The Dresser Page #3
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- 2015
- 105 min
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cleaning your wig and beard,
washing your undies.
And what have you been up to, Sir,
if I may ask?
"Oh, I've been jumping on my hat,
Norman. "
Have you? Well, that's an odd thing
to do. May one ask why?
"Why what, Norman?"
Why have we been jumping
on our hat, Sir?
SIR GRUMBLES:
Shall we play I -Spy?
I spy with my little eye something
beginning with...
A.
I know you won't guess,
so I'll tell you.
A is for actor.
And actors have to work, and actors
have to put on their make-up
and change their frocks and then,
of course, actors have to act.
Good lord. Zounds, madam,
where dost thou get this knowledge?
From a baboon, sir,
that wandered wild in Eden.
Or words to that effect.
There's less than an hour to go
and you usually want more.
So, come on, shall we make a start?
Yes, it's me, Norman,
the one with the soulful eyes.
There.
Drink up. It's tea, not rat poison.
There you go, that's better,
isn't it? Isn't it?
Would you like a biccie?
I saved some from the mayor's
reception in Bridlington.
No?
Would you like one, Norman?
Ooh, I say.
Thank you, I will.
If you don't mind my saying so, Sir,
in discharging yourself
from hospital and then coming to
sit here like Niobe prior
So, shall we make a start?
No, no, don't do that.
That's what I'm here for.
HE SOBS:
Ohh!
Oh, I know how it feels.
I had a friend,
worse than you, he was,
and all they ever wanted to do
with him was put him away.
And no-one should have to
go through that.
That's what my friend said.
You know they'll send you
to Colwyn Bay
and you never do any
business in Colwyn Bay.
And guess what got my friend well?
Sounds silly this.
An offer of work.
Can you understudy Scrubby?
Outward Bound, start Monday.
He discharged himself, just like
you, my friend did, took the train
up to London, found digs
in Brixton and never looked back.
What do you make of that?
An offer of work.
It meant that someone...
.. was thinking of him.
It was ever such a comfort.
And here's something
to cheer you up.
A full house tonight.
People thinking of you,
wanting to see you act.
Really? A full house?
Now, shall we make a start?
What play is it tonight?
King Lear, Sir.
That's impossible.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that's nice, isn't it(?!)
People paying good money to see you
and you say "impossible".
Very nice indeed(!) I don't think.
I don't want to be seen.
Well, that's difficult
when you're playing King Lear
with the lighting you use.
I don't want to see her ladyship.
Oh, well, even more difficult
when she's playing your daughter.
You saw her a moment ago.
You were alone together.
Were we?
What play is it tonight?
King Lear, Sir.
Madge was wrong.
Yes, well, she often is.
I have been ill before this.
Did you ever see me in
The Corsican Brothers?
Ah, no. Alas, sir, before my time.
I went on with
double pneumonia then.
Apt when you're playing
the Corsican brothers.
I'd rather have
double pneumonia than this.
Than what?
What prevents me from packing up
and going home?
Why am I here
when I should be asleep?
Wasn't that a strange light
in Market Square this evening?
I don't remember
being in Market Square.
You've been missing whole days.
What do you remember?
Walking, walking, walking. If only
I could find a good, catchy title.
I think My Life a little plain,
don't you?
Still stuck, are we?
No, no. I wrote a little today.
Two or three sides
of an exercise book.
But I can't find a title.
Oh, well, we'll think of something.
See if it's still in my jacket.
And my reading glasses.
I thought I had written today.
No, well, you'll not see
much through those.
Well, look for me.
Is there anything?
Evidently not.
It cannot be Lear again.
Shall we start our make-up?
I'm getting out of here.
I'm not staying in this place
a moment longer.
I am surrounded by vipers,
betrayal on every side.
I am being crushed, the lifeblood
is draining out of me.
The load is too much.
Norman, Norman, if you have any
regard for me, don't listen to him.
Who? Who? More, more, more,
I cannot give any more.
I have nothing more to give.
I want a tranquil senility.
I'm an old man.
I don't want to go on painting
after night, dressing up in clothes
that are not my own,
I'm not a child dressing
up for charades.
This is my work, this is
my life's work, I'm an actor.
Who cares if I go out there tonight
or any other night
and shorten my life?
Shorten my life...
I don't care if there's only
three people out front,
or if the audience laughs
when they shouldn't, or don't
when they should, one person, just
one person will know and understand.
And I act for him.
I cannot move that which
cannot be moved.
What are we on about now?
Stone upon stone.
I cannot lift myself.
The weight is too much.
Oh, I know futility when I see it.
I dream at night of unseen hands
driving wooden stakes into my feet.
And the dream is long and graceless.
I awake, sweat-drenched, poisoned.
And the whole day long there is
driving all else from my mind.
HE GRUNTS:
What did I do today?
You walked. You thought you wrote.
You went into Market Square.
and said you were lovely
in The Corsican Brothers.
How do you know all this?
Has someone been talking?
I don't wish to hurry you, Sir.
No, I lie, I do.
I hate the swines. Who?
He's a hard task-master,
he drives me too hard.
I have too much to carry.
(Yes?)
I'd like to see him.
(I'd rather you didn't.)
It's my responsibility to take
the curtain up tonight.
There isn't much time.
(Things have reached
a delicate stage.)
What's all the whispering?
Nothing, nothing.
Has he begun to make-up yet? Not
yet. Do you realise how late it is?
They'll be calling
the half in a moment.
I know how late it is.
Then on your head be it.
Oh, look! A dressing-gown!
Shall we put it on
and keep ourselves warm?
What does it matter where you were
or what you did today?
You're here in the theatre,
safe and sound, where you belong.
Another full house. Lovely.
Really? A full house?
They'll be standing in the gods.
Do you know they bombed
The Grand Theatre, Plymouth?
And much else of the city besides.
I made my debut
at The Grand Theatre, Plymouth.
They weren't to know.
I shouldn't have come out this
autumn but I had no choice.
He made me. Who?
I should have rested.
I had a friend that was
ordered to rest.
He obeyed
and that was the end of him.
He was ever so ill.
Nearly became a Catholic.
Right, now, would you like
a little rub-down?
I'm not surprised
you're feeling dispirited.
It's been ever such a hard time.
No young men to play juveniles and
the trouble with Mr Davenport-Scott.
What news of Mr Davenport-Scott?
The police have opposed bail. What?
Well, he'd had his second warning.
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