Tag Page #7
HOGAN:
Yeah, that's a good move.Good one, Jer!
(WHISTLES)
There he is!
Hello, boys.
What?
(JERRY WHISTLES)
CHILLI:
Okay, how's he doing this?
All right, Jerry, stop!
SABLE:
He's multiplying!It's happening!
- What the f***?
- There's one!
(ALL SCREAM)
- Hey!
- What?
There's so many.
There's so many!
There he is!
I'm coming for you, Jerry!
Chilli, you're not even it!
(PANTING)
I'm on your ass!
(YELLS) Come on!
Oh, sh*t!
Sh*t!
This is terrible.
This is pure bullshit.
We should not be here.
This is gettin'
way too extreme.
I need you to buck up, Sable.
- Yeah.
- Come on, let's stay focused.
Yeah, we bucked up
out of the goddamn golf cart.
You smell that?
Do you smell it?
It's Jerry. I smell him.
It's leaves and grass.
And centipedes.
Just typical woods stuff.
He's close.
I can feel it.
I can feel something.
(CRACKLING)
Oh, sh*t!
- Jesus. Oh, my God.
- Sh*t.
- Oh, my God.
- Wow, that's crazy.
(HOGAN LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)
Our friend is a psychopath,
and this is scary.
He got me. I'm down.
This is on you now. Come here.
Let me tag you.
Come on!
All right.
(WHISPERS) I can see him.
He's at three o'clock.
50 yards out.
- Three o'clock. Got it.
- Three o'clock.
(WHISPERS) Sable!
That three o'clock.
- You didn't say which time zone, man!
- That's not time zones.
Why didn't you just point the first time?
Next time, just point.
It's that way. Go!
Go, go, go!
Go, Sable, go!
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(GASPS)
I see you.
Yeah, motherf***er.
You're it!
(SPEAKING SPANISH)
Oh, I don't like that.
Shh.
Sleep.
Sable?
Sable?
What happened?
We got chloroformed.
Chloroformed? What?
Bob took our car, and now we're in a Lyft.
We're going to the Sandpiper.
I don't wanna be it anymore.
I don't wanna be it.
Hoagie, it's on you, bud.
SABLE:
Now, what the f***?Wait. I'm confused.
What just happened in there?
Well, Jerry woke up early,
got some grounds crew
to go out in the woods, build some
snares and a swinging log trap
and wear matching outfits
to act as decoys.
Maniac.
Are you okay?
Yes, yes. I am. I'm good.
I am amazed that you're able to
stay so optimistic after all that.
Well, some have said I am the
heart and soul of the game.
No, you've said that.
You're the only person
I've heard say that.
Well, technically "just me" fits the legal
definition of "some" so suck a dick.
Well, it seems like the game has
really kept you guys connected.
- Exactly.
- Well, except Jerry.
What? Don't say that.
How often do you see Jerry
outside of tag?
Well, not super frequently,
but...
Would you consider that
a close friendship?
Well, that's kind of
a dicky question.
HOGAN:
Thank you.All I'm saying is Callahan
better f***ing be here.
(HOGAN CHUCKLES)
- What's up? What?
- Look who decided to show up.
What? I had a business call with Beijing.
Couldn't be helped. I'm sorry.
Business call with Beijing? It would
have been 8:
00 a.m. Saturday out there.You doing business calls
at 8:
00 a.m. Saturday morning?Why do you know so much
about Beijing time zones?
2008 Olympics.
Michael Phelps, baby.
Fair enough.
Okay, anyway, I have an idea.
- Anybody want to hear it?
- Yes.
- What is it?
- Jerry's gym.
Someone there's gotta know
where he is.
- I like this. That's a good idea.
- Great!
- Up top! Buckle up, gang!
- Yes! Giddy up!
- You're it, by the way.
- What's wrong?
- My f***ing knee.
- What's wrong with your knee?
I got hit by a log.
You got hit by a log, what?
We were chasing him. I got hit by
a f***ing log. It really hurts.
I'm gonna go in. F***, I'm
pissed off about this, but go.
You want me to call
the pediatrician?
- I'm an adult. I don't need a pediatrician.
- You're not coming?
I think I'm gonna slow you down.
Why don't you guys go?
After the gym, let's meet up.
All right, fine.
Trust me, I wanna go...
Y'all need a sub? Huh?
I'm in!
HOGAN:
We're super good, man.Thanks!
We're good.
Who's banned now, b*tch?
(GRUNTS) I'm okay. All right, guys.
Take it easy!
(LOU GASPS)
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Oh, that knee healed up fast.
Stay out of this, Lou.
LOU:
Oh, you saucy devil.Hey, there, welcome to Granite Fitness.
Get hard, stay hard.
Just so you guys know, we're going
to be closing in five short minutes,
but is there anything
I can help you with?
Yes, Dave, in fact there is
something you could help us with.
How would you
like to earn $500?
Okay, just so you guys know, I'm not
sucking your guys' d*cks, all right?
And I'm not letting you
suck my dick either.
No one is talking about anyone
sucking anyone's anything.
You sure about that? 'Cause
this guy's eyeing me hard.
- What?
- I'm just saying, man,
- you've got that vibe.
- Yeah?
Stop it.
Hey, Sable, seriously. Chill.
- Just stop it.
- Stop it?
It's too sexual.
You're undressing me,
literally, right now
with your eyes.
Dave. 500 bucks, and all we
want is to know where Jerry is.
Oh! Jerry. Yes, okay, sh*t.
He did mention that some people were
gonna swing by looking for him.
He left a message.
Oh, yeah.
Go f*** yourselves.
Okay, look. $1,000.
All right? Easy money.
Jerry won't even know
that you sold him out.
I got a better idea.
Why don't you go back
to the little Best Western
that you're staying in
and jerk each other off
in the nude?
Why do you keep taking this
conversation into a sexual direction?
Listen, Dave. $1,500.
Don't be an idiot.
Not a chance,
you dick-suckin' homophobes.
- Hey!
- What?
Dave?
Do you know
what we're gonna do?
What?
We're gonna waterboard you.
Don't be a hero, Dave.
Jerry doesn't give
a sh*t about you.
So tell us where he is.
I'm never gonna tell you.
Last chance, Dave.
You're not gonna go through
with this for some game,
so quit jerking me off!
Oh, Jesus.
No one's jerking you off, kid.
'Cause Jerry has pushed us
to the f***ing edge.
If you don't tell us
what we need to know,
you're going over
the edge with us.
You ready to die
for this sh*t?
I'd rather die than get
sucked off by you homophobes.
We're not gonna suck you off,
we're gonna waterboard you.
I'm just taking
a principled stand right now.
Okay. Well, guess what. Now,
this is gonna happen. All right?
Are you ready? I hope you
can hold your breath, son!
Do it!
BOB:
'Cause this is goingright down!
- Yeah!
- You son of a b*tch!
BOB:
Here it comes!It's coming! It's coming!
Yeah. You know, we should not.
I feel like it would be too much.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
That got outta hand.
My heart is beating
really fast right now.
We were just kidding,
we were just bluffing.
- No, we weren't f***ing bluffing!
- Anna, Anna, Anna!
- Oh, my God, no. Just, no.
- Sweetheart.
It's a war crime, right?
It's not really who we are.
Yep, sorry.
We got a kinky cat over here.
- Okay.
- F*** you, Dave.
God, I love your passion.
I'll tell you what.
I will tell you where
Jerry's gonna be
for $2,000. Cash. American.
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