The Boatniks Page #5
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- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
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with us tomorrow?
- We're going on our annual cruise.
- You're actually going in the water?
- Renting a motor and everything.
- Where are you going?
- Across the bay.
- That's the whole cruise?
Buzz Langley is giving a surprise luau
on his yacht for his ex-wife.
The boat's still in her name.
[Garland] l'll have to pass.
Try me next year.
Well, in case you change your mind,
what size do you take in a grass skirt?
[Garland] Kate?
Hi.
Before you say a word,
what l did today was just routine.
Not anything any other officer
wouldn't do,
and the rescues
weren't as sensational...
...as l'm sure
everyone has told you.
l heard you were just fair.
[both chuckling]
l just got invited
to Jason's annual cruise.
Would you believe
it's across the bay?
Last year it took
three days to get there.
- Three days?
- And four nights.
Oh. l believe it.
Oh, uh, your picture's
in the paper.
l wish everyone wouldn't make
such a big deal out of these rescues.
Oh, it's for the fishermen.
Don't you notice anything strange
about that photo?
Outside of the fact that
it's not my good side, no.
You think it's odd you're the only one
anybody can recognize?
Every photographer
loves a pretty face.
wanted to have their photos taken.
With a fish like that?
Come on, Kate.
Well, l think they're phonies.
And l think you're being
overly-suspicious.
Oh.
Well, you may be right,
l suppose.
lt's perfectly natural for three men
to catch a record 565-pound sea bass,
and not want to have
their photograph taken.
What are they doing
with the diving suits?
Beats me, sir.
- All set, Charlie?
- l don't think this is gonna work.
You heard the man at the surplus store.
All l have to do
is read this pamphlet.
Why me, Harry?
l don't know how to dive.
Give me a hand, Max.
All right, head for their boat,
ten degrees to starboard.
Make it look casual.
Yes, sir.
Ten casual degrees to starboard.
l hope that book is better
than the sailing one.
That book just didn't
include a chapter
by your own Coast Guard.
- [Max] Speaking of the Coast Guard...
- [Harry] Start fishing.
But for heaven's sakes,
don't catch anything.
Now they want us
to think they're fishing.
Any sign of the guy
in the diving suit?
No.
- Keep heading for them.
- Casually?
Just steer.
- Harry, what's that?
- What's what?
- That's a shark, a shark!
- Will you be quiet?
- Any noise and it might attack.
- The boat?
No, Charlie! He could eat him,
the wet suit, picnic basket, anything!
Here, take this.
Shark! Man-eater!
Stop thrashing.
The shark'll know you're afraid.
Shark!
- [Charlie] Shark!
- Mr. Garland.
There's a man in the water
yelling ''shark.''
Wagner, break out the rifle.
Throttle down.
Harry!
Charlie, don't panic.
Stay calm.
Charlie, don't worry.
lt says in the manual
sharks don't like to eat people.
Tell that to Long John Silver.
Harry.
a gun in his hand.
Charlie's got a better chance
against the shark. Hold your fire.
Hold your fire.
He's just a kid.
Harry, he got him.
Poor Charlie.
What a way to go.
Charlie!
You're all right!
Charlie, Charlie,
l'm so glad to see you.
l think l got the bends.
Just don't depend on me
for mouth-to-mouth.
Max, come on.
No, no, no!
Max, my mind is made up.
l wouldn't go in water,
even in a submarine.
You want to leave two million bucks
down there for the halibut?
Don't forget the sharks.
With your share, you can spend
the rest of your life on easy street.
- With a wooden leg.
- Take my word for it...
Quiet, quiet.
Hello?
ls this long distance, operator?
Long distance?
To where?
l'd like to place a call
to Tokyo, operator.
- To... Tokyo?
- That's right, yes.
lt's person-to-person
for Mr. Masomori Tanohara.
The number is
Fujiama three-two-five... Five.
Two-five-seven-one.
Right. lf there's no answer,
try Kamikaze
six-two-nine-one-four.
Yes. Okay, l'll wait.
Harry, l'd like to ask you
a personal question.
- Why are you calling Tokyo?
- Why am l calling Tokyo?
- Why are you calling Tokyo?
- Of course...
Hello. Hello, Masomori.
lt's Harry Simmons.
Yes. Yes. Oh, fine.
Raising Cain on Cherry Blossom Lane,
you sly old samurai?
Why are you calling...?
How's your wife?
Sorry about that.
How's your geisha? Good.
You win some, you lose some.
Harry, why?
Look, Masomori, baby,
l need a favor.
What l...
No, no, no camera.
What... Forget the motorbike.
What l... l got watches!
Now listen. What l'm really
in the market for is...
Do you know a good pearl diver?
[brass band playing]
That's a girl.
lf you just sit down.
[man] Let's hustle up,
fellas. Come on.
- [man] Okay.
- Right about here'd be swell.
Just a head shot, not too much
of the zoom in and out.
Good luck, Mr. Mitchell.
- Thank you, Mr. Garland.
- Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Get the kids out of the way.
All right, you set now?
A two-shot, okay? Good.
- Good. Mr. Mitchell?
- Yeah?
l'm not gonna keep you too long,
because you're anxious
- to get on your trip around the world.
- That's right.
Our viewers are anxious to find out
how your family feels.
Why don't you ask them?
They're right there.
Oh. Move it, move it.
Okay, let's clear it out.
Right. Good.
Okay, fine. All right.
Are these all the Mitchell kids?
This is the whole Mitchell family.
Okay, Mrs. Mitchell,
how do you feel about an epic voyage
that will keep your husband away
for three years?
- l certainly hope so.
- [children crying]
- Hi.
- What did you find out?
They said it would take days
for a Commodore Simmons.
Oh.
What do you think
they're up to?
l don't know,
but they're up to something.
Uh, maybe they're smugglers.
- Or even spies.
- lf they are, we just won the Cold War.
Did Simmons tell you
where they're staying?
Yeah, l think it's
the Yankee Clipper Motel. Why?
l'll go over there
and see what l can find out.
- Tom?
- Yeah?
- What if they come for the boat again?
- Stall them until l get back.
All right.
- [cheering]
- [brass band playing]
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh.
Look out, look out!
- [screaming]
- [crashing]
Oh, oh.
[children crying]
l don't see any guy that
looks like a pearl diver.
You expect him to get off
in a bathing suit?
- Maybe he missed connections.
- l better call the airport
and see if there's a missed...
Hold the phone.
You guys see what l see?
Will you...?
Will you...?
Excuse me, miss.
Are you the one...?
- Are you the one...?
- [speaks Japanese]
What's that?
What's she saying?
Hey, it's for me.
''My name is Chiyoko Kuni.
by honorable Masomori Tanohara.
Very honored
to make your honorable acquaintance.''
A beautiful chick. Too bad they
couldn't send one who speaks English.
ln our line of work, it's good to
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