The Babymoon Page #5

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And food network, Gordon Ramsey on TV.

- Yeah, yeah. We have to,

- but they think he's funny,

- he's terrifying.

- It's a good location,

let's go, action.

- Action.

- Okay, okay.

For decades our people

have endured

the abuse of the upper class.

Okay, cut. Cut, cut.

Que Paso?

What is that sound?

Que pasa now?

Dio mio, por favor.

Why are you crying in

the middle of my valuable time?

Que?

It was an accident,

I'm so sorry.

I've been wanting to go,

I would do anything

to protect...

Okay, it's...

You're fine.

Tell him you're fine.

- Okay? Please.

- I'm fine.

Look. It's okay. Okay?

We have to move.

Time for one more and then

we have to move, okay?

- Okay.

- You go.

Do you have any emotional

issues before I start my...

I have some abandonment

issues with my father.

But I'm okay right now.

"Ah!

- Okay, it's a little too much, okay?

- Let's go. A...

Action!

Okay. For decades...

Our people have endured...

The abuse...

Of the upper class, okay?

You come to us looking

like Brad Pitt?

We send him back looking

like Oliver twist!

We are a people.

You don't tell me to...

I'm... I'm in the middle

of my live time, okay?

- Stick to the script!

- We are not network, okay?

We are human network...

Human beings!

Thank you, I don't need your

corrections right now, okay?

- I took two years of English.

- That is perf...

- Two years of English.

- No, you're doing okay.

- You're doing good.

- You're correcting me again.

- No, it looks great.

- Start again! Start again.

If you could please...

Look at the camera, okay?

Look intimidating.

Okay.

I'm so stressed.

And so then she told me

to take her to the cave of love

and then, I saw Yesenia.

Yesenia.

Sounds like we have

a kidnapping on our hands.

Yeah, well, I think you

have to not wanna be there

for it to be a kidnapping, no?

Well, Yesenia works

with the leader

of a very, very dangerous

group of rebels,

who have been taking

high-value marks

for lucrative ransom trades.

Serves him right.

All due respect, seora.

It does not sound

like you want my help.

I don't know what to no, I mean,

do they...

Do they want money?

'Cause we don't have much,

just... just enough from one

song royalty to live comfortably

and I mean all the reality money

went to keeping up appearances

and this... really

fun vacation.

Well, they...

They will demand it from

anyone they think can pay.

Well, so they're not

gonna hurt him, right?

Oh, no. No.

They're gonna hurt

him very much.

If... if he cannot

get the money,

if he slows them down too much,

they will have to...

So that the government troops

will not catch them.

So what can we do?

There's nothing we can do.

We have to wait for their offer.

No, you don't understand.

This is trace.

He doesn't even know

how to dress himself.

Look, your son said that... that

maybe if we stay on their trail

that there's a good chance

that we could find them.

Yeah, we got to get

the bad guys.

It's... it's...

It sounds like trying to,

to catch a chicken

with garden wire.

It is difficult to do.

Look,

I know that I can...

I can do this on my own, okay?

But...

I'd really rather

not have his father

cut up into a million pieces

all over the Amazon.

Fine. Okay.

Make sure that the fort

is locked down tight,

and get all calls

to me on the radio.

We've have endured

the abuse for way too long.

You take our roses,

you take our bananas...

- You have oil spills...

- Yes, the senator

will be at the

bush family art gallery,

opening on the 18th.

Okay, thank you so much,

we'll see you there.

- Shannon.

- Oh, great. Yes, thank you so much.

The senator will absolutely be at

the Koch brothers family picnic.

- Shannon.

- Yes, we are so looking forward to it, okay.

Shannon. Shannon!

We will see you there,

thank you so much.

- Shannon!

- Mm?

Why do I care about this again?

Uh, because it was on the web

and a link was also

sent directly to you

- from a server in Cartegentina.

- So what?

Yes, I'm Cartegentinean,

but that does not make

me a senator there.

No, I know.

They also have, um,

trace Mcevans as a hostage.

So that's exciting.

You could sign right here.

It's for the elephants.

Should I know who that is?

I mean, it sounds

familiar, but...

Is he important?

You would have

to define "important."

So every two seconds an

elephant is brutally murdered.

Look, Shannon.

I am an important person,

my friends are important people.

There goes one.

Maybe Bieber knows him.

I'm going to

tweet him a PM, yes.

All right, we'll just

let these elephants die.

- Como esta?

- Okay, um...

You ready, big boy?

Let's go.

Go down.

All the way down.

Vamos, vamos, vamos.

- Down here?

- Yes, down there.

Wh... what about my wife?

She should be fine.

Likely reaching out

to the embassy,

who have the video from

our U.S. government contacts.

Play your cards right,

and these could be

a real publicity boost.

Oh! Hey!

Why?

Because you can help

unload the Jeep.

And we know this jungle

like the back of our hand.

Trust me, there are

things out there

that will do ten times

worse what we can.

The rules here are easy.

We're gonna travel randomly

through the jungle to the north.

You run, you're dead.

You slow us down, you're dead.

You get us caught

by the government?

Dead for sure.

Hey, um... what is the

situation where I get to see

my future ex-wife and estranged

child during visitation hours?

You keep up, shut up

and your people pay on time,

you're gonna be okay.

It's like I said, I'm giving

you the special V.I.P. Tour,

where you are responsible

for your own life.

You break the rules,

you are responsible

for your own death.

Oh, keep up.

I... I don't know the first thing

about jungle survival...

Cartegentina jungle

survival tip number one.

Shelter. Ham mock.

While it's still light,

set it up, head heights,

with about three meters

between two trees.

Staying off the ground will

keep you from getting bitten

by most dangerous things, hmm?

Hey, you really know

what you're doing, huh?

Yo, why aren't you

running this joint?

Big guy's crying again?

- Okay?

- He's fine.

He's a trained killer.

He's gonna have a baby.

That man is gonna be a father.

Wow, we're going really slow.

Sometimes you need to go slow

to be able to see through.

To see through.

Okay.

To see through.

So, we are... we are up in this section

and I'm right about that, correct?

It's easier for me

to like, figure out,

you know, like, some sort

of plan, like, a route or...

Oh, we're,

we're picking them up?

And we're stopping.

- So?

- Donde esta tu Madre?

No um.

Oh, yeah, let's put that down.

Let's put that down.

- Okay.

- Yeah...

It's dangerous.

It's like a toy to them.

Okay...

This is a jacket.

What?

Yeah.

Is something wrong

with this hammock?

Come...

Hand loop, over under.

Siberian knot!

Let's kill him.

No, we're not gonna kill him.

He... what did

I just say?

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