The Ex Page #4
Wesley's mom
lives in New Jersey,
and his dad works late.
Oh...
well, I'm glad
we could help out.
Welcome to the family, Wesley.
Thanks, Tom.
Hey, guys,
You wanna see
something really cool?
Sure.
( gulps )
Wesley, you're gonna
hurt yourself.
That was awesome.
Wait a second.
This is it.
- Sofia:
What are you doing?- The Pickle Whip campaign.
This is how I'm gonna
redeem myself.
You gotta promise me
you're never gonna do that again.
Do that again.
- I don't feel so good.
- Oh, come on, buddy. I need this for work.
- I don't know.
- I'll give you 20 bucks.
- Tom!
- Done and done.
Ow!
You hit my face.
If you want to feel
your insignificance
in the vastness of the universe,
I mean really feel it,
try boarding
in the Himalayas.
You, inspire me.
Sorry about your face.
That's Don Wollebin.
The rollercoaster
comes down the hill.
Right?
Smash cut to this guy.
"I am going so fast!
Wow!"
And a brief shot of his buddies.
Wait a minute.
This can only
go one direction--
"Whoaaaa!"
Rolls right into
a pile of Pickle Whip.
Tagline:
( mimics child's voice )
"Get whipped!"
( chuckles )
Hmm.
- That feels like a commercial.
- Exactly.
Who here
likes commercials?
Really, you like commercials?
Nobody likes commercials.
You know, that's true too.
( all murmuring )
We need a new slogan
around here--
( murmurs )
"No commercials."
Definitely food for thought.
Chipper, did you--
Yes, I will give it a go.
Uh, Don, I've been thinking
along the same lines.
I don't see these as commercials,
I see them more like 30-second movies.
Having said that...
Power Pickle.
He's Senor Tomato,
only less Mexican,
and more attitude.
Power Pickle
loves extreme skating.
He loves
extreme snowboarding.
Also enjoys
extreme skydiving.
Most of all,
he enjoys extreme lunching.
Ha!
"Extreme lunching."
I think you have
something there.
( whispers )
Power... Pickle.
"Power Pickle."
It's phallic.
- Bob:
Phallic.- Oops.
Anyone else?
- Well, I have something.
- Who's this?
This is Tom Reilly. He's our
new assistant associate-creative.
Tom, it's generally
the creatives
or the associate-
creatives
who make these proposals.
It is better to listen
to a wise beggar
than a rich fool.
I want to hear the beggar.
Okay, thank you.
I saw this kid do this
kind of funny trick
the other day.
And I don't know,
I think it would make a hilarious ad.
Tell me what you guys think.
( laughing )
No way!
That's funny.
Congratulations, Tom.
You did it.
Tom, I want you going down
to Lion's Pride tomorrow
to show this thing
to Jack Connor.
- Chip.
- Boss.
You're Tom's wingman
on this thing.
Wingman, his.
How about that?
Do you mountain bike?
Yeah, whenever I get
the chance.
There's some amazing trails
around here, especially at dawn.
It's awe-inspiring.
We should go sometime.
Yeah.
- All right.
- Yeah, it's great, yeah.
I got to get a bike.
Hey, I hope there's
no hard feelings,
'cause I thought your whole
extreme pickle thing was really cool,
- when he was skydiving and stuff--
- Tom.
Let me tell you something:
If you think I care about Power Pickle,
you're sorely mistaken, okay?
I can think up ideas
like that in my sleep.
And someday, when I'm
kicking ass in Barcelona,
I'm gonna look back
on this whole campaign
as some sad, pathetic,
little joke.
He said that?
I have no idea what
he was talking about.
There's this ad agency
in Barcelona called Idea.
They're, like, cutting-edge
euro-geniuses.
Chip applied for a job there.
Nobody's supposed to know about it,
but I saw him
mailing off a bunch
of Senor Tomato figurines.
- That guy is out of his mind.
- Tell me about it.
He is great
in the sack, though.
- How do you know?
- Nancy slept with him last Christmas.
She said it was
the best sex she ever had.
Apparently, he can, like,
balance on his arms
and then the angle
makes it intense
- because you're sitting--
- I don't want to hear about it, okay?
- What the hell?
- What?
- Someone stole the picture of my wife.
- ( doorbell rings )
- Sofia Kowalski!
- Abby March, wow!
Hey, it is so good
to see you.
- And who is this little guy?
- This is Oliver.
Petey--
Petey,
Do you want
to give Oliver a hug?
Hmm? Yeah?
Oh, that's a big yes.
Oh, yes.
Loves.
Oh. Loves.
Loves for your new friend, oh.
"Apana" is the sanskrit word
for "waste."
The apana asana
aids in digestion
And helps with gas
and constipation.
Shall we get permission?
- ( all whispering )
- ( babies fussing )
Do you want to do apana?
Good? Thank you.
Abby:
Sofia...
I noticed that you didn't
ask Oliver's permission.
In our class,
we use the RIE method.
You must ask
your baby's permission
- before you do anything.
- Oh, okay.
Isn't that right, Petey?
Did you need some?
I don't know.
What is it?
It's bag balm.
Dairy farmers use it
as a moisturizer for cow udders.
It is the best thing
in the world for sore nipples.
I have a ton at home.
You are welcome to have this.
Thanks. Yeah, breastfeeding's
been hell for me.
As soon as Oliver
hits six months,
I'm switching
to formula, big time.
( fussing,
whispering stops )
Sofia, please no formula.
If you don't want to do it,
I'll breastfeed Oliver myself.
Wollebin just gave this to me
- Wow.
- You know,
it hasn't been exactly
smooth for me
since he took over.
Anyway, I just want
to tell you that
I think you're
doing a great job, son.
Well, thank you...
- Dad.
- Have you seen my whales?
What?
Have I showed you
my whales?
No.
Sometimes I just sit
in here and stare at them.
- ( whales calling )
- Bob:
It's so peaceful.I even give them names.
That one-- ow, f***!
- Are you okay?
- That lamp is hotter than sh*t!
- ( Oliver crying )
- Shh, come on, buddy.
( shushing )
- After you.
- Hi.
Hello, wife.
Hello, child.
- Daddy's home.
- He's been like this all day.
Oh, no!
What's wrong, cranky bear?
Hey, little bear.
- ( stops crying )
- Hi.
Gotta be kidding me.
- What's with the bike?
- Hot, right?
Wollebin asked me to go
mountain biking with him.
He asked me right after
he put me in charge
of the Pickle Whip
campaign.
- $1,200?
- Babe, a bike like that should cost $1,500.
Try and bend those rims.
Try. Kick 'em.
You can't bend those rims.
They're called
high-performance rims.
Honey, you've never been
mountain biking in your life.
Look, if you want me to return the bike,
I'll return the bike.
- I want you to return the bike.
- No, I'm not going to return the bike,
Because I think
physical fitness is important,
and I think it's good
for my career.
My day was terrible.
This girl I hated
in high school came over
and made me go
to her baby group
and everyone called me
a bad mommy.
You're an amazing mommy.
Daddy gets to go mountain
biking with Wollebin.
Chip can't go
mountain biking.
- Tom.
- It was a joke.
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