The D Train Page #6

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You killed the whole thing.

Killed what whole thing?

I knew her name.

I knew Milhorn's,

but I still let you have fun with it.

What is going on with you exactly?

- What?

-You are acting so weird.

How am I acting weird?

OLIVER:
Dan, Wi-Fi password?

- What? It's easier if I do it for him.

-Yes, go.

There's lots of numbers and letters,

case-sensitive.

Be right back.

(SIGHS)

(GAME BEEPING)

- Hey, man.

-Oh, hey, whafs up?

Fmjust...

Ijust got off

the phone with your boss.

What? He called you?

Yeah, man, he called...

Oh! Dude.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry.

-(FLUSHING)

So, how did he gel your number'?

He said he had it

from when I left him that message.

He learned how to check

his recent calls.

F***, he's getting smarter.

What did he say?

He wanted to know where we were at

and whether or not

he should send paperwork.

- Sh*t!

-Yeah, this is out of control, man.

Now, he is callin' me.

You gotta put this thing to bed today.

Oh, today?

I was gonna hang with you.

- I already called in sick.

-No, no, no, man.

You gotta handle ihis. It's uncool.

Wait. Oliver'?

Are you mad at me?

What? No, I'm not mad at you.

Ijust can't have him

callin' me, you know?

- Yeah.

-I mean, it was fun in LA.

- Now, ifsjust weird.

-lt is weird.

- Totally.

-Fix it, dude.

G01 it. I'm on it. Consider it done.

-(BABY CRYING)

-She jusi didn't sleep, that's the problem.

When she does... Dan?

(TIRES SCREECHING)

So we move our mouse

to the search bar.

This is... This is the mouse?

That's the mouse.

We click, and the cursor will appear.

So, we just type "Bill..."

Lower case?

MAN:
It doesn't matter, Bill.

- Into the search bar here.

-My screen looks different.

DAN:
Sorry 1o interrupt.

Bill, can I steal you for one second?

lt's important.

Yeah. Can you just give me

five minutes, please?

Yeah, I'll be right outside the door.

BILL:
lthink I hit...

Would you help him, please?

- Enter.

-Oh.

Return.

MAN:
And click "Search."

Hey, you all right?

(SIGHS)

What's with the pink?

Well, this is my sisters room.

My dad made me move in

since you were 00min'.

That sucks.

I oould have stayed at Craig's.

You should have told him to f*** off.

I would never...

Well, sometimes you got to, man.

Even/body's got their line

in the sand, you know?

Right.

All right, what else you got?

- Well, my girlfriend, Heather?

-Mmm-hmm?

She wants to have a threesome.

- Guy orgirl?

-Girl.

Okay. So, what's the problem?

-L'm nervous.

-About what?

I think she thinks

I'm more experienced than I am.

How many girls have you f***ed?

None.

Why?

Well, I'm 14.

Uh-huh.

What does your dad say?

You talked to him about it?

I've tried.

I feel like he's weird about sex stuff.

Yeah.

He thinks you should only have sex

with someone if you love them.

(EXHALES HEAVILY)

You know what I think?

I think you should

find a way of loving both these girls.

Simultaneously.

Hey, what's goin' on?

I'm in the middle of my Internet class.

Did you call...

Wait. What Internet class?

Well, I gotta learn

how to use these machines.

Steve just taught us

how to search for someone on Google.

Okay, first of all, I'm not even sure

thafs the best way to search for stuff.

Google is kind

of a dated thing, you know'?

It all depends on

what web browser you're using,

and if the search engine is

compatible. I don't wanna confuse...

Hold on, didn't you call in sick?

Yeah, l'm fine. l'm feeling much

better. Did you call Drazen?

Daniel' I cannot afford to get sick now.

You're not gonna get sick.

Did you call Drazen?

Yeah, I called him just to check in.

What's wrong? I wasjust checking in.

Okay, I really wish you would run

that kind of thing by me first.

It turns out he did not love that call.

- Why?

-Because he's been dealing with me.

Exclusively. He's been, you

know, communicating with me.

We got a rapport, and now,

he just seems really rattled.

Damn it, Bill. I'm sorry.

It's okay. lfsjust I feel bad

you spent all this money.

Can you fix i1, please?

- Please?

-I don't know. I'll try.

But I doubt it. He's genuinely pissed.

- But I'll try.

-I thank you.

And again, I'm sorry, I just blew it.

- But no more calls.

-You know what?

-L'm not calling anyone.

-Okay.

Ever.

God damn i1. Sorry, guys.

So you're kissin' Heather, right?

Focus on her.

She's number one.

You don't let her forget that.

But you also don't want ihe other girl...

- What's the other girl's name?

-Jill.

Jill. Now, you clon't want

Jill to feel left out.

- Of course.

-All righi?

So you're gonna do one these guys.

Okay, that makes sense.

Okay'? Now, let's say,

things are heating up.

Clothes start 00min' off. We're f***ing.

Obviously, you got one cock.

So you can't do 'em both

a1 the same time,

-right?

-Right.

We wanna try and get

as close as possible.

How?

You stack 'em.

Yeah, man, like,

lawn chairs, one on top of the other.

- Like lawn chairs?

-Think about it.

Visualize it.

- Works.

-Okay.

0h, hey.

Don't forget. Wear a condom.

Right.

Then rip that thing off.

Hose down those lawn chairs.

Sure.

OLIVER:
(ON ANSWERING MACHINE)

It's Lawless.

Yo, yo, yo.

What's up, dawg? It's the D Man.

Just wanted you to know, the Bill sitch?

Handled, dawg.

You will not be receiving

another call from him,

of that I can assure you, sir.

Headin' out of the office now.

Guess I'll see you back a1 the crib.

And we gotta figure out

what we're gonna get into tonight.

You and me, player. (CHUCKLES)

Okay. Cool.

Late.

So what did he say exactly?

He was going...

He didn't say. They were just going out.

- They?

-STACEY:
Yeah.

Craig already came by to pick him up.

We all had a drink together,

and then they left.

I said that you would text him

when you got home.

Yeah, I've been texting, Sbace.

I've been texting.

OLIVER:
(ON ANSWERING MACHINE)

It's Lawless.

Hey, um, it's getting late.

I guess you're still out.

Not getting texts.

If you could just let me know,

maybe ballpark when you're gonna...

Or whatever.

I can just leave a key underthe mat.

The one right at the front door.

I'll leave it under there.

All right. Hope you're having fun.

Good night, Oliver.

(TIRES SCREECHING)

OLIVER:
Whoo! (LAUGHS)

(ENGINE REWING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

OLIVER:
Man, this is our night, okay.

WOMAN:
Bye, Craig.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(ENGINE REWING)

(WOMAN YELPS)

- CRAIG:
Later.

-OLIVER:
Looking good.

- WOMAN:
Later.

-CRAIG:
Later, dudes.

(GLASS SHATTERING)

WOMAN:
I don't

know if he'll kill me. (LAUGHS)

OLIVER:
Don't worry about it.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

Oh!

(MOANING)

(KNOCKING)

Sh*t. Are we being 10o loud?

- A little.

-Okay.

Sorry, bro. We'll try and keep it down.

Actually...

- Hi.

-Hi.

Can I talk to you for a second?

Right now?

Mmm...

Yeah, man.

(GRUNTS)

What's up? Sorry.

So, is everything okay between us?

What do you mean?

I don't know, I'm just feeling

a little bit of a distance.

Has something changed

that I'm not aware of?

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