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The Dictator Page #3
An historic moment.
He's approaching the podium.
And he's walked
right past the podium.
What is he doing?
You are making
a fool out of me!
Let's bring in Denise,
our U.N. correspondent,
What do you make of that?
Well, I have to say,
he's got their attention,
Every eye in the mom
is on him right now.
And he's returning
to the podium.
And he's fallen
off the stage.
What do you make
of that, Denise?
You know, he's clearly implying that the
U.N. must fall before him.
Drinking from the
pitcher of water directly,
as opposed to
the glass that I'm sure must be up there.
What do you think
that means?
Again, it's another
attempt to say,
"Listen, I'm not going
to play by your rules. "
And he seems to have
I believe he just
urinated in the pitcher.
He is now drinking
his urine.
It looks to be
his own urine.
Sorry. You want?
Trying to force it
on the Israeli delegation.
That might be
the ambassador.
He is dumping the urine
on the Israeli delegation.
Oh, that's a good one.
Okay, he's returning
to the podium.
Much has been made
of the hostility between our countries,
With the help
of the U.M.,
I will draft a new
constitution for Wadiya
and sign it in five days,
on Wadiya's Independence Day,
No, no, no.
This new constitution
will end the dictatorship...
No!
...and it will
turn Wadiya into a
democracy,
No! Democracy? Never!
Never!
The Wadiyan people
love being oppressed!
Dictatorship forever!
Come on! Come with me!
Hurry!
Hello, person. Person,
Black person.
The double that
you found is good,
He is almost as dumb
as the real guy.
So, Wadiya will
become a democracy,
China is a democracy,
too.
Once that constitution
is signed,
I will be able
to sell Wadiya's oil rights, Gazprom,
you will have control of
Wadiya's southern oil fields.
B.P., you will
control the north,
Exxon, you will have
all offshore rights,
provided you do not
use B.P.'s drilling rigs.
And, Mr. Lao of PetroChina, you will
have the lease on our shale reserves,
Then unpopulate them,
After you've paid me
my 30% finders fee, of course.
Gentlemen,
So, you're going
to make billions,
What will you do
with all those dollars?
I will buy the house on Lake Como
next to George Clooney's.
I love George Clooney!
He's an old-fashioned
movie star.
He gay?
He suck my dick?
No, those are just rumors.
Are you a homosexual?
No, no, no, it's more
of a power trip with me,
Everybody has a price.
Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my
fingers for two hundred grand!
Oh, my gosh,
that was so crazy!
I am so honored
to be able to help you.
Finally, somebody
who knows who I am,
Yeah, of course!
You're the Wadiyan dissident who was
standing up to that a**hole Aladeen.
It was so brave of you.
- My name is Zoey,
- I don't care.
What's yours'?
My name is AIa...son.
- Allison?
- Right. Allison.
What's your last name?
Burgers,
Nice to meet you
Allison Burgers.
- You know, I...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Allison, could you
please take your hands off my breasts?
Those are breasts?
I thought you were a boy,
- Where are you taking me to'?
- To Brooklyn!
So, yeah,
this is my store!
This is the Free
Earth Collective,
We are a vegan, feminist,
non-profit cooperative operating
within an anti-racist,
anti-oppressive framework
for people of
all or no genders,
We are
a pure democracy,
just like Wadiya's
going to be soon!
Get me clothes,
little man.
Oh, you know what, there's some in
the Earthquake Relief box
in the lesbian bathroom,
right there.
Right,
So, Allison,
we're the only store in New York,
other than that fascist
superchain Green World,
that sells your nation's
specialty fruit, mafroom,
which I know
you people eat a lot of,
Oh, I hope that didn't come off
like a cultural stereotype.
Because I'm, like,
the furthest thing from a racist.
I pretty much haven'!
had a white boyfriend since high school,
Well, the darker races
are less choosy.
Okay, that came off
as kind of offensive.
Thank you.
Anyway, let me give
you the grand tour.
Up on the roof,
we have this amazing organic garden
Boring! Do you sell
any assault rifles?
Oh, wait. I got ii.
Humor. Right?
Hook a feminist
clown workshop once.
Help! Help! I'm trapped
under a glass ceiling!
What the f***?
Iwasn't the best
student, but...
We've got this wellness center
downstairs in the basement,
where we do water birth.
Have you ever seen a water birth?
Not a water birth,
but I've seen a water death.
Wow. Was it moving?
There was actually
very little movement,
A little wriggling,
then two bubbles, and then a ig bloop
You seem educated,
Yes.
I went to Amherst,
I love it when
women go to school,
It's like seeing
a monkey on rollerskates.
but it's so adorable for us,
Okay. Well, hey, Allison,
you knew, we'd love to have you work
here if you ever wanted to.
All of our employees
are political refugees, just like you!
There's Hannah over here.
She's from El Salvador. She's a really
useful member of our team.
Useful as what?
A coat hanger?
- Come on.
- Allison, that's not funny
Okay. I tell you what,
get back to work, Captain Hook!
-Captain Hook. It's funny.
- No, it's not funny.
Who's that?
Oh, this is Joteph.
He's from a Sudanese tribe
that has no concept of money.
His entire village
was ransacked.
Hey, Sub-Saharan!
Do you think you could get me 100
child soldiers here by 5:00 p.m,?
No!
Okay. Time out! Time out.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Shave your under-the-arms!
I dread to think what kind of jungle
you have on your malawachl
That is very inappropriate.
Don't tell me what
to say and what not to say, little boy
You need to put
that finger away,
I won't put my
finger away because
Look, I've got
two fingers now.
Okay.
If you do not slop using hateful
language, you cannot work here.
All right. I promise.
Okay.
I tricked you,
Wolverine,
Justin Bieber's
chubby double!
Hairy Potter!
Good-bye, old friend.
When will the Supreme
Leader be better?
In lime,
He's resting in his bedroom
and must never, ever be disturbed.
Time for bed.
Being Aladeen has its perks,
does it not?
Dropped your bell.
What are you doing?
She tried to milk me!
No,
They are trying
to pleasure you.
Allow the girls to use
their many talents.
No!
Supreme Leader!
The girls!
Girls, show him
your bosoms.
Let me in! I have
It's me, Admiral
General Aladeen!
I lost my beard!
You don't got a pass,
you don't get in.
But I'm staying here! I paid twenty
dollars for the f***ing Internet!
How much do you charge
for assassinations?
Why is this
happening to me?
All I ever did was
steal my country's wealth
and execute anybody
who did not agree with me,
and many who did,
Why me?
Why is it always
the good guys? Why'?
Nadal?
Welcome to
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