Talk Radio Page #11
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- Year:
- 1988
- 110 min
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Barry!|Don't "Barry" me!
You've got sawdust between your ears|instead of brains. Just listen to you!
If I sounded as stupid as you, I'd|be too embarrassed to open my mouth!
I'm hanging up!|Good, and don't call back.
Nothing more boring|than people who love you.
Yeah, you're on Night Talk.
I just have one thing|to ask you, Barry.
Hit me.
Are you as ugly-looking|as you sound? Uglier.
Yeah, I thought|you'd say something like that.
But as usual,|you avoid the question.
What's the question?|I think you know the question.
Is an animal a vegetable or a|mineral? The question is obvious.
Why does an intelligent fellow|like yourself...
spend so much energy|hurting other people?
Hmm?|Do you not love yourself?
I think you're very|lonely, Barry.
I'm sorry for you, because|you don't know how to love.
Night Talk. Ralph.
They always say that,|don't they?
"Why are you so angry"?
Well, they don't understand|me and you, Barry.
We're the kind of people,|we feel too much.
Are we, Ralph?
Yeah, my name is Cheryl Ann.|I'll hold.
Who knows? I mean,|take, for instance, cancer.
What is cancer?|What are you doing, Ellen?
He's all alone out there.|So what?
He's going down in flames,|Dan.
It's Barry's show,|Ellen.
Let Barry|do Barry's show.
Well, what are they gonna do|with my TV set?
We watch it. That's what|people do with TV sets.
What do they see? They see people|killing people, babies starving, floods.
And for what?|For nothing!
For beer commercials|and Tampax ads,
MTV, a yacht, the ocean,
a diamond earring,|a racehorse.
Well, I guess so.
I guess so. All I know is|what I read in the papers.
And that's a lot of talk. Barry,|it's talk. Talk, talk, talk.
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk, talk,|talk, talk! Ralph, Ralph, Ralph!
Tell me something.|I'm curious.
How do you dial a phone|with a straightjacket on?
Barry.
I don't know much about God|and I never was very religious,
but you can't help feeling|like something is wrong,
like nobody's|driving the train,
the system,
'cause too many people|are gettin' sick.
And the traffic,|it's just jamming up.
And even the weather,|not so good lately.
Barry, I just don't|- I don't get it, Barry. I just don't get it.
You don't get it, wimp? Here's|what you get! You get $1.59,
That's it. go down to the drugstore,|buy a pack of razor blades,
and slash your|f***in' wrists, pinhead!
That's it, kid.|Come on.
What?|Get him out of here, now!
Hey, Barry!
Get the f*** off me,|you f***in' son of a b*tch!
Thank you, Dallas!|Good night!
You allright, Barry?|Standby.
I'm confused, Barry.
What did you say|your name was?
Cheryl Ann.
It's about my ex-husband.
He's back in town and, well,|I haven't seen him for a while.
What are you confused about,|Cheryl Ann?
Well, let me first say...
that I left my ex-husband|for very good reasons.
Did it- Let's not|get into them, okay?
And he's anything but perfect.
He smokes, he drinks,|he loves to argue.
Sounds like my kind of guy.|Yeah.
He is a little bit like you.
Yeah, well, we gotta move|it along here, Cheryl Ann.
You wanna get to the point?
I have, um,|feelings for him.
What kind of feelings?
Nice feelings.
Um...
This is hard to say.
Sexual feelings?
It's not just that.|I mean, yes, of course, but...
I still love him.
It's not the same|with my husband.
We had something,
and... I want him.
I want him inside of me.
I want to take care of him.
I want to be with him.
Yes.
You wanna hold him.
Oh, yes.
You wanna relive|the feelings you two had.
Yes, Barry.
You don't love|your husband?
No. Well, I...
You tell him|that you love him.
You lie to him and|you tell him that you love him.
I do love him.
I love him as a friend.
Friend.
Everyone's your friend.
Not like my ex-husband.
There's a passion there|for his soul and...
I- I thought I wanted a|simple life, but I-I was wrong.
I want my old life back.
Sounds like|you made a mistake.
Should've stuck with|the first guy.
Yeah, well, what was I|supposed to do?
I love you, Barry.
Ever hear the story of the little|dog who had a bone in his mouth?
And he's trotting over this|bridge and he looks over...
and sees his reflection|in the water.
Thinks it's another dog.
That dog has a bone|in his mouth too.
The dog wants both bones, so he|barks at the little dog in the water,
trying to scare him.
Bone drops out of his mouth.
Loses both bones.
What has that got to do|with what I just said?
Babe, I don't know|what to tell you.
You blew it!
You know, women like you|are never happy.
What do you want me to say? Leave|your husband? Go back to your ex?
Your ex doesn't want you.
He's got women all over the|place. He doesn't need you.
He's not some suburban zombie like|your husband. He's out there having fun.
Did you ever think of that? Maybe|your ex-husband doesn't want you?
Hmm? He came on to me.|He said he wanted me.
You're Iying again.|He said he still loved me.
You're Iying! You're a sexually|unsatisfied woman living in a dream world!
I feel sorry for you!
So why don't you stick|with Mr. America there,
go out and buy yourself a heavy-duty|vibrator, and knock yourself out.
We reap what we sow.
Follow me, Cheryl Ann?
Probably frigid.|And we have Theresa on the line.
The day will come|for you, Barry.
And there will be|a reckoning,
an adding up|and a totaling.
Those who turned away|will be turned upon.
And I don't care|what your story is, Barry.
You are responsible, and there|will be no confusion at your trial.
It will be short,|and necks will crack.
The whips will strip your back|bare to the bone,
and your children|will cry for you...
as they are slaughtered|before your eyes.
You...
The Jews will hang high|over the streets.
You will be buried in piles.
You dig your own holes.
I am here merely to tell you|that the day will come.
It will.
Believe it or not,|you make perfect sense to me.
I should hang.
I'm a hypocrite.
I ask for sincerity,|and I lie.
I denounce the system|as I embrace it.
I want money and power|and prestige.
I want ratings and success.
I don't give a damn about you|or the world. That's the truth.
For this, I could say I'm|sorry, but I won't. Why should I?
I mean, who the hell are|you anyways, you audience?
You're on me every night|like a pack of wolves,
'cause you can't stand facing|what you are and what you've made.
Yes, the world|is a terrible place.
Yes, cancer and garbage|disposals will get you.
Yes, a war is coming.
Yes, the world is shot to hell,|and you're all goners.
Everything's screwed up, and|you like it that way, don't you?
You're fascinated|by the gory details.
You're mesmerized|by your own fear.
You revel in floods,|car accidents.
Unstoppable diseases.
You're happiest|when others are in pain.
That's where I come in,|isn't it?
I'm here to lead you by the|hands through the dark forest...
of your own hatred|and anger and humiliation.
I'm providing a public service.
You're so scared.
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