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The Dictator Page #6
We all know about this
from the age of 12, 13.
Why does nobody
ever tell me anything?
Because you have everybody executed
who tells you anything.
Listen, I'm thinking of
revealing my true identity
to the hairy titted ape woman,
Whoa! No, what?
Why would you even do that?
I think she'll be
cool with it.
She will not be cool with it.
How is she to judge?
She shaves her armpits once a year,
and she takes lovers
outside of her ethnic group.
Are my crimes any worse
than hers?
Remember, you hate her.
And everything
she stands for.
- Okay.
- I have to go now.
I despise you.
You know, sometimes you say
some very hurtful things.
Anyway, I'm going to
hang up on you.
No, come on. This is
like a real opportunity for me
I want to hang up first.
I've hung up.
I hung up already,
That is your voice
doing that noise. You have not hung up,
lam hanging up. Click...
Nadal, are you still there?
- Nadal, are you still there?
- I win.
No wonder you're a Mac Genius.
What a f***ing idiot.
Zoey!
Zoey!
Zoe?
Zoey?
Elra.
Etra,..
Etra, is this because
you're the only virgin guard
that I left a virgin?
One, two...
Bloop.
Text book.
Thank you so much
for meeting me early, Mr. Ogden.
I cannot wait for you
to sample our mafroom.
You are gonna swear
that you're in Wadiya.
Excuse me.
What is that over there?
That is a "C"
in your window.
No, no, no... They're totally
biased against this. They hate us.
No, it's not.
I know what a "C" means.
It's not a very good
Oh. my God!
Allison, what happened'?
I don't know, I...
I was downstairs
self juicing.
All night?
Yes,
I'm sorry,
you were doing what?
Doing the jerk ofi.
Jerking myself to totally off.
- I'm sorry?
- Let me show you.
- No.
- She taught me,
Oh, she taught you, did she?
- No...
- Well, thank you very much,
The contract is canceled
- That's it!
- No.
It's over.
- No, Mr. Ogden.
- Remember, I have to pay that
- Please, no, no.
- Self juicing. Filth!
Oh, my God...
Zoe?'
We must gel
that contract back,
We can't!
It's impossible.
We can't compete with Green World,
We will see about that,
But from now on,
it is my way
or the highwahahlmaa-
fferrohshelechnichway.
There has been
a regime change!
Yo! You are
stocking the shelves.
You, senile
Romanian accountant.
You are on
the cash register,
does not drive a hybrid!
The chemicals
made this boy
grow tits!
You promise not
to steal again?
I won't. I won't!
Give him one more
for fun, Viktor.
Good choice,
Hi, Viktor.
Supreme Grocer.
The radicchio
has been washed and sorted,
and the spray hose
has been tightly coiled,
Very good. Now go upstairs
and finish composting
the wheatgrass tailings, okay'?
Yes, Supreme Grocer.
Zoey!
What? Look
Wow!
It's amazing!
Oh, it's not amazing.
It's just a little less sh*t.
Well, thank you.
- Sorry.
- Oh, of course.
- Personal.
- Hello?
- I have some very good news.
What is if?
I managed to buy some beards at the
wig store today that are perfect
No, Nadal,
it must be real hair.
- And from the head of a great man!
- What?
Like Castro or Gandalfi
No...
Well done, Nadal.
This beard is perfect.
Those are lovely owers.
You know, Zoey is
thinking of opening
an eco-friendly
flower section to the store,
This is the fifth time you've mentioned
her today, What is going on?
The signing
is in two days,
Tell me you're not
falling for this woman!
Of course I'm not.
This is silly.
Okay, good- All we need to do
is slip into this chapel...
And yet, it's strange.
The other day,
I asked her to, you know,
gobble on my bilbul
and she said, "No."
So obviously
But the thought of
her decapitated head actually upset me,
-so I decided not to do it,
- No.
When the thought of someone's
decapitated head upsets you,
that is love.
- I swear, I don't even like her at all,
- You don't like hen'?
She has the body shape
of a 14-year-old boy.
Well, that is
a particular weakness of yours,
Need I remind you of
the Menudo incident?
Those boys had
their eyes open.
They knew exactly
what they were doing,
We made them
have their eyes open,
You made me hold
one of their eyes open,
so they'd see what
you were doing to them,
They seemed to be having
a pretty good time-.
They were not.
Those boys were crying,
Three of them
killed themselves!
Nothing to do with me,
Everything to do with you!
A lot of them wrote notes.
they named you by name!
It's all a rumor.
And you're being silly.
Hello, gentlemen,
How you doin?
Are you guys
friends of the deceased?
How do I put this'?
He was my n*gger,
No, that's not
the way to put it,
- Whoa, whoa!
- No?
He was my negger
N*gger. Nagger?
- No, no, no.
- What is that?
- Negar. N*gger? Nagun'?
- No, no.
Please stop. Please.
I told you,
before we came in.
One word, do not say.
ls the exact word you're using now.
- No, I said Nuga...
- One dozen times,
Please relate to him that there could be
two funerals today.
I... Believe me
when I tell you,
we are here only
to pay our respects to a great man.
Okay, Eldridge's casket
is laying in the chapel right now.
We're gonna have the
viewing in a few minutes,
Thank you very much,
I love your music,
by the way.
No, it's not.
He's not a musician.
I'm so, so sorry that
Whitney tumed out like she did,
- It's not Bobby Brown
- Hey...
- Go there.
- Okay, Here we go.
Hello?
Somebody in here?
Nada]!
The Sub-Saharans have discovered us!
- What'? Okay, okay, okay!
- Hurry, hurry!
- Just a moment!
- What you doin' in there?
Jerking off.
Open this door!
- No, no, no!
- Open the door now!
Quick! Plan B! Plan B!
Why did you
chop off his head?
You said Plan B!
Plan B was to have
coffee and regroup,
it was not to
chop his head off!
Good morning, Nadall
Wake up!
Good morning, Nadal!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Get this away from me!
You know, me and you
are quite a team.
No, no.
You know who else
makes a great team?
Ebony and ivory
No, no, no!
Live together
in perfect harmony
What is wrong with you'?
Get it out of here!
Good one,
Splish splash
I was taking a bath!
No! Get it out of here!
Oh, that is weird.
I threw in some carob-covered goji
berries, just as a treat. Enjoy.
Thank you. That's very kind of
you. You're a very nice man,
What the f***
did you call me?
I said you were nice!
Allison! The Lancasterjust
called! We got the contract back!
- Great! Whatever!
- I know!
their Manhattan store!
I wonder what
could have happened?
Be careful with that,
sweetheart. Be careful.
Oh, yeah, we're going to
have a nice ig salad.
Celebratory cuddle?
Well done!
- You smell bad.
- I know.
Help!
Somebody help!
My wife is in labor!
Oh, my God!
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