I never would've
thought that
the guys from
the Fred Savage incident,
would be the ones
to trip me up.
These are the cops
that killed Fred Savage?
Sadly.
But I will say, this little
rivalry between police forces,
is the perfect opportunity
to take you both out.
Well, now we're taking you in.
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry.
But that's not the way
it's going to go.
Henri, if you
would be so kind.
- THORNY:
No!- MAC:
Oh, Jesus.- FARVA:
Holy sh*t!- And do pay attention to that man behind the curtain.
(MUFFLED WHIMPERING)
Your Rabbit
wasn't quick enough.
Maybe next time,
he'll hop a little faster, eh?
I'm gonna f*** you
six ways to Sunday!
Jeez Louise. Now I know who
gobbled all my Flova Scotia.
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
So, drop your guns,
or the Rabbit
and his girlfriend
will multiply
in gruesome fashion.
I'm so sorry.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Let her go, Guy. She has
nothing to do with this!
Well, if they put
their guns down,
no harm will come to her.
Go on. Drop them.
(SOFTLY) Drop your guns.
Drop it.
GUY:
Now get thosehands in the air.
Like you just don't care.
So, are you ready...
(STOMPS)
for the big twist?
(WHISTLES)
(SHUDDERING)
What the f***?
What are you doing? What?
Shut the front door!
RABBIT:
Genevieve.What's going on here?
He'll kill me.
Let me out of my chains.
What the f***
took you so long, Guy?
First I have to have
his circumcised dick in me
and then you tie me
to this log?
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(SPEAKS FRENCH)
Are you f***ing
kidding me?
(BIDS GOOD-BYE IN FRENCH)
I hate you!
I hate you.
Shoot them.
Shoot them all.
With pleasure, boss.
FARVA:
Hold on!
If I'm going down,
I'm going down American!
Oh say can you sing
By the dawn's early fight
What so loudly we sail
At the nightlife
on the street
And the red
rocking chair
Gave proof in the life
All right,
enough with that song.
Shoot them.
- (GUNSHOTS)
- (GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
Hurry, it's about
to slice my johnson!
This is not happening.
I got it right now,
but I don't feel it
(WHIMPERING)
( MUSIC )
(THORNY YELLING)
That was a hell
of a thing to do.
I guess my maternal
instinct is kicking in.
Go real fast,
- (BULLETS FIRING)
- La vache.
What?
Shoot the cow.
Ah!
( MUSIC )
Damn it! I'm out of bullets!
I got one more!
Make it count!
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