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- No.
No, l`ve got a shocking headache.
Do you, um, want me
to tell them then ?
That`s a splendid idea, although it
really should be me. On the other hand,
this might be a good chance for you
to get practice talking to the natives.
- You don`t know when it might be handy.
- Mmm. Yes, of course.
- 980 feet.
- Ah-ah !
Objection ''substained.''
l`m not takin` any bets
under a thousand feet.
- Traitor.
- Traitor ?
Are you sure you haven`t got
- Any result ?
- No !
They`re not going
to like it very much, are they ?
No. All the same,
these figures are science.
And what is science,
Mr. Anson ?
don`t l ?
- Oh, come on.
- Um, science is dispassionate.
Exactly.
- [ Chattering ]
- Ahem. Ahem !
[ Chattering Stops ]
Oh. Evening.
-Well, Mr. Morgan, with your permission.
-Mm-hmm.
Gentlemen. Um, we have now...
completed the,
uh, survey of, um,
[ Mispronouncing ]
Ffynnon Garw...
and, um, l have to inform you
that it is...
984 feet.
- What ?
- [ Men Exclaiming ]
Now l-l-l realize that this
may be a disappointment to you,
um, but l would ask you to remember
that it is just a measurement...
and in no way should detract from the
beauty of, or indeed your affection for,
this, uh, uh--
[ Stammering ]
H-Hill.
Thank you.
- Hill ?
- [ Men Chattering ]
A result ?
Tell me. Do they have a result ?
lt`s a... hill.
[ Whispering ]
A hill.
Ohh.
Perhaps it would have been different
if there hadn`t been a war,
but this was 1917, and
people were exhausted by loss.
Those that were allowed to stay
manned the pits,
mining the coal
that would fuel the ships.
Twenty-four hours a day
they labored.
Corners were cut.
Coal was hacked hastily,
and those who survived
the trenches died for the coal.
lt was a sad time.
Our friends had been taken,
our sons, our husbands.
A once-close community
was slowly bein` destroyed.
How could we face those who survived
if they returned to find no mountain ?
While they had fought the Germans, we
had lost the mountain to the English ?
Our village had been ruined, and now
they were takin` our mountain...
and our Welshness.
- Meeting in the village hall.
- Meeting in the village hall !
Meeting in
the village hall !
[ Panting ]
Reverend Jones...
is assembling a meeting
in the village hall.
- Now !
- What does that old coot
think he`s gonna do ?
- He`s gonna organize
an official complaint.
Come on, boys.
Were you comin` ?
A complaint ?
Thank you, thank you,
thank you.
Look, l propose
a petition...
demanding the inclusion
of Ffynnon Garw...
as the first mountain
in Wales,
to be included on all
of His Majesty`s maps.
And who`s gonna read this petition ?
- l don`t think l need any advice
from you, Mr. Morgan.
- l haven`t finished.
l haven`t finished yet.
l don`t want Ffynnon Garw
to be on the map...
because we begged for it,
because we-- we pleaded.
No ! lf Ffynnon Garw
has to be a thousand feet,
then l say
let it be a thousand feet !
Twenty feet !
That`s all we need !
A 20-foot tump
and we have our mountain.
- l`m not sure how legal that is.
- Yes. Or ethical.
''Legal'' ? ''Ethical'' ?
How legal was it to say that
a thousand feet is a mountain...
and 984 isn`t, huh ?
Do we call a short man a boy
or, or, or a small dog a cat ?
- [ Laughing ]
- No !
This is a mountain--
our mountain--
and if it needs to be
a thousand feet, then by God,
let`s make it a thousand feet.
Mr. Morgan,
if you did not take
the Lord`s name in vain.
Ye-Yes, lvor, go on.
Have a go.
- Uh... Morgan the Goat--
- [ Townspeople Laughing ]
Sorry, Morgan.
Morgan has a point.
l have visited mountains that are topped
and it is that full height
which is measured.
adding to Ffynnon Garw.
- [ Townspeople Murmuring ]
- ln Rhondda Fawr,
there`s a huge coal tip above
the village, and that`s on the maps.
Am l the only one that thinks
this smacks of sharp practice--
of cheating ?
What do we do ? Lower one part
of Ffynnon Garw to raise another ?
Take it from your garden if
it makes you feel better.
Yes ! Yes ! lt would
make me feel better.
l would be happier...
if the mountain was raised
by toil, by sweat,
by work,
by sacrifice.
Yes ! Take the earth
from our own gardens.
- That would make me feel better.
- You`re just making it impossible.
No, Mr. Morgan,
l am not !
Oh, that man.
J-Johnny.
- Well, this is--
- No, listen. [ Muttering ]
ln France--
ln France, we dug trenches
ten miles long.
We took earth from here
We moved fields.
You wouldn`t believe what we did.
lt`s possible.
lt`s just hard work.
l`ll help.
[ Grandfather ] And that`s how
it all started.
The Reverend had an idea,
which the Reverend altered...
Of course, it didn`t change the fact
that Morgan the Goat...
wouldn`t talk
to Reverend Jones...
and Reverend Jones
wouldn`t talk to Morgan the Goat.
talk to anyone.
[ Knocking ]
Sergeant.
- Gentlemen.
- Mr. Anson.
On behalf of the village,
to persuade Mr. Garrad...
to stay longer and
measure the mountain again.
Again ? Well, l-l`m sorry, but l think
today`s reading was accurate.
We`re going to add
20 feet.
- [ Anson ] What do you mean
add 20 feet ?
- `Tis legal, isn`t it ?
Heights of other mountains
sometimes include burial mounds.
- Even coal tips.
- Aye !
- Uh, well, now that is true--
that permanent features
are sometimes allowed, but, uh--
Good.
Twenty feet it is then.
We can`t possibly wait
while you, uh,
add 20-- 20 feet.
- l mean, how are you going to do this ?
- Never you mind.
We`ll manage. You just
convince Mr. Garrad.
[ Stammering ] Uh, n-no, l know
l`d be wasting my breath.
We have a very tight schedule, and, um,
Mr. Garrad`s very eager to get on.
- All we`re asking--
- No, it`s very late,
so if you don`t mind,
we will be leaving
first thing in the morning.
Thank you.
- Aye, it`s a damn shame, man.
- Don`t worry.
They`re not goin` anywhere.
Sorry, Morgan ?
l missed that.
l must be goin` deaf
in this ear, man.
- l said good night, Sergeant.
- Aye, aye.
Good night now.
- Morgan ?
- l need two pounds of sugar.
- Shh !
- [ Whispering ] lt`s rationed.
- l know it`s rationed.
Come on, lvor.
This is a national emergency.
Yes, but...
two pounds ?
l don`t want to have to tell people
that it failed because of you, lvor.
So, are they stayin` ?
Oh, l, uh, l think
l won them over, my love.
l think l won them over.
For God`s sake, Anson,
crank harder.
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