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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Fran Walsh 2002	THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS Screenplay by Peter Jackson, Fran Walsh and P...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of Unknown 2015	I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties Joel Cohen 2006	[drumroll] [rousing orchestral fanfare playing] [fanfare ends] [birds squawking] [wind blowing] [grand, royal orchestral theme playing] NAR...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Open Season 2 David I. Stern 2008	The forest in spring. A time of renewal... ...of rebirth... ...of unbridled optimism... ...when new beginnings begin... ...and where the might...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	Achmed: Greetings, infidels. Please welcome Jeff Dunham! Jeff: Thank you so much. Thank you very much. Yes, thank you very much. And, unless I...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Can Play That Game Mark Brown 2001	He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Night Stand Mark Hammer 2014	1 Shit, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Looking for homemade, fresh-baked goods? Come to Terry's Country bake shop in Red Hook. - Home ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Weeks Notice Marc Lawrence 2002	I'm an attorney and this isn't how I argue a case. You're getting on my nerves! This building has been here 75 years. It deserves to remain for...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Worlds Taylor Robert Smith 0	Text:Day One INT:Fast Food Place Jaxon wakes up, brushes his teeth, drives to work, and stands at the cash register Jaxon Hey welcome, how may I ...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Chris Matheson 1989	Hi. Welcome to the future. San Dimas, California, 2688, and I'm telling you, it's great here. The air is clean. The water's clean. Even the d...	Rate it: (4.67 / 3 votes)
Kubo and the Two Strings Marc Haimes and Chris Butler 2016	KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS 1/92 (0100 PRO) PROLOGUE BLACK A child’s whispered voice HISSES through the darkness... CHILD’S VOICE (V.O....	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
The Jeff Dunham Show Jeff Dunham 2009	(opening) Jeff: Thank you so much! All right! Thank you. You're very kind! Thank you so much! Wow, i feel i just won the nobel prize for walk...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Happy Feet Two George Miller 2011	00:01:28,480 -- 00:01:33,480 Translation Naveen 2505 2 00:01:34,481 -- 00:01:38,583 brothers sisters Penguins 3 00:01:38,600 -- 00:01:41,19...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
It Takes Two Deborah Dean Davis 1995	Back up! Back up! Fans, it's the bottom of the ninth. and the bases are loaded. And guess who the orphans have at bat! That's right. It's the...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
The Man with Two Brains George Gipe 1983	Check the heartline. - Are you hyperventilating the patient? - No, doctor. Ready the bone wax. Metzenbaum scissors. - Get that cat out of here...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
The Eichmann Show Simon Block 2015	September 2nd 1945. The war is over. 50 million dead including six million murdered Jews. As leading Nazis are captured one name slowly rises t...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Two Weeks Steve Stockman 2006	1 KEITH: Testing, testing. One, two. One, two. Okay, that's good. Ready, Mom? Okay, how do you want me to sit? Any way you want. I'm just g...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Guy Ritchie 1999	INT. INTERROGATION ROOM - PRESENT This whole scene is shot using only extreme close-ups of eyes, cards, tapping fingers and mouths. We open on a ...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Kill Bill Quentin Tarantino 2004	OVER BLACK We hear labored breathing. BLACK FRAME QUOTE APPEARS: "Revenge is a dish best served cold" - Old Klingon Proverb - QUOTE ...	Rate it: (3.40 / 10 votes)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 Quentin Tarantino 2003	Do you find me sadistic? You know, I'll bet I could fry an egg on your head right now. If I wanted to. You know, kiddo. I'd like to believe y...	Rate it: (3.30 / 10 votes)
Bill Clinton's DNC speech bill clinton 2016	CLINTON: Thank you! (APPLAUSE) Thank you! (APPLAUSE) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! (APPLAUSE) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!...	Rate it: (3.00 / 5 votes)
A Bill of Divorcement Howard Estabrook 1932	Do you think it is fair to leave me alone for hours ? Don't be absurd again. It was only for 10 minutes. Add, I must give little attention to ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 4 votes)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 Quentin Tarantino 2004	Do you find me sadistic? You know, Kiddo... I'd like to believe you're aware enough... even now... to know that there's nothing sadistic... ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 4 votes)
Regular Show J.G. Quintel 2010	[crowd cheering] All right, Beef Burrito. I'm gonna give you one more chance to take back what you said about my mom! I'll kill you! ...	Rate it: (3.00 / 1 vote)

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