Supernatural Activity Page #6

...into an ugly face.

Oh god. Your ugly face is

so hot, baby.

I turn you back over and I kiss

the sh*t out of your ugly face.

Only... We don't kiss.

Our open mouths collide.

And we stay there. Connected.

Oh my god. You're like

Jackie Kerouac.

You give yourself to me.

I breathe you in.

Like a respirator.

I hold you tight.

My body shudders.

My butt cheeks clench. I peak.

We collapse into tiny particles.

We disappear forever.

Into the stars.

- Like astronauts.

- Astronauts.

How was that for you?

It was like a 7.

- 7 and a half.

- 8 and a half.

- 8.

- 8.25

- 8.125

- 8.1625

- 8.153125

- 8.153125.

Yep. Totally an 8.153125.

You know how I know it's an

Because we both just said it

at the same time.

Okay yeah. Okay. I'll call

you tomorrow.

- Yep. Bye bye.

- Love you too.

Yeah yeah yeah. Alright bye.

Bro.

I totally have a raging hard

on right now.

Shut up.

You heard that?

Every second.

It's going to have a million views

by 9:
00 AM tomorrow morning.

Brought to you by Brock Haas.

Okay. Two words.

It's a person!

Um...

- Jesus Christ!

- Jesus Christ!

- You got it.

- Alright!

Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!

My turn.

Okay.

One word.

Sounds like.

- God!

- God!

You got it!

Hallelujah! Praise Jesus!

My turn.

That's my girl.

Okay.

It's a person.

Um... Michael J. Fox.

No no no.

Muhammed Ali.

Oh!

Sylvester Stallone.

No?

Beyonce Knowles.

- Jim Carrey.

- Jim Carrey.

Cat woman.

Halle Berry.

Anne Hathaway.

Come on. Give us a clue.

It starts with 'small'

and ends in 'squatch'.

Aw, nuts!

Damon Damon Damon. We've got

an emergency.

It's paramount to documentary.

We got to go.

Come on. Emergency! Come on!

Go where?

This is such BS, bro.

They're scandalous.

I swear, they do anything

to be popular.

Yeah. Especially pretend to

be possessed.

Hey, it's Clair.

I knew you'd call.

And that's why I didn't

answer. Just kidding.

Leave a message after the beep.

Blair, hey, it's me. Listen.

There's been some trouble with

Emily Sunflower.

Luckily, I packed my exorcism

kit.

Just call me when you get this,

or come by as soon as possible.

Oh thank God you're here.

Where is she?

How long has she been like this?

Since we called you.

You've got something...

in your teeth.

Yeah.

Yeah. No, up.

It's like a piece of chicken.

Like a thigh.

Or like a chicken wing.

No. On the right side.

My right or your right?

No. Let's see.

Your right.

Yep. There you go. You got it.

Thanks. I hate when people leave

me hanging in public.

Oh. Me too.

It's the worst!

So embarrassing.

Tell me about it. Tell me about

it. I mean.

You think, "Hey. There's my friend.

They're going to help me out."

You go shopping together.

Maybe leave little comments

on my facebook wall.

They're very complimentary.

But they never tell you when you

got something stuck in your teeth.

- Not a real friend.

- No.

They're not.

Anyways.

You'll be needing these.

Yeah. Get your feet there.

Son of a.

You see what he's doing here?

That water starts to boil...

It means your daughter's got

the demon in her.

Out of the way.

No. No, stop!

STOP IT!

No you didn't!

- Dang!

- Ew!

Hey. I've been looking for that.

Ew!

Is that a blowdryer?

No. It's a blowing dryer.

It's blowing your mind,

isn't it?

What do you want me to cough

up next?

A snow blowing?

Ew!

Is that DVD?

Blow, starring Johnny Depp

and Penelope Cruz.

It should have been you, Danny.

What should have been me?

You didn't even come to my

funeral.

What are you talking about?

Duck.

Duck.

Duck.

Duck.

Duck.

- GOOSE!

- Oh god.

HELP!

Damon!

Somebody call for...

Oh sh*t. Oh sh*t.

O-M-G. OMG.

Oh god.

City and state please.

City and state.

Hickville, Texas.

Alright. Listing please?

Calm down. Is this an

emergency?

Of course it's an emergency!

Why would I dial 911 if it

wasn't an emergency, lady?

Sir, you dialed 411.

Oh my god.

Oh sh*t. Sh*t.

Blair. Blair!

- BLAIR! BLAIR!

- What?

- Get out.

- What?

- Get out. Come here.

- Oh my god. WHAT?

- What? What's going on?

- Pepper's gone.

What do you mean,

"Pepper's Gone."?

I don't know. He's not here.

Okay. Where is he?

- Oh my god. Let's go. Come on.

- Wait.

- Come on!

- Wait!

Wait. Wait over there. I just

realized.

What? What what?

We're in the most haunted

woods in the world.

Oh my god.

You're right!

- Come on!

- Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Are you okay?

- Doug, are you okay?

- Oh my god.

- What's wrong?

- Too much shaking cam.

I have to take my dramamine.

Give me the camera.

Jesus... That was

really disgusting.

Oh god. I can't be around that.

Doug! Doug! Hold on. Wait.

I think I see something.

Oh my god. Pepper!

If we don't start living together,

we're going to die alone.

We have to go back, Kate.

We have to go BACK!

Look.

I don't know what you want

from me. Alright?

For all we know, this is some

sort of practical joke.

Mr. Dealer, with all due

respect,

You and I both know that that little

girl in there ain't my little girl.

Oh no no. That's right.

She's possessed by a demon.

I forget.

Bro. Think about it.

Oh come on. You too?

The greatest illusion the devil

ever pulled off...

...was convincing the world

that he disappeared.

You just misquoted the SHI out of that right now.

Like, it wasn't even close.

Mr. Dealer, I'd do anything

for my daughter.

I'd stab myself 57 times in

the gut

if it meant I could free her

from that demon.

I'd eat a buffalo's nut sack for

breakfast every day

for the rest of my life.

I'd have premarital sex without

a condom.

- In Africa!

- Jesus.

I'd sleep with a leper

while a swarm of bees stung

me in the face.

Okay. I get it.

I get it.

You are crazy.

And I get that. I like that.

But what is your point?

Have you ever loved someone

like that?

I'm going to need to gear up.

Gear. up. montage.

So. freaking. cool.

Like, beyond cool.

You have no idea how much I

love gear up montages.

Also, guess who got a new camera

baby?

Eat your heart out, Tuck Thomas.

Come on guys. Guess.

Just one guess. One guess.

I dare you.

- I dare you to guess.

- Shut up, Dewey.

I'll tell you who it's not.

Billy B*obs Thornton over here,

who can't even operate the

microwave.

But seriously.

Our love is eternal, but, our

survey about the camera says...

He'll be fine.

He always is.

Alright.

Now before we get started,

I have to warn you.

Mr. Sunflower, your daughter may

be possessed by multiple demons.

Multiple demons?

That's right.

So when we get rid of this one,

another one may come and take

its place after we leave.

And it's not that we weren't

successful

at getting rid of this one.

We were.

We were very, very successful.

I've never missed a free throw.

It's just that another one came

and took its place. See?

Multiple demons.

Multiple demons.

That's right.

Is everybody ready?

Let's do this.

Let's go.

Blow hand demon.

And the Lord said unto Satan,

"Hast thou considered my

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