Swearnet: The Movie Page #10
But I'm gonna have
to disqualify ya.
What are you talkin' about?
Racing under the influence
of a controlled substance?
Does this look familiar?
What does the east coast
When they find out
we're on f***in' acid!
LSD, baby! Yeah!
- No.
- Unh uh.
Trigger, f*** off!
They're not actually on acid,
for f*** sakes!
I shot that.
We were f***in' around.
They're just acting.
Son, do I look
stupid to you?
I've seen your show.
They're not that good
at acting.
Sorry, boys,
that's the way it is.
Come on!
Jesus Christ, Mike!
Jamie, I'm f***in' sorry!
I'm trying not to go
tits up here!
I'm under a lot
of f***in' pressure!
You couldn't just take
one f***in' day off
Of swearnet, could ya?
No, I f***in' couldn't,
actually!
There's houses gettin'
burned down and sh*t!
Yeah, and why is that
happenin'?
'Cause you made a f***in'
deal without a lunatic
And you didn't
even ask us!
You know what I hope
you're proud of yourself,
Because I'm f***in' done
with swearnet...
oh, come on!
...and I'm f***in'
done with you!
- Jape!
- Thank you!
F***in' a**hole!
What were you thinking,
Mike? God!
We can figure this out.
I hope so.
Oh, here you go.
Is this why you never came
home last night, huh?
Because you're f***ing
this b*tch?!
You f***ing slut!
You're not even hot,
And you're very short.
You better back
the f*** up
With those too-Close
together-F***ing eyes,
You crazy c*nt!
And put some f***ing
clothes on!
I didn't f***ing cheat on you,
okay?!
She likes Mike anyway!
What?!
No, I don't.
Look, I didn't come home
last night,
'Cause Mike accidentally
gave me acid.
He thought it was
liquid codeine.
Okay, that's it.
Well,
I accidentally sucked
Sebastian Bach's cock
again last night!
Oh my god.
Oops.
You know what?
This is perfect.
I'm glad
you cheated on me.
But I didn't
cheat on you.
How could you suck
his cock again
After all we went through
the first time?
Maybe you shoulda
answered
Your f***ing phone
when I called you!
JP smashed my f***in' phone! Bull sh*t!
That's why I didn't
answer it!
You can keep
the piece of sh*t house.
I'm taking
everything else.
And just so you know,
I'm going on tour
With Sebastian
and his beautiful...
no.
Breathtaking cock.
Have a nice life with
your idiot friends,
You f***ing loser!
Julie, don't, please!
- Suck it for me!
- F*** you, Mike!
You shut your f***in' mouth!
Thanks, man!
Robb, come on, man, don't
f***in' quit on me please!
I can't f***in' do this
on my own, man.
What a corn dog, man?
Robb, it's never as bad as
Good evening,
I'm BJ Wilson,
With a CNT breaking
news update.
this afternoon.
After their internet-Based
network, swearnet,
Was slapped with
fourteen law suits
Totaling 4.5 million dollars.
Mike Smith, Robb Wells,
JP Tremblay and Patrick roach,
A.K.A. Swearman,
are all named on the law suits,
None of whom could be reached
for comments,
But I think
it's safe to assume
This spells the end
for swearnet.
Up next,
local religious sect...
f*** you, you cocksuckers.
Religion or-
I just wanted everybody
to know that Robb and JP
Probably won't be
on swearnet anymore
Because I f***ing ruined
both of their lives.
I didn't mean to,
but I did.
I'm f***in' sorry.
All I wanted was for
the three of us
To be able to make people laugh
And not be f***in' censored,
And it all went to sh*t.
Jape, if you're watchin' this,
man,
I f***in' love you, brother.
I'm goin' down to the f***in'
Targa office in the morning
And I am gonna tell p*ssy-Eye
That he has to let you and your
And I don't give a f***
what I have to do.
I'm gonna make it happen,
brother.
I don't care.
I f***in' love you.
I love you both, man.
You're both my f***in' brothers
And I will do whatever
the f*** I have to do
To make this sh*t happen, man.
I f***in' love you guys.
I really f***in' love you guys.
I love you both, man,
I love you both.
You're my brothers!
Jape, I f***in' love you, man.
I love you, man.
# Hold on tight
to what you believe in #
# Hold on to whatever
you need #
# Oh yeah #
# Step inside
# Of another life #
# Of another time #
# Here it's enough to be
well meaning #
# And if you crash your plane
you can try it again #
# Oh yeah #
Let them f***in' race!
Let them f***in' race!
F***.
These are all swearnet fans.
- Let them f***in' race!
- Let them f***in' race!
- Come on!
- Get outta here!
Get outta the way!
- Doufus, you f***in' c*nt!
- P*ssy eye!
Come on, give me a break,
will ya?!
- You guys are awesome!
- Excuse me, please, excuse me!
Get him inside!
- Excuse me! Trigger!
- Trigger, come with me!
Come to the office!
Holy f*** you guys!
Thanks for comin' out!
This is f***in' amazing!
I love you, guys!
I'm goin' in there to get
the boys back in the race!
I'm not gonna take no
for an answer!
Swearnet.Com!
Swearnet! Swearnet! Swearnet!
Swearnet! Swearnet! Swearnet!
Do any of you guys know how to
turn off this god damn sound?
I do. Here.
I woke up this morning,
15,000 emails.
It hasn't stopped yet!
Everybody's calling
me p*ssy eye.
Aw, for the love of Christ,
20,000 emails now!
Well, can you imagine
if we flip this around
And actually got swearnet
behind the f***in' race.
Let me make myself
perfectly clear.
There's nothin'
you can say
That's gonna get
me to change my mind.
They broke the rules!
Look, trigger,
All JP wants is to do is cross
the f***in' finish line
With his dad next to him.
Come on!
These guys are
my f***in' family.
I would take f***ing bullet
in the face for them.
Jeez, you'd do anything
for them boys, wouldn't you?
Yeah. Anything.
for a while #
# Just to beg for a whisper
and a smile #
# 'Cause I'm in love
with your face and style #
Hey, come on in!
Uh, Robb,
are you here?
Hey.
Excuse the mess.
I haven't had a chance
to clean up.
Hey, I totally understand.
You've been through a lot.
Wow!
Quite a f***in' thing.
I mean, not a f***in' thing.
It's a f***ed up thing.
Oh, I mean, that part there is
a f***ing thing I guess but...
look, rob,
just so you know,
I like you, not Mike.
Really?
I was sure you liked Mike.
And I see the way
he looks at ya,
And a lot of women find him
irresistible
And that sort of stuff.
I just assumed you probably
like him not me-
Wow,
I was not expecting that.
Or that.
That's f***in' hilarious!
What's going on,
you hungarian f*** tanker?
What?
How'd he get you back
in the race?
Oh f***.
Who the f***'s piece of sh*t
car is that?!
Oh! Well if it isn't
the happy couple!
Yay!
I don't want to f***ing fight,
Julie, okay?
Fight?
What?
You don't fight, rob.
a little b*tch
And take whatever
I give you!
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