The Dresser Page #5
- TV-14
- Year:
- 2015
- 105 min
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It'll be all hands to the pump
tonight, Norman.
A small part of the service,
Your Ladyship. Thank you.
Don't suppose I didn't see that
because I did.
There are more children in this
beloved land of ours scavenging
the larders for something sweet,
if only they came to me
I could tell them of
the one person in England who has an
inexhaustible supply of chocolate.
Because it is I who have to carry
her dead as my Cordelia.
It is I who have to lift her
up in my arms.
Thank Christ, I thought,
for rationing
but, no, she would find sugar
in a sand dune.
Shall I show the actors in, Sir?
What? No, I don't want...
Sir, you have to see the actors.
Ah, Mr Thorton. Mr Thornton
to see you, Sir.
SIR GARGLES:
Geoffrey, does the costume fit?
Mr Davenport-Scott was
such a tall man.
Mr Davenport-Scott was a worm.
You look, er...
Do you know the lines? Yes.
Don't keep me waiting for them.
Oh, no.
Pace, pace, pace, pace, pace, pace.
Yes. And keep out of my focus. Yes.
The boom lights placed
in the downstage wings
are for me and me only.
Yes, old man, I know.
You must find what light you can.
Right.
Let me hear you sing. What?
"For he that has the little
tiny wit. Heigh-ho... "
WHIMPERING:
He... he...# He that has the little
tiny wit... #
HE WHIMPERS:
# He that has and a little tiny wit
# With a heigh-ho,
the wind and the rain
# Must make content with
fortunes fit
# For the rain it raineth
every day. #
All right, speak it, don't sing it.
And in the storm scene, if you
are going to put your arms around
my legs, as Mr Davenport-Scott did,
then around my calves, not my thighs.
I'd rather I didn't, old man.
Feel it, my boy, feel it,
it is the only way.
Whatever takes you. Right.
But do not let it take you too much.
Remain within the bounds.
And, at all costs, remain still
when I speak. Of course.
Serve the playwright...
and keep your teeth in.
It's only when I'm nervous.
You will be nervous, I guarantee it.
There will be no extra
payment for this performance.
play as cast. Yes.
Good fortune attend your endeavours.
Thank you, Sir.
(God bless, Geoffrey.)
(I'd rather face
the Nazi hordes any day.)
I hope Mr Churchill has better
men in the cabinet.
Mr Oxenby is waiting, Sir. Oxenby?
What... what...? I don't know.
What does Oxenby want?
It's not what he wants,
it's what we want - someone to
operate the wind machine.
I don't want to see Oxenby,
I can't bear the man,
it's stifling in here.
We'll have no storm without him.
Mr Oxenby to see you, Sir.
You wanted to see me?
I... I don't know, erm, why?
Er, Norman?
Sir was wondering
if he could ask of you a favour.
He can ask.
You've not been with us very long
but I'm sure you've seen
enough to know that we're not
so much a company as one great
big happy family.
And...
we all muck in as required.
As I'm sure you've heard,
Mr Davenport-Scott will not be
rejoining the company.
Yes, I've heard.
You share a dressing-room
with one or two of them,
you hear nothing else.
It upsets the pansy fraternity
when one of their number is caught.
Because Mr Thornton is having
to play Fool,
and because our two elderly knights
the cloth during the storm scene,
we've no-one to operate
the wind machine.
We'd ask Mr Brown
but he's really rather too fragile.
We were wondering
if you'd turn the handle.
In short, no.
Anything else?
Has he read my play yet?
Perhaps the Russians have had
a setback on the Eastern Front.
Bolshevism will be
the ruin of the theatre.
What are we going to do?
Fancy not wanting to muck in.
He hates me. I can feel his hatred.
All I stand for he despises.
I wouldn't read his play, even if
he were Commissar of Culture.
I've read it.
Is there a part for me? Yes.
I know what Oxenby's up to.
He's writing plays for critics,
not people.
Oughtn't we to be quiet
for a bit, Sir?
Where's the girl with
the triple crown?
Don't fuss. I'll go and find her.
Oh, my dear.
Norman's just gone to find you.
Has he? I must have missed him.
Remind me of your name, child.
It's Irene, Sir.
Irene. Charming.
Were you at the Rada?
No, sir. I went straight into Rep.
Of course. I remember. Which Rep?
Maidenhead. Maidenhead, yes.
Next week in Eastbourne.
KNOCKING:
I can't find her.
Just admiring her bone structure.
Run along, Irene. Run along.
BELL RINGS:
A born actress.
Can tell by the cheek bones.
Put the crown on.
It's almost the quarter.
Shall I fetch her ladyship
and ask her to tie on the cloak?
How does the play begin?
God help me, that child has
driven it from my mind.
KNOCKING:
Quarter of an hour, please,
a few minutes late, I'm sorry,
that girl Irene is going to be
the death of me.
The quarter, I can't, I'm not ready,
tell them to go home,
I hate the swines, I can't, I can't.
What are you saying? Do you want
the performance cancelled?
No, he doesn't. How does it begin?
For your own good.
How does it begin?
He will. How does it begin?!
Get out, he'll be good and ready
when the curtain goes up.
We've run out of time.
There's 20 minutes yet.
We'll go up late, if necessary.
Leave me in peace!
Norman, Norman, how does it begin?
"He hath been out nine years
and away he shall again. "
HE MIMICS A TRUMPE "The King is coming. "
"Attend the lords of France
and Burgundy, Gloucester. "
"Attend the lords of France
and Burgundy, Gloucester. "
"I shall, my liege. "
Yes? "Meantime we shall
express our darker... "
"Meantime we shall
express our darker purpose. "
"Give me the map. "
Don't tell me, don't tell me,
I know it!
I'll ask for it if I need it.
I have played this
part before, you know.
"What do I fear?"
Wrong.
"Know we have divided in three. "
"Myself? There's none else by.
"True, I talk of dreams, which are
the children of a troubled brain. "
Wrong play, wrong play.
"Can this cockpit hold the vasty
fields of France?"
No, that's another wrong play.
"Men should be what they seem.
Now look what you've gone and done.
What?
Go out, go out.
You've quoted the Scottish play.
Did I? Macb...? Did I?
Oh, Christ. Out!
Two, three...
Right, knock.
Swear.
Pisspots.
KNOCKING:
BELL RINGS:
"And my poor fool is hang'd. "
You'll be all right.
FROM ANOTHER ROOM: Do we have
a full house?
Struggle, Bonzo.
Survival, P*ssy.
FROM OUTSIDE:
Beginners, please,Act I.
Beginners, please, Sir. Thank you.
Let us descend
and survey the scene of battle.
AIR-RAID SIREN
Lear there was a thunderstorm.
A real thunderstorm.
But now they send bombs.
How much more have I to endure?
We are to speak Shakespeare tonight
and they will go to any
lengths to prevent me.
I shouldn't take it
too personally, Sir.
LAUGHTER:
Bomb, bomb, bomb us
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