The Dresser Page #4
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- 2015
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How then do we dispose our forces?
to play Fool.
And who as Oswald?
Mr Brown, I'm afraid.
That leaves me a knight short for
"reason not the need".
98 short, actually,
if you take the text as gospel.
One more or less won't seem
too upsetting.
Herr Hitler has made it
very difficult
for Shakespearean companies.
It'll be a chapter in the book, Sir.
I hate to mention it but we're going
to be short for the storm.
We've no-one to operate
the wind machine,
not if Mr Thornton is to play Fool.
Mr Thornton was ever
so good on the wind machine.
Madge knows the problem
but she's very unsympathetic.
You tell Madge from me I must
have the storm at full strength.
What about Oxenby?
Not the most amenable of gentlemen.
Send him to me at the half.
I'll have a word with him.
Better talk to Thornton, too.
There you are, you see?
That's more like it.
You're where you belong,
doing what you know best,
and you're yourself again.
Right, well, you start
doing your make-up and I'll go
and tell them to come and see you.
I've cleaned the wig and beard.
Shan't be a minute.
Oh, no, Sir! Not Othello!
The lines are fouled.
Up on your short, down on your long.
Is there a dead for it?
Instruct the puppeteer to
renew the strings.
The stuffing is
escaping at the seams,
straw from a scarecrow lies
scattered down, stage left.
I would have given anything to see
the play tonight.
There's you all blacked up
and Cordelia saying,
"You beget me, bred me, loved me. "
Well, the time has come,
if you don't mind my saying so,
to stop waxing poetical
and to wax a bit more practical.
KNOCKI NG:
Who?
Irene.
I've come for the triple crown.
Enter.
Good evening, Sir.
All well? Yes, thank you, Sir.
You've come for the triple crown.
Yes, Sir.
Polish it well. I like it gleaming.
Yes, Sir.
And return it to me
I like to wear it by the quarter.
Yes, Sir.
And when I have used it on stage,
see that it is returned to my room
after the interval.
She has done it before, Sir.
I like to be certain.
There it is, my child.
Pretty young thing, aren't you?
Thank you, Sir.
Sir, it's time to age.
They're all the same colour.
Which stick do I use?
I can't see the colours.
What now? How is he?
He'll be all right
if he's left in peace.
I want to see with my own eyes.
No, no, he is not to be disturbed.
And what about the understudies?
everything's in hand.
You realise now there's going to be
an audience out there.
It'd be a bit silly going through
all this if there wasn't.
Will he be ready on time?
Will he be well enough? Yes.
Madge, can I just, erm...?
Who was that?
Just a minion minioning.
Too many interruptions,
my concentration.
Norman. Yes, Sir?
How does the play begin?
Which play, Sir?
Tonight's, tonight's,
I cannot remember the first line.
"Attend the lords of France
and Burgundy, Gloucester. "
Yes, yes.
What performance is this?
Tonight will be your...
227th performance of the part, Sir.
227 Lears and I cannot remember
the first line.
Haven't we forgotten
something else, Sir?
If you don't mind my asking.
We have to sink our cheeks.
I shall look like this in my coffin.
of number 20 down the nose.
'Give you strength, you say. '
'Surgical spirit. '
'I know how to stick on a beard.
'I've been a depicter for 50 years. '
'I shall need a rest after
the storm scenes. '
'There's no need to tell me.
I know. '
'And shall we take extra care with
the wig join tonight?'
'I shall give them
a good one tonight. '
Norman! Yes, Sir?
What's the first line again? All this
clitter-clatter-chitter-chatter...
"Attend the lords of France
and Burgundy, Gloucester. "
You've put it out of my mind.
Keep silent when I'm dressing.
I have work to do,
hard bloody labour.
Sir, Sir. I cannot remember
the first line. 100,000 performances
and I have to ask you
for the first line.
Yes, I'll take you through it.
Take me through it?
you're put through it,
night after night after night.
I haven't the strength.
And you're a fine one.
I must say, you of all people,
you disappoint me,
if you don't mind my saying so.
You, who always say that self-pity
is the most unattractive
quality on stage or off.
Who have you been working for
all these years?
The Ministry of Information?
Struggle and survival, you say,
that's all that matters.
The whole world's struggling for
bloody survival, so why can't you?
My dear Norman, I seem to have
upset you. I'm sorry.
I understand.
There is danger in
covering the cracks.
Never mind about
covering the cracks,
what about covering the wig join?
KNOCKING:
Half an hour, please, Sir. Already?
You were in late this evening, Sir.
She hasn't returned with
the triple crown.
I like it on my head by now.
Look! What?
My hands, they're shaking.
Well, they'll be very
effective in the part.
Don't forget to make them up.
I can't stop them. You do it.
Oh, oh, look here.
Look here, it must be infectious.
I can face the division
of my kingdom.
I can cope with Fool.
I can bear the reduction
of my retinue.
I can stomach the curses
I have to utter.
I can even face being
whipped by the storm.
But I dread the final entrance.
To carry my Cordelia...
dead, dead.
To cry like the wind,
howl, howl, howl.
To lay her gently on the ground,
to die.
Have I the strength?
If you haven't the strength,
no-one has.
You're a good friend, Norman.
Thank you, Sir.
You shall be rewarded.
Pardon me while I get my violin.
Do not mock me. I may not have long.
My father used to say that.
He lived till he was 93.
He may still be alive,
for all I know.
Bonzo, how do you feel?
A little more myself, P*ssy.
You see? Once he's assumed
the disguise, he's a different man.
"Egad, Madam,
thou hast a porcupine wit. "
And are you sure you're
able to go on?
On and on and on.
P*ssy, I thought
it was the black one tonight.
My dear.
Did I wake in the night, P*ssy?
Did I thank you
for watching over me?
Was there talk of violence?
No, Bonzo, you dreamt it.
I still have the feeling.
Would you like me to fetch the
cloak and tie it on as usual?
Yes, as usual.
Oh, erm, Mr Thornton and Mr Oxenby
are waiting outside to see you.
Would you like me
to ask them to come in?
I don't want to see Oxenby.
He frightens me.
Mind you, he was the best
lago I've ever had or seen
and I include that 4'6"
ponce Sir Arthur Palgrove.
That's more like the Sir
we know and love.
He went on playing Hamlet
till he was 68.
There were more lines on his face
than steps to the gallery.
I saw his Lear. I was pleasantly
disappointed. Sir Arthur Palgrove.
Who advises His Majesty,
answer me that?
You're a miracle-worker, Norman.
Thank you, Your Ladyship.
(Here's a piece of chocolate
for you.)
(Oh, thank you, Your Ladyship.)
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