The First Turn-On Page #5
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- 1983
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that sticks together.
Ah, phooey.
And now we've all got to
get together to help find
Michelle shell and her campers.
Because if we don't
find them, the camp
will shut down next year.
[cheers]
Did anybody hear anything?
No.
No.
My mom's coming to
pick me up today.
She's going to go nuts
if she can't find me.
Why, Mrs. Anderson, I
was just looking for you.
You know very well, I
phoned you this morning
and told you I'd be there
promptly this afternoon
to pick up my Danny.
Now, where is he?
Here?
Well, here is the basketball
the rudiments of basketball.
Basketball, my Danny
loves basketball.
Is he playing?
Well, playing is only
a figurative term, mam,
you see it parallels the life--
Can't you take me
to see my Danny?
Can you?
Can you?
Can you?
Canoe.
Yes, we have a marvelous
canoeing program.
And I'd love to show
you this, Mrs. Anderson.
Anne, you can be
so quiet lately.
It's getting cold in here.
Try not to think about the cold.
you got laid because I
want to hear all about it.
Yeah, me too.
Well, I'm sure my
stories isn't half
as exciting as any of yours.
I'm just a little farm girl.
(VOICEOVER) And didn't know any
little boys farm boys my age.
The work was so hard and the
hired hands were so lazy,
I had to make out
the best I could.
I don't know what
it was, whether it
was the heat, the sweat, the
frustration of the farm work
or what.
But something changed
for me that day.
And it first hit me later
that night when my girlfriends
came over for a slumber party.
Annie, I'm going to go on my
very first date Saturday night.
What should I do?
OK, this is what you do.
Now, put your hand on
his leg about up to here.
You don't want him to
think you're too easy.
Now, he's going to
pretend to yawn like this.
He's going to go to second base.
Don't worry.
He's just going to feel you up.
Well, but what if
he tries to kiss me?
There are two kinds of kisses.
The dry kiss and the wet kiss.
This is dry kiss.
Ooh.
Now, this is the wet kiss.
Stick out your tongue like me.
Mmm.
Did anybody hear anything?
-No
-Uh-uh.
No?
Maybe one of the
animals got loose.
I'm going to go check.
Great, get us some donuts.
Apple spice.
Apple spice.
ANNIE (VOICEOVER):
Little did know
that a starving, out-of-work
actor had broken into my house.
That Annie, she
doesn't know anything.
Now, you see this .
Let me show you something.
Ah, don't make a sound.
Are you listening to me, huh?
Now, do as I say.
Or I'll slit your
throat and let the blood
drip all over your nice nighty.
Now, when I take my hand
off your mouth, ha, ha,
I don't want you to scream.
I don't want you
to make a sound.
Then what I want you
to do-- I want you
to get some milk and cookies.
Then I can take my hand
off and don't make a sound.
-Yah!
-Ow!
Oh!
OK, Butter or
Buster, who are you?
Johnny-- Johnny Robbins.
What are you doing here?
I just wanted something to eat.
I've been running all night.
You are scared.
Can I have something
to eat, please?
[purring sound].
(VOICEOVER) I had no choice but
to get him something to eat.
And I knew it had
to taste real good.
[music playing]
After I was nice enough
to meet his demands,
he dragged me into our stable.
Then he grabbed and kissed me.
clothes. [tearing sound]
He couldn't keep his rough
[tearing sounds]
Now that he had his cookies,
he decided he wanted the milk.
[music playing]
[sheep sound] Oh!
Ah!
You're in me.
Ah!
Oh, [sheep sounds] yes.
Oh.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh!
-Ah!
-Oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Ah!
[sheep sound]
-Oh!
Ah!
Oh, oh!
Ah!
Oh!
Oh!
Yes!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Ah!
-Oh!
-Oh!
-Ah!
-Oh!
-Ah!
-Oh!
Ah!
Yes!
Oh!
[snoring sounds] Yes!
Ah!
[snoring sounds] Johnny?
Johnny, I'm not finished yet.
I want more.
More.
More.
More.
He was a madman.
He was crazy.
He made me do it.
I had no other choice.
You poor baby.
Aw, come on, Annie, you can't
expect us to believe that.
Oh, yeah?
He left this behind.
Oh, you poor thing.
Oh, my god, I didn't realize.
What a horrifying experience.
That's terrible.
Come here.
That's really terrible.
I'm really glad to see
that you've got over that.
I've never heard
anything quite that bad.
How did you get over it?
Hey, my knife.
Ooh!
That Mary Lou was
amazing Bozo, that bod.
Ooh, I want her so bad.
She's not interested
in nobody, man.
What am I going to do?
I have been thinking
about this all day.
I got a great idea.
OK, I read somewhere if you want
Yeah?
You do it in her food.
Yeah?
And she eats it.
Yeah?
She'll be all over you, man.
I'm telling you just make
sure you get it in her food.
-All right.
-Make sure she eats it, man.
She'll be all over it.
All right, Melvin?
-All right, man.
Can you handle it, Melvin?
I know I can handle it, man.
Hey, there's Mary Lou.
And she's wearing that bikini.
Oh, those nipples.
She's going to eat it
just like I told you.
Just like I told you.
Any minute she'll
be heading our way.
Yep, Mary Lou is
What the?
I don't know.
Hey?
What's that fat slob doing.
She's eating it.
Butch is eating it.
[boing] Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Can't be.
Oh, no, 300 pounds.
I love you.
I want your body.
Do you have something to
tell us there, Howdy Doody?
Well, I guess so if
you're still interested.
Sure, we can going
to use a good nap.
Nap on this, Stub.
Well, my story begins
when I was much younger.
I had a very clear picture
of the girl of my dreams.
(VOICEOVER) Unfortunately,
she was only in the pages
of "Penthouse Magazine."
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
be reading in bed again.
Ah!
(VOICEOVER) My big opportunity
came when my brother Ted and I
went on vacation
down to the Caribbean
where I got to see him in action
with all those gorgeous girls.
(SINGING) Last night
just wasn't long enough.
The cops had to break
us up on the beach.
Well, how about this one?
You can see sleepover.
[MUSIC PLAYING SHRAPNEL,
"SLEEPOVER"]
Eureka!
Ho, ho!
See you later
tonight, Iron Thighs.
I have to go do my nails.
I want to look good for
you all over my body.
You already do, baby.
Wow!
She practically tore
your bathing suit off.
You think she was hot.
You should see her friend.
By the way, fixed you
up with her tonight.
Wow!
A date for me?
Thanks, big brother.
Anything for you, pal.
Listen, tonight don't
embarrass me, OK?
So when you got this
chick in your room, right?
You start banging away at her.
Make sure she's really
screaming loud, all right?
Screaming?
Sure.
Why?
Do I hurt her?
No, it's for the effect.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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