The Dick & Paula Celebrity Special Page #6

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- Go to hell!

It's all your f***ing lying!

Get her out of your life!

You want to f***ing

ruin our relationship?

Stupid b*tch!

I'm f***ing sick

of this bullshit!

I'm sick of this bullshit!

F*** you!

Stop it!

Tell her to get out of our lives!

I'm sick of it!

Tired of this bullshit!

- I can't take it anymore!

- You're so paranoid!

I f***ing love you!

Tell her to get the f***

out of our lives!

Listen, baby, I love you.

Don't do this to me, alright?

Don't you f***ing do this.

Don't you f***ing walk away.

Don't f***ing walk away

from me, b*tch!

There's a terrible fight

on the 11th floor.

A fight?

- Where?

- 1102.

- Brandon Darrow.

- Every time.

He seemed drunk,

so I called security.

- Call the police.

- Somebody'll get hurt.

Come on, hurry!

He's trying to hurt me!

Get in there.

- What's going on here?

- Get the f*** out.

I don't know what that b*tch

told you, but she's lying.

- I'm security.

- I'll call my lawyer...

if you don't get

the f*** out of here.

- Get the f*** out of here!

- Tried to push me out the window!

B*tch, don't you lie to them!

Don't you f***ing lie!

- Keep him away!

- Take it easy, pal.

Get your f***ing

hands off me.

Easy, pal!

Excuse me, I have an

appointment with Mr Darrow.

Get off my neck!

I hate this hotel!

- I told you, she's lying!

- I'm Lee Simon, about the script.

If your friend tries to

plant coke on me again...

you don't know what I'll do!

- Lee Simon. I wrote "Heist".

- What the f*** you want?

He tried to throw me and

my clothes out the window!

Don't bullshit strangers.

And I'm not high. Look at me.

- I don't make moral judgements.

- What was your name?

Nicole Oliver gave you my script.

About an armoured car robbery.

- It has a strong personal subplot.

- I'm gonna sue you motherfuckers!

I'll sue this fleabag, f***ing

cockroach hotel!

- What's going on here?

- I'm sick of this!

Time I got a little

respect round here!

- Shut up!

- F*** you!

Shut the hell up!

Little domestic problem,

but it got pretty physical.

- I see your films.

- Tried to push me out the window!

- This guy?

- Her friend planted dope on me!

Come on, let's go downtown.

Talk to my people.

- Who are you?

- Lee Simon. We have a meeting.

Not right now. Later maybe.

Thing is, we had

a meeting scheduled...

and it's important

that we meet.

30 seconds would help.

Come on, ladies, back up!

Initially, we can have a

brief conversation...

and establish what we need.

Can we get these guys back?

Will this take long?

- Out the way!

- Make room!

Is tomorrow good for you?

A week?

Clear the way!

Wait! Don't take him away!

Lt'll be okay, baby. Call Irv

Klein, get him downtown.

- I'll be out in an hour.

- Hold 'em back!

He didn't do anything.

I'm not pressing charges!

Don't hold him. The hotel

has no problem with this.

I brought a copy

if you want to talk.

Mr Darrow, you're welcome

back in the hotel.

Okay, because this is Brandon

Darrow, understand?

That's the only reason.

- That's it!

- Thank you very much.

Mr Darrow, come back to the hotel.

Stay outside, please!

You're not allowed

in the hotel.

If we could go into the bar

and have a drink...

and talk for a few minutes,

there's some points...

I'm reworking which

you'd be excited to hear.

- I'm open to the whole process.

- For my wife.

In just a brief

discussion, I think...

Brandon, we'll be late!

This is the first script I've

read with balls.

- Is it 5 already?

- I had a lot of interest in it.

But it's always,

"Get a bankable star."

Absolutely.

We have to talk.

You as Sonnyboy, with

an unknown for the female lead.

- You like fights?

- Fights?

We're going to Atlantic City to

see the Fernandez-Tobin fight.

- Atlantic City, now?

- Yeah, it's 5 already.

I have an assignment tonight.

We could talk now.

I get a lot of scripts.

I'm sure!

- But most are bullshit.

- Exactly!

- No f***ing integrity!

- We gotta go.

- Yours works.

- I'm flattered.

My assignment! 2 minutes!

Can't reschedule me.

I fly to Africa tomorrow.

They went through hell to get me

an interview with the mayor's wife.

She likes acting.

I got scratches all over my

arms. It's ridiculous.

Do we take off from Teterboro?

- From Teterboro.

- Take off?

- We can't drive now.

- Some music!

I can't fly.

I had a horrible experience

as a travel writer...

Don't be a f***ing p*ssy.

Flight takes 20 minutes.

It was a crash landing.

- You like fights?

- Yes, but...

D'you like Fernandez

or Tobin?

Tobin's got him, man!

- Tobin's got him!

- I like Fernandez.

I'm impressed with your ear.

- My ear?

- Yeah, dialogue.

My ear! Well, I try and listen.

Know what I mean?

It flows.

Come on, come on!

Come on, baby!

Stick him! Come on!

Is this a good time to go

over script problems?

He can't put a f***ing

combination together, sh*t!

Let's shoot craps.

I can't sit still.

If we could get our business

done, you could play more relaxed.

- You shoot crap?

- I don't, no.

I'll teach you, man!

I know the rules, but I

didn't bring much money.

I'll advance you some.

From our royalties?

Very generous.

I wanted to talk

about the opening.

You know? It

feels a little rushed.

It's definitely rushed.

Needs more build-up.

- No, not build-up.

- Not build-up!

Character development.

Who is this Sonnyboy?

Why's he need to score so bad?

You have a feel for this.

Shoot 'em, babe!

You're f***ing cursed.

It ain't your night.

I can't believe I ran

through $6,000 so fast.

All right, seven or eleven!

Gimme the dice!

Seven or eleven, baby!

You know after the opening

scene, when Sonnyboy meets...

Hey man, you partake in this?

Well I have some alcohol,

so... not really.

So I was wondering how you felt

about how I handled the robbery.

It's a terrific sequence,

I'm very happy...

Needs a complete rewrite.

Nobody'd believe you could steal

an armoured car in the daytime.

- It's ridiculous.

- Not enough subterfuge.

For you, baby.

Hey, you like her?

- She's a terrific person.

- Got a nice ass.

With some helicopter

shots, we could...

Let's take the party inside,

what d'you say?

I'd like to talk more in-depth

about the denouement...

I feel there's a chance there

to say something special.

Excuse me, Brandon, we

can finish this in a second.

I don't want to

get in the way, so...

Why don't you get into bed...

and we'll be there

in a minute, right?

Excuse me, have

you got a second?

This is an unfamiliar

scenario to me.

Listen, I know Gina

from before.

You won't be sorry. Trust me.

- You mean, all of us?

- Yeah, what's the problem?

You never been with more

than two broads before?

The woman thing is

not a... you know.

But with guys I'm uncomfortable.

But we're not

getting together, right?

You do like women, don't you?

If it was, like on their own...

with just 2, 5, 500, it

wouldn't matter, but...

So my presence disturbs you?

You know, the idea of a naked

man per se, conceptually...

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