Super Troopers 2 Page #7
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- Year:
- 2018
- 99 min
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a bear a hug
Go! Go! Go!
Get out of here. F***.
(ALL CHEERING)
Holy sh*t,
I "bear-ly" made it.
(ALL LAUGHING)
That could've been "grizzly".
- (ALL CHUCKLES)
- Yeah.
I think someone took
a "growler" in here.
- Shoot him.
- (C*CKS GUN)
- MAC:
F***in' Mounties!Son of a b*tch!
Those guys have been a**holes
since the moment we arrived
and now they are
trying to kill us.
This goes a lot farther
than just being angry
Cap, we've been
pelted by hockey pucks,
had d*cks tugged
in front of our faces
by prostitutes of both sexes.
I think it's time we had
our own fun. Who's with me?
- (ALL CHEERS)
- Yeah! Let's go!
Dude, you f***in' stink.
Sorry.
Guys! Guys! Anyone?
The shaving cream
is starting to burn.
Did you use menthol?!
FEMALE NARRATOR:
Hair loss,queefing and bitchiness.
Flova Scotia, eh?
F***in' rights.
It's the same guy, bud.
No, no, no. It's
a different guy, that guy, eh.
Yeah, no!
That's Danny DeVito!
(GRUNTS) Danny DeVito
is the actor from Taxi,
but that guy I like,
he come out on Always
Sunny in Philadelphia's.
Bud, they're the same guy.
How many 145-centimeter actors
They're both Danny DeVito!
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
No, Danny DeVito
Taxi long time ago.
But this producer
from Always Sunnys,
they like him so much,
(POPS LIPS)
they put him it
into the show, eh.
That doesn't mean they
can't be the same guy, bud.
That's one guy.
It's a different era.
He can do two shows
in f***ing 30 years.
How many times
do we have to go over this?
It's the same f***ing guy!
- (OBJECT CLATTERING)
- (MUMBLING)
He is right, you know.
It is the same guy.
Danny DeVito was in Taxis
but he is also in It's Always
Sunny in Philadelphia's.
I know. I make joke on him.
He think I don't know
but I know, eh.
(CHUCKLES)
You know who is my favorite,
uh, superhero villain?
Is the Penguin
from Batman film, eh.
That's f***in'
Danny DeVito, bud.
Get a f***ing clue!
That's Danny DeVito
you just said!
Can you believe
this f***in' guy doesn't know
who Danny DeVito is?
Who you mean? The singer?
No, the f***in' actor!
Danny DeVito.
The guy who's married
to Rhea Perlman!
Oh, I like him in Hellboy.
That's Ron Perlman!
Doesn't matter. Archambault!
Hockey is back on!
What the f*** is wrong
with you guys?
Both of you. You're fucki''
from another planet.
I can't believe we live
in the same country.
- (PHONE RINGING)
- Oh, the f***ing phone
is ringing during
hockey night in Canada!
Who is calling during
hockey night in Canada?!
Who the f*** even has
a hard line anymore?
Archambault, rip the f***in'
phone out of the wall!
What's next?
You're gonna have someone
deliver a pizza during
the f***in' overtime?!
(YELLS)
- (HISSING)
- What the f***?
(PODEIN COUGHS)
You know,
the other guy I like,
is the one
giving Billy Crystal
the problem in
Throw Momma and the Trains.
Holy merde.
(YELLS)
(GRUNTING)
(GROANS)
(GROWLING)
(LAUGHTER)
(GRUNTING)
THORNY:
Get him!
(CRACKLING)
(GROANING)
(CHEERING)
Great fight, guys!
Pennyworth ADH4
SureShot Cattle Prod.
(ALL CHEERING)
I can't breathe.
- (CATTLE PROD CRACKLING)
(MOUNTIES GROANING)
We know it's you guys.
We can see your mustaches.
Come on, you can't
leave us out here.
We are at least
100 kilomtres in the woods!
ARCHAMBAULT:
Maybe more, huh?
(ALL PANTING)
BELLEFUILLE:
Ah, tabernacle.Here come the mosquito.
(ALL CHEERING)
We got 24 hours
to desecrate the good names
of these dickfucks.
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Let's do it!
(COUNTS IN FRENCH)
Let's do it.
License and registration, eh!
Here you go.
FARVA:
(ON RADIO)Captain, come in, Captain.
- Officer.
- FARVA:
Captain, come in.MAN:
Officer, here you go.
FARVA:
Are you hearinganything, Captain?
You think maybe
your buddy is getting
a little old for this?
I mean, a deaf cop?
Who said that, eh?
Ooh. You, sir,
have the nose of a king.
Hold tight, I'm gonna
get my ticket book.
(FOSTER GROANS)
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Ya! Hey there.
- License and registration.
- All right.
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Let's go!
License and registration, eh!
(SNICKERING)
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
What's so funny...
...Mr. Matt Tomon?
I lost my balls
in a tractor pull?
Wait, you both
got your nuts ripped off
in a tractor pull?
I lost mine in the spokes
of my bicycle.
You know how fast
that will stop a bicycle?
MAN:
Hey, Officer!
- Hey, you're on my wagon.
- What?
Come on! Wake up! Wake up!
FARVA:
License and registration, hey?
'Scuse me one second, eh.
- You b*tch!
- (GRUNTS)
- Get back here, you!
- FARVA:
Ow! Ow!- Hey, there.
- Hi.
License and registration.
Aren't you the two
that pulled me over before?
Beg your pardon?
How are you Mounties now?
Or should I say Meow-nties?
- (CHUCKLES)
- Say what now?
Few years ago,
you pulled me over
and you played some game
where you said "meow."
Buddy, I've said
a thousand stupid things
to people over the years.
You asked if I saw you
jumping around
all nimbly-bimbly
from tree to tree?
(CHUCKLES) I can assure you
I've never said the words
"nimbly-bimbly"
in my life.
- You f***er!
- Oh, you b*tch!
(FARVA GROANING)
Where's the gosh darn cruiser?
(TYRES SCREECHING)
Dude, your partner
is about to get mucked!
Where you going, mister?
Freeze!
- (HORN BLARES)
- (TYRES SCREECH)
Ow. Ow!
(SIGHS)
- (HONKS HORN)
- (SCREAMS)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Bro!
Hang on. Do you really
not remember this guy
or you just f***in' with him?
(WHISPERS) Yeah,
I have no idea who he is.
You know I heard
everything you said.
Son of a b*tch. We've been
doing that for years.
Forget it. Am I getting
a ticket here, or...
You know what? I want
to get my head around this
'cause now
it's driving me crazy.
Let's do this. We'll switch.
You'll be me, I'll be you
and then
you'll do the routine.
What? All right.
Ah, you'll kill it,
you'll kill it.
(GRUNTS)
License and registration meow.
Come on, meow.
- Hey! Now I remember it!
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- I remember it now.
- You remember that.
In the meanwhile, never give
your car keys to a stranger.
Why is that?
FOSTER:
(GIGGLES)See you, sucker!
MAC:
I knew it was youthe whole time, a**hole!
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
What the hell's going on here? Huh?
Looks like someone's smoking
the reefer joints.
No, that's not marijuana.
We'll see about that.
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
Farva, that's not a good idea!
(SCREAMING)
What's the...
(SIREN WAILING)
Okay, this is happening.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Sorry.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
We're from America.
We don't speak French.
Oh.
(HORSE NEIGHING)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Do neither of you
speak English?
- (IN FRENCH ACCENT) I do.
- Oh.
Em... (CLICKS TONGUE)
Your papers.
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