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l am doing my very best.
Perhaps you`d like to have a try.
l`d hate for you to have to
- [ Backfire ]
- What did you say ?
Trouble, gentlemen ?
Uh, yes.
l`m afraid so.
Oh. Dear, oh, dear,
oh, dear.
[ Anson ] Uh, Mr. Morgan.
By the way,
l was wondering:
What happenedto the, uh, the flagpole ?
Dry rot.
Dry rot ?
ln Wales ?
- That looks more than 20 foot, man.
- Oh, it`s 20.
- Bloody hell. We`re gonna need
- Aye.
- [ Knocking ]
- lt is not 9:
00--- Good morning.
- Reverend Jones.
Uh, am l disturbing you ?
l thought you were
one of the children.
[ Laughing ]
Oh.
Ah.
Just what we need
to talk about.
Today is
an historic day.
Historic !
A day which generations
will talk about...
for years to come !
- ls there news from the front ?
- No.
The news is here.
The news is up there.
Today...
we are building
a mountain !
And l want your pupils
to help.
My pupils.
To labor.
To help you falsify
the height of a--
To falsify ?
Oh, Mr. Davies,
both your sense of community
and your vocabulary...
leave much
to be desired.
- [ Grunting ]
- [ Backfire ]
- So ?
Ahem.
Well, um--
Well what ?
Well, difficult to tell.
And by now,
We`d best leave it
for ten minutes.
Fancy a drink ?
Forgive me, Lord.
- [ Air Hissing ]
- Sh-shh--
No, they know not
what they do, as you said.
There you are. l`ve been standin`
at that bar like a lemon.
l`m busy.
Refreshments.
- Hey, get that.
- Ahem.
- What shall l say to them ?
- Don`t say anything.
Just push it to the garage
and take the engine apart.
Yeah, but l`ve never taken one of these
apart. lt isn`t a two-stroke.
- Now`s your chance to learn.
- What if l can`t put it
You`ll have done
a great service.
All right, let`s get this down
to the garage, eh ?
Ah, bloody hell.
- Quite.
- When it rains it pours, eh ?
So, do you know
who`s behind this ?
l don`t know what
you`re suggesting.
What l am suggesting,
Mr. Williams,
is that our problems
seem highly coincidental...
with my qualification
of your mountain as a hill.
l am beginning to suspect
childish revenge, bad sportsmanship--
Stop ! Now stop before you say
something that you will regret.
Yes, it`s true
a lot of people are upset,
but to think that
anyone would--
Mr. Garrad, sir,
we are an honorable people.
l`m sorry.
l`m sorry.
lt just seems
very, very odd.
Well, let`s forget that for now,
get this down to the garage.
And, um, how long do you think
the repairs will take exactly ?
Oh, l`ll, uh--
l`ll have you on your way in no time.
Good. Because otherwise, we shall
have to make alternative arrangements.
No need for that,
gentlemen.
Now if you`d kindly
remove your luggage...
and push me.
Push ?
Push.
- Tommy in ?
- He`s sleepin`. Night shift.
- l have to see him.
- He`s not going anywhere for you.
Wake him, woman !
This is a matter of life and death !
Oh, very good, very good.
Excellent.
- Three buckets. Excellent, excellent.
- Hello, hello.
- We`ve chosen a hot day for it.
- Oh, better than rain.
But it`s going
to rain later.
Well, all the better
to refresh us, you see.
Be optimistic. Now go on. Dig.
Fill that third one, quick.
Ask some house on the way into Cardiff.
You can`t miss it.
But, Morgan,
l`m workin` nights.
There`s some of us
workin` day and night.
l don`t want to be telling people it all
failed because of Tommy Twostroke.
Capital, capital.
Right. Let me
just get my tools.
And when we were talking about Llywelyn
the Last, you will remember that--
- [ Knocking ]
- Come in.
- We`ve come for the children.
- We need them at home.
Well, this is most irregular.
Refreshments !
Anyone in need of refreshments ?
Ahem.
Go on.
Go on home.
l can`t say l like this village.
lt`s altogether far too quiet.
Yes, l noticed.
l rather like it.
Do you think he has a clue
about what he`s doing ?
Well, h-h-he`s certainly
stripping it with great confidence.
- l know, but--
- l`m afraid l don`t know
the first thing about motorcars.
Unfortunately,
neither do l.
Aha ! l think, gentlemen,
l`ve found the problem.
Ahem. Yeah.
And what`s that ?
Well, l don`t know
the English word, but in Welsh,
we call it a--
a bethangalw.
- A what ?
- A ''bairthandgaloo.''
- Yeah. Close enough.
- And, um, where can
we get a replacement ?
- Ooh, Cardiff.
- Cardiff !
We`ll send Tommy Twostroke
when he gets back.
Right.
- Tommy !
- l thought that--
Never mind what you thought.
What the hell are you doin` here ?
- Morgan sent me.
- What does Morgan want ? lt`s
Thursday. l`ve got my work.
- He wants you to come right away.
- And lose my job ?
lt`s an emergency. He said,
''Tell her l can`t do it without her.''
- Can`t do without me ?
- Mmm, something like that.
[ Morgan ] Ha`penny change.
Thank you.
- Ah ! Mornin`, Reverend.
- Don`t you ''Good mornin`, Reverend'' me.
This is typical.
While the entire village-- with the
notable exception of Davies the School--
toil in this heroic task,
you have applied your labor
to, to, to making a profit...
and to further disseminating
the evil of alcohol.
Now, now, Reverend. l think the heat is
getting to your good temper.
- l`m supplyin` a service.
- [ Scoffs ]
A true service
would be free.
Trust me.
l`m making no profit.
Oh-ho-ho, dear.
Trust you ?
The day has yet to dawn...
when l will trust you.
Oh, come on, George.
lt`s not the end of the world.
Just means we`ll have to
stay here for another few days.
ls there any transport
for hire at all ?
No, everything`s
being used, um, for the, uh--
Yes ? For the what ?
- The war.
- Oh, the war. Yes.
l thought l heard
a train last night.
So is there
- Well, uh--
- lt`s a simple question.
Well, not really.
Not really ?
[ Singsong Chattering ]
[ Chattering Continues ]
- [ Cooing ]
- [ Chattering ]
- Ah. Morning.
- Oh.
Do you have
- Trains ?
- Yes, trains.
Uh, you`re English, are you ?
Anson ?
Uh, yes.
Yes, we are, yes. Um,
and we-- we`d like
to catch a train.
Ah. No trains.
Good God, man,
l just heard one.
They`re coal. There`s coal trains
all day, coal trains all night.
But no passenger trains.
- Don`t see any passengers, do you ?
- [ Cooing ]
[ Morgan ] Meat pies !
Apples ! Pears !
[ Whistles ]
[ Sighs, Groans ]
Now, now.
The Good Lord took a day
We can`t expect
to do better.
And, and, and we`ve broken
the back of it.
- That`s the important thing.
- We haven`t broken the back of it.
Yes, we have.
We`re almost
up to 14 feet.
We`ll need more as we get higher
and the base grows wider.
- He`s right.
- Oh !
Pessimists, all of you.
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