The Boatniks Page #3
- G
- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
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You see, Florence? l told you
the Coast Guard would come and get us.
Lieutenant, RCC called.
Boat capsized, sinking. We gotta move.
- Come on, let's go. Hey!
- Garland!
We just got a call from RCC.
Boat capsized, sinking.
You can handle this
without us, can't you?
We'll pick you up
on the way back.
l don't know why l ever let you
talk us into buying a boat.
[stammering] l'm sick of the boat.
l'm sick of fishing.
l'm sick of the whole Pacific Ocean.
You know what l'm sick of?
[Garland] Ahoy, there. Don't worry.
We'll get you off the rocks.
l'll throw you this line
and l'll give you a tow.
[yelling]
And next you snap the head
of the sail to the halyard.
- What's a halyard?
- What you snap the head of the sail to.
Now, look alive, swabbies,
or we'll never get to Mexico.
We'll try again.
l'll secure it.
You've done nothing right
since we started.
- After all, l was a Girl Scout. Okay.
- Oh!
- Oh.
- [laughing]
Terrific. Terrific.
- lt fell in our prop, sir.
- Oh, no.
- Give me a knife.
- Sir, we're drifting.
l know, just give me a knife.
- And the tide's going out.
- l know. Give me a knife.
Hey. [shouting] Hey!
- Slow down!
- Slow down!
They didn't slow down.
[yelling] Whoa!
[Harry] Somebody hoist the jib.
[screaming] Harry!
[Harry] l said hoist the jib,
not Charlie.
[Charlie] Harry, do something.
Max, help!
- [Harry] You'll be all right.
- [Charlie] Save me! Save me!
[Charlie] Stop the boat!
Harry, do something!
Easy, Charlie, easy. Up.
- Max is coming up to help you.
- [Charlie] Max, please hurry.
- [Harry] Hold on, Charlie.
- [Charlie] l'm coming.
[Charlie] Hurry up. Get me
down out of here. Get me down!
[Max] Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
[Charlie] Harry, the book, Harry.
Read the book.
[screaming]
[Max] Harry!
Steady the boat, Harry!
[Charlie] Harry, Harry?
- [Max] Whoa, whoa!
- Come down. Come down.
[Max and Charlie] Whoa!
[Charlie] Max, do something!
[Max] Harry, l'm gonna drown.
l can't swim, Harry.
- Thanks, Max.
- Don't mention it.
Harry? What does
the book say, Harry?
Harry!
Harry!
- [groaning]
Harry!
[horn blaring]
Oh, Harry.
Hey, look over there
in the rocks.
Looks like one of those boats
from the Coast Guard.
[Kate] lt's that new ensign.
What a shame.
Why don't we tack over there?
Look out, let's come about.
[Kate] Ahoy, there.
- Need any help?
- No. This is just a drill.
What kind of drill?
Running aground
on the rocks drill.
Throw us a line
and we'll give you a tow.
- Don't bother.
- Oh, it's no bother.
As a matter of fact, l insist.
Charlie!
- Trim the mainsail.
- Do what?
- Untie the rope.
- Oh.
Not that one.
Harry! Harry!
- Where are you, Harry?
- [Max] How do you like sailing, Harry?
- [Harry] l'm warning you, Max.
- Let me in there.
- Now look what you've done.
- l never trimmed no mainsail before.
- l told you which rope.
- You told me and l pulled.
- The wrong rope!
- [crashing]
- What's that?
- l think we hit something.
- There's water in here. Let's get out.
- Water, where?
Don't panic.
Prepare to abandon ship.
Follow your captain.
[man] Buenas tardes, seores.
Harry, look. You did it.
You got us to Mexico.
Mexico?
Look, dumb-dumb.
[man] Welcome to
Tacos Muchos, seores.
- l wish when you get to headquarters...
- [horn blaring]
- ... that you...
- [many horns honking]
[Florence] Shame we don't live in
San Francisco. They could tow us.
They'll see to it. Ha!
[horns continue beeping]
Rescued by a girl in a sailboat?
- What kind of an image is that?
- Sir...
l'll tell you what kind of
an image it is, it's a lousy image.
The toughest assignment
on the West Coast.
Balboa's a seagoing freeway.
With all the rescuing we do here,
the rescue we don't need
- is rescuing the rescue boat.
- Yes, sir.
Tomorrow Mr. Jordan leaves
- My advice to you is shape up.
- Shape up.
- Yes, sir.
- Dismissed.
Garland?
lf your father handled
a boat like you do,
- we'd all be speaking Japanese.
- Japanese.
[noisy chattering]
- Are you alone?
- Yeah, l am.
Um, why don't you
give me five minutes, okay?
You just wait over here.
Right this way, please.
Oh, Clemens.
Party of four,
l'll be with you in just one minute.
[hostess] Dr. Clemens?
Your table's right over there.
Oh, l'll have a table for you
in just a few minutes, sir.
Uh...
Have you bumped into anybody
- No.
- Oh.
But the evening's still young.
Right over there.
l'll be right with you.
Your table will be ready
in just a minute, Mr. Garland.
Thank you.
And thank you, Miss Fairchild,
for coming to my rescue this afternoon.
- lt was nothing.
- You're too modest.
My commanding officer
was very impressed.
l was just doing my duty.
Law of the sea, you know.
The law of the sea says you're
supposed to wipe out an entire career?
Let's not get uptight, Mr. Garland.
Remember me,
''Sadie, the Painted Lady''?
l apologized for that.
What else do you want me to do?
Find a way to get the smell
of turpentine out of my hair.
That was an accident.
l didn't ask for
that kind of introduction.
All right. Why don't we
just make a deal, then?
You stay out of my life,
l stay out of your career.
- lt's a deal.
- Deal.
Hey, l didn't know you were friends.
Why don't you share a table?
lt'd be a lot quicker.
[Kate] Uh...
- All right.
- Good.
But separate checks.
You can't be serious.
No other explanation.
l'm jinxed.
You know when l was born?
- When?
- December 7th,
1 941 , at the Naval Hospital
in Pearl Harbor.
- That doesn't prove anything.
- l took my training in Miami.
You know how many
hurricanes we had? Twelve.
- That's not unusual for Florida.
- ln one week?
We got hit by Adele through Lisa.
Mona followed me to Kansas.
What about you? The first time l met
you, l soaked you with a can of paint.
That has nothing to do with fate.
- You're just clumsy.
- Oh.
- You know what l think your problem is?
- What?
l think you try too hard
to live up to your father's reputation.
Well, maybe l...
Enough of my exciting life.
- What about you?
- Me?
Oh, mine's the same old dull story.
Mother a go-go dancer,
father a cat burglar.
As you might expect, the Fairchilds
are a staid old New England family.
Mother spearheads committees to keep
picnickers away from Plymouth Rock.
- You decided to kick the Establishment?
- No, nothing so dramatic.
l just went to school out here,
decided to stay on.
A wise decision. l wouldn't
have wanted to go through life
without running into you,
if you'll excuse the expression.
lt has been fun.
As a matter of fact,
it's really been so pleasant.
Why don't we forget about
the separate checks? You pay mine.
- l knew you wouldn't hold a grudge.
- lt's my Yankee blood.
Well, what do you think?
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