The Boatniks Page #7
- G
- Year:
- 1970
- 99 min
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How long does it take
to draw up court-martial papers?
Simmons hasn't changed his plans?
- No.
- Good.
You see, he called Miss Fairchild
- Getaway boat?
- l know it sounds incredible,
but you'll see when we open
the picnic basket.
When we open that basket,
it better be loaded with stolen jewelry,
- Mr. Garland, or l...
- Excuse me, sir.
They're here.
Now look busy, Kate.
Think of something to do.
Harry, how long will it take
to fly to Mexico?
Charlie, watch it.
Ah, Miss Fairchild.
ls our boat ready?
- [bird squawking]
- Stop it.
Nonsense. She loves me. l have this
way with kids and with pelicans.
- Our boat?
- Uh, yes, it's ready.
Excellent. On board, men.
The fish are jumpin'.
Commodore, l'd like you to meet
Commander Taylor,
commanding officer
of the station.
How do you do, sir?
- On board, men.
- Uh...
- Untie the string.
- Commodore.
and l came down was to...
...to invite you on board
the Point Maley.
See, it's lnvited Guest On Board Week
with the Coast Guard.
- We could share our lunches...
- Well, we are in a hurry.
You see, the send-out flag is up.
- l can help with your basket.
- No help.
- You've helped enough.
- l insist.
No help.
l don't need your help!
Back, back, you savage.
l'm afraid we have spilled
the contents of your basket.
buy you another lunch.
No harm done, sir.
This chicken is indestructible.
To say nothing of the salami.
l suggest, Mr. Garland,
you return to your quarters,
and consider yourself
relieved of command.
Will you get out of here!
- He's got a pickle.
- Come back, crook.
Never mind the pickle,
let's get out of here.
Oh, give me that.
You want to get heartburn?
[clanging]
[gasping] Tom!
Look!
That's it.
That's it!
Stop!
Stop by the authority invested in me
by the U.S. government!
- They're getting away!
- l need a boat.
- The day sailors.
Hey, l need your help.
Go find Commander Taylor
and show him this.
And the pickle.
Follow that boat.
Tell Taylor we'll head them off
before they get out to sea.
Go on!
Slow down. The speed limit
is five miles an hour in the harbor.
- Harry.
- Better. Now head for the channel.
- l think we're being followed.
- Followed by who?
Doesn't that guy ever give up?
Full speed ahead
and duck in behind those boats.
Why go that way?
The channel's that way.
Will you stop arguing?
We'll lose them in traffic.
[horn honking]
Will you get out of the way!
[horn blaring]
- Keep a steady line.
- These guys keep cutting me off.
[screaming]
[horn sounding]
[all yelling]
l'm trying.
They're cutting in and out.
Through there.
Look out.
- There they are, over there.
- Here comes one on this side.
[horn honking]
[angry shouting]
[man #1] Come on, move it out of here.
- [man #2] Come on, let's go.
- [man #3] Are you a weekend sailor?
- [angry voices continue]
- [Hawaiian music]
Ahoy, Butterfly the Third.
Our radio's out.
Would you send an SOS to
and tell him we're marooned
without vermouth,
- and we're low on ice.
- We gotta get through.
What do you want, lady?
Get that thing out of the way.
- Harry, he's coming.
- Coming? Coming!
- What do you mean he's coming?
- l mean he's coming.
- Max, get us out of here.
- l'm trying.
Try again.
Over there.
- He's getting closer.
- Too close. Let's get out of here.
Don't go without the bag.
Right in there.
[partygoers chattering]
[chattering continues]
Welcome aboard.
You got here quickly.
lt looks delicious.
- What are you doing?
- Aren't you from the delicatessen?
Delicatessen?
Of course not.
- We're on a picnic.
- On a picnic.
Well, l certainly hope
they get here soon.
overboard in a bottle.
Harry, here he comes.
- Now what do we do?
- We get out of here.
- Hi. Do you hula?
- Only on New Year's Eve.
[woman] Hi. How did you know
we were having a party?
[man] We saw your cocktail flag
through our periscope.
Hey, it's a perfect getaway.
Charlie, get in the submarine.
- That submarine?
- Do what l say. Get in the sub.
- l don't want to go underwater again.
- Do what l say.
- lt don't belong to us.
- Come on, get in there.
Hurry. Max, move it.
Move it.
Max.
Oh, no.
[struggling]
We don't know how to run a sub.
We'll get killed.
- [speaks German]
- What?
in a U-boat.
- Get this thing going.
- l'm trying to figure out how.
[air blowing]
- Harry.
- Shh. He knows what he's doing.
Don't you, Max?
[quiet roaring]
We're underway.
Better close your hatch, Harry.
Do you play the Hawaiian war drum?
- All we have's a castanet player.
- No.
Have you seen three strange men?
- The boat's loaded with them.
- One was carrying a picnic basket.
- They just went over the rail.
- The rail.
Stop! l order you to stop.
Why? What did l do?
Okay, Max.
Head for the channel.
Excuse me. ls this where
us Sea Scouts are havin' a cookout?
Not hardly.
But it's time
to do your daily good deed.
All right.
Follow that sub! Stroke.
Stroke! Stroke!
lf you find a message
in an empty bottle,
make sure it gets delivered.
[Garland] Stroke. Stroke.
Up periscope.
[strangling noise]
Watch it, will you watch it?
My eye, my eye!
Do you have to...?
- Who?
Our albatross.
- Full speed ahead, Max.
- Stroke. Stroke.
They're gaining.
- l can't make this go faster.
- Prepare to dive.
- Underwater?
- Down periscope.
- Ooh.
- [screaming]
Shh. Dive.
[screaming] Harry!
All right. Hold it.
Up periscope.
He doesn't know where we are.
Steady as you go, Max.
Head right for the open sea.
Hey, look, a periscope.
- After them, fellows.
- But they're underwater.
There he is!
There's Tom.
[Walsh] With the Sea Scouts.
He's finally joined
the right service.
[horn sounding]
- Drop the boarding ladder.
- [Walsh] Boarding ladder.
Excuse me, sir.
l know this is
a foolish question, Mr. Garland,
- but what are you doing in that canoe?
- We're chasing the jewel thieves, sir.
They're escaping in a submarine.
You are using a canoe
rowed by Sea Scouts
as a sub chaser.
Mr. Garland.
Please, there's no time to lose.
Walsh, full speed into the channel.
Full speed.
- You think we lost them?
- We're home free.
Conrad Weiss couldn't
have done it any better.
Hold your course, Max.
Due west.
Down periscope.
- [screams] Ow!
- What?
Hey, Harry, they got
torpedo tubes and everything.
- That's for spear fishing.
- Yeah?
Hmm.
You know what?
l'm starting to like this little sub.
After we cut up the loot,
l think l'll buy one for myself.
You'll have to get
a much bigger bathtub.
This sounds absolutely preposterous.
l know, sir,
but what have you got to lose?
Nothing much, just 27 years
in the Coast Guard.
Please, give me permission to institute
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