The Babymoon Page #6
- Year:
- 2017
- 99 min
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He is worth a lot of money.
Please don't get impulsive.
Please don't get impulsive,
remember what
happened last time?
We're not gonna do that again.
"Hand loop, over under.
Siberian loop each side.
I'm the queen
of the jungle."
Please calm down,
that's not fair, you always...
That's not fair? What
are you talking about?
Always it goes back to that.
Keep your voice down.
Okay, I will handle
your boyfriend.
Would you calm down?
Get it together, seriously.
I'm sick of it.
Good Siberian knot.
Yeah, you know,
I just did the old...
Hand loop over under and...
What's next?
At your rate of exertion, you're
gonna need some water soon.
Thank god.
My tongue is like
a salty cotton ball.
Uh, do us all a favor and
don't drink the river water.
There are worms that
will grow in your body,
crawl out through your skin.
Pretty bad for your
movie star complexion, no?
What am I supposed to do?
No Patience?
This is also typical American?
No. I'm an exceptional
screw up.
Survival tip number two, water.
You got the source right, but if
there's bacteria in the water,
what must you do?
- Boil it.
- Yeah.
After you start the fire,
boil the water, let it cool,
then you can drink.
You know, this has to be
some sort of like,
Geneva violation,
just to... you know...
Welcome to life
outside the bubble.
Yeah, well, I was very happy
with life inside the bubble,
thank you very much.
Were you?
Wh...
From the recording studio
to the white house,
Justin Bieberton gets political.
Let's have a look.
Uh, whatever dude.
It's like um...
I don't know,
they're just like...
So out of touch, you know?
Maybe we just need a like,
changing of the guard or
somethin' in today's politics?
I don't know why my daughter
loves him so much.
Okay. Anyways,
so Justin shared a tweet
from senator Ray Lopez.
Hey, biebs.
You know this fool
trace Mcevans?
Kid got biebs up with some
bad guys in south America,
biebs face.
Who taught him how to text?
I mean, let's be honest.
If I was vice president,
we'd get some stuff done
around here, right?
We'd make it way better
for all the ladies out there.
You feel me, girl.
- You got senator Lopez...
- Hey, nobody calls me biebs!
- Except you, girl.
- All right guys, come on.
That's enough, that's enough.
So Justin continued to share
on his social media.
"Look, this guy
is sending me tweets
instead of doing anything
to help this old rocker dude.
What else isn't he doing?
# seriouspolitical
# youfeelmegirl."
Great question, though.
What is our senator doing?
Okay.
You wanna play like that, biebs?
All right.
You now have one less follower.
70 million minus one.
Bam.
One big one.
No one messes with Ray Lopez.
Oh, god.
What have I done?
Hey, Shannon!
Adios.
Okay. So, now we can get
back to business here.
Um...
Okay, so I'll just stay here...
While my husband's
in the jungle.
Well?
Mm...
Nothing quite quenches
your thirst like a nice
hot cup of water, you know?
Little bit of grit.
We are far from the worst
kidnappers in this country.
One group forgot
to feed their captive.
He starved to death halfway.
That's why we allow our
to take control
over their own survival.
Yes, but the problem is,
is that you've never met somebody as
completely self-destructive as I am.
Sh*t, forget surviving
in the jungle,
I can barely survive
in a WestSide condo,
eating frozen
gluten-free pizza
and drinking
grass-fed milk, okay?
Which I forget
to buy most of the time.
All right? Without someone
to literally buy it for me,
I would die.
What business do I have bringing
a child into this world?
I'm not even a fully
functional human being.
Problemas de jente blanca.
You're not going to find
much sympathy here.
Problemas de gringos.
First world problems, ah?
What is gluten-free?
Huh?
Juan, that's enough.
What? It... it...
Did everyone go to
the farmer's market
- without me and my...
- It's in the trees.
Here.
Am I this unthreatening?
Am I... am I this
unthreatening to you guys
that you just... you don't
care that I have a knife?
Yesenia?
Yes, Juan.
He's quick.
Ah, Yesenia.
- Yes, Juan.
- Not so quick.
Go get my fruit.
Not so quick.
- Hola.
- Hola... again.
Okay, great. So we're
all back in the car.
All right, so I got...
I've had some time
to think about a little
plan of action here.
And I think I've come up
with something so...
If we can just calculate
the miles per hour
that they are
ostensibly traveling,
then we can come up
with a radius here.
We have a plan
and so it's just...
Traffic.
No, no, no, no!
Seriously, come on.
Look. I was under the impression
that you were trying to help me.
I will help you
on my terms, okay?
In my way.
You are not the only
person in the planet.
Okay, but it just seems like
maybe if we come up
with some sort of plan here,
like, that involved actually
looking for my husband,
rather than picking up small
children on the side of the street,
then maybe we'll
actually find him!
Have belief.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
- Comprende?
- Si.
Well, other than the kidnapping,
how do you like my country?
Are you serious?
When this is all over,
you should come back.
Yeah? Oh, we will.
I'm sure.
- We have the beautiful beaches,
- we'll book our next trip,
- we have...
- Right? Right away.
Every last rebel
that gets in the way,
- one to the head.
- Yes, sir.
We'll retrieve the hostage,
no matter what it takes, sir.
Yes, yes.
Get the guy.
But...
- On the DL.
- Sir?
Just do it, but on the...
On the down low.
That is exactly what we do, sir.
Well-documented.
Somalia...
Tunisia.
Bin laden.
Props.
Not that anyone should be proud
- No.
- And those are...
Classified operations.
That's what I'm talking about.
DL... on the dirty.
- Yes, sir.
- Okay, homie.
Keep me posted on Skype.
Yo. Bring it in.
What are we doing here?
I thought if we waited too long,
and he'd get too far ahead and...
Shh...
What's wrong with him?
Um, I'm not a doctor.
They have been trying
various drugs,
but technically speaking,
they say that she has
a virus caused by the devil.
The devil?
Uh, yes. Belief is
something very powerful
in this country, seora.
No, no.
Hi.
Seora, no. No.
The devil germs.
It's okay.
Bah, bah, little sheep
have you any wool
yes, ma'am, yes ma'am
three needles full
one to mend a jumper
and one to mend a frock
and one for the little girl
with holes in her socks
Bah, bah, little sheep
are you positive
this is a virus?
Si, seora, Si, seora
Ella habla waited and
no puede comer... much
and when she eats,
she vomits it all out
and she's very weak,
and of this there is no doubt
crazy, but has anyone tried
not feeding her wheat?
I know a gluten allergy
sounds like something
you can only get
in Los Angeles
but I saw trace go through
this with celiac's disease
which prevents him
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