Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Page #6

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## I'm all alone all the time ##

## All the time ##

## Dude, I totally miss you ##

## The things we did together ##

## Where have you gone? ##

## Totally miss the honesty

and special times ##

## And honestly I totally miss

the f***ed up thing you do ##

## Dude, I totally miss you ##

## I totally miss you ##

## Dude, I totally miss you

all the time ##

## Aaaah ##

## Aaaah ##

## Aaaah-aaaah-aaaah ##

- ## Aaaah, I totally aaaah you ##

- Ha ha ha!

Did you see that?

- That was awesome.

- ## Dude, I totally miss you ##

- That was great.

- ## I totally miss you ##

## Dude, I totally miss you

all the time ##

## All the t-i-i-ime ##

## The mission is clear ##

## I'm goin' over there ##

## I'm goin' to do the mission ##

## I'm going to flip around the corner

flat as a pancake ##

## And then l... Oh, no, the camera! ##

## Stay back here, devise a plan ##

## Dive into the bushes ##

## Against all odds ##

## Infiltrate, storm the gate! ##

## Storm the gate! ##

- ## Ninja style, Samurai ##

- ## Storm the gate! ##

- ## Metal pole, climb that sh*t ##

- ## Storm the gate! ##

## Climb into that motherf***er ##

## Now I'm climbin' up, up on a roof ##

## I've got catlike reflexes, flip... ##

...me, I elbow him...

- One guy?

He's tryin' to punch me in the neck.

- Yeah.

- I look down...

and there's two guys goin',

"I'm... We're gonna punch you."

So they're punchin' up at me...

I got both elbows down like this.

Pull both their hair...

and I made them both

poke each other's eyes out.

So they're both blind,

there's blood everywhere...

## Against all odds ##

## Infiltrate, oh, storm the gate! ##

What the f***?

## Two air vents on the roof ##

## That's what the guy was talkin' a... sh*t! ##

- F***!

- ## Electric eye ##

## Infiltrate, storm the gate! ##

## Storm the gate! ##

## Storm the gate! ##

Ow!

God damn it! Aah!

God! That was KG's fault.

God! That was KG's fault.

If he'd been here

like we planned...

he coulda lowered me down

with a rope...

but dick-ass

had to follow his cock.

And you know when I go quadruple

plat he'll come a-knockin'...

"Dude, can I come back

and join the band now?"

And I'll be like,

"No way, cockshiner."

And then he'll be like...

Can you hear me?

Oh, yeah.

I hear you loud and clear.

You're sayin' ho's before bro's.

Well, that's not how I roll, a**hole.

JB, it's KG. Do you read me?

What do you want, non-rocker?

This line is reserved for rockers only...

so I can't really talk

to you right now.

Sex, drugs, and then rock & roll.

In that order.

I was just followin' the code.

You're a f***in' traitor.

You bailed on me,

and now I'm in the sh*t.

Where the f*** are you?

I'm in the air duct, dude.

- Dude. I totally missed you.

- Me too.

I just heard a noise.

I am trippin'.

Are you stoned?

Listen.

Uh, I just heard a noise.

- I'm gonna go check it out.

- Copy that.

Mm.

Uh...

Classic Rock is clear.

I'm gonna go check out Punk.

And if I find anybody in there...

I'm gonna pop a f***in' cap

in their ass.

I'm gonna call it self-defense.

Hello?

I'm on my own.

Oh, God.

Dude, you heard that guy.

He's gonna shoot us. Let's bail.

No. We're too close.

That pick is in one of these rooms...

and we're not leavin' here

without it.

Dude, look at this place.

It's huge. We're never

gonna find this thing.

Follow me. We are the shadows.

They'll never find what cannot be seen.

Center.

Picks, picks.

Where do they keep their f***in' picks?

Lt's gotta be in the Guitar Gods room.

- Where's that?

- It's right here.

At the top of Guitarway to Heaven.

There it is.

F***-a-luck-a-ding-dong.

- Let's go get it.

- No!

Lasers.

They'll slice you to pieces.

Sizzlelean.

You stay here and keep a lookout.

Wh... What are you gonna do?

I'm goin' in there and gettin' that pick.

## Danger ##

## Laser ##

## Tetris ##

## lmpossible ##

Be careful.

## Q-Bert ##

## Frogger ##

Uh! Uh!

## Dig Dug ##

## Marble Madness ##

## Centipede ##

## Millipede ##

## Tenacious ##

You got it.

## Lmpossible ##

## lmpossible ##

Can't... reach... pick.

Surrounded by lasers.

Focus, Jables.

Use all your mental powers.

Wait.

There's a button down here.

I think it might deactivate the lasers...

But I can't reach it.

The cock.

Use the cock.

Come on, helmet head.

Get it up.

## Cock ##

Ooh.

## Cock, cock, cock ##

## Cock, cock, cock ##

Aaah! Mmm!

- ## Cock, cock, cock, cock ##

- Come to Papa.

- ## Cock ##

- Oh! Aaah!

Oh, yeah!

Let's finish this.

## Hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey ##

## Prekeh-goo-goo-boo

ba-dum-biddly-beep-beep ##

Aaah!

F***.

I can't reach it.

- I can't reach it.

- Hold on!

Aaaaah!

That's it, that's it.

I got it! I got it! Aaah!

- Aaah! Aaah!

- Aaah!

Ah! Aaah! Oh! Aaah!

- Uh...

- Oh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Aaaaaah!

Haul ass!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Halt! Stop!

Aaah!

Power slide!

## Yeah! ##

- Oh, damn!

- Ugh! Why?

- That was awesome.

- I know.

I've never fired a gun before,

it was unbelievable.

Aah! Oh, God! Oh!

Oh! Hold up!

- We got it!

- F***, yeah.

Let's get the f*** outta here.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!

Nice work, boys.

Now, toss that pick over here,

nice and slow.

Or I will cut you from hole to hole.

Then you might as well kill us, man...

'cause there is no way in hell...

we're givin' you this f***in' pick.

OK.

So be it.

Come over here.

I'm going to f***ing stab you.

What?

No. We're not comin' over there.

Fine.

Stay where you are, then.

I'm going to come over there.

I am going to slice out

your eyes and your balls.

And then I am going to stick

your eyes in your ballsacks...

and then I will take your balls...

and I will put them in your eyeholes!

Dude, we could totally outrun him.

Totally, let's bail.

N... No, wait! Co... Come back here!

Gaaah!

Come back with my pick!

Lt belongs to me!

Freeze!

Catch me if you can.

Aaah!

## Kings! ##

Yeah! Yeah!

Whoo!

Fifty miles to Los Angeles.

- We did it!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- I know.

I'm surprised no one even chased us.

We got away scot-free.

- You f***in' rule.

- No. You f***in' rule.

Yeah, but I couldn't have done it

without your training.

Dude, let's see the pick.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Dude, you got it, right?

Yes! Ha ha ha!

- Look at how awesome it is!

- Ohhhh!

- Now we have the power.

- Yes!

We shall carry on its ancient legacy.

Dude, we are gonna smoke

the competition...

at the open mic night tonight.

- That money is ours!

- Mm. Totally.

Yeah, I got some, uh, fellas

with a broken taillight.

- Oh, f***. It's the cops.

- Is it? Oh... Oo.

Pull over. Pull over. It's cool.

- OK.

- Pull over.

All right. Just play it cool.

M'kay? They got nothin' on us.

Let's just be mellow, OK?

What're you doing? No!

What the f*** are you doing?

This is Officer Mackenzie,

I need backup.

Assailants turning south

down Lexington Avenue.

I'm in pursuit.

Oh, God damn it, Kyle!

## Car chase city,

that's the name of the game ##

- I want out!

- ## Lt was all groovy ##

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