The First Turn-On Page #6
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- 1983
- 88 min
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You're in there banging away.
And she's screaming.
Your buddies are outside, OK?
You're screaming your name.
And you're going,
boy, that Danny.
He's hung like a horse.
Yeah.
Hey, you want another trick?
Always worked for me?
What?
Take a big was of
toilet paper, right?
Shove it down your pants.
Uh-huh.
That way she'll see you--
a nice, big bulge down there.
She's got something
to work with.
You know what I mean?
-Yeah.
You're going to have a
good time tonight, buddy.
Yeah.
[music playing]
Eureka!
Ho, ho, ho!
DANNY (VOICEOVER): Suddenly,
felt a strange heat on my back.
I turned around.
And there she was--
my dream girl.
She was even more
beautiful in person.
I thought I was dreaming.
But, no, it was true.
The girl from the
pages of "Penthouse"
was standing right
in front of me.
I was speechless.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
Before I could make
my move, she was gone.
[music playing]
DANNY (VOICEOVER): Just
when I thought I'd never
see her again, I turned around.
And there she was.
I didn't know if my eyes were
playing tricks on me or what.
So I had to tell my brother.
I said, Ted, Ted,
did you see that?
What?
It's the girl on the
cover of "Penthouse."
She smiled at me.
Huh?
He said--
much time in the sun, pal.
DANNY (VOICEOVER): I figured
maybe I had been out in the sun
too long.
(GERMAN ACCENT)
Hey, boss, look!
The plane!
The plane!
[crash]
DANNY (VOICEOVER):
Ted and I planned
to stick together that night.
He said teamwork was
the name of the game.
Yeah, teamwork.
[music playing]
The last time-- did you
see her on the beach today?
Would you stop messing
around with this magazine?
Look, just turn the centerfold.
Maybe you'll recognize
her from there.
These pages are
all stuck together.
What have you been
doing with this?
Now, listen, why don't you just
forget about girls in magazines
real poontang coming over here
tonight?
Huh?
Gladys.
Gladys, yeah.
Tonight, buddy, you're
going to be a man.
Yeah.
All right, now
these girls are hot.
So we've got to be on our toes.
OK, let's make sure we
have everything set up.
OK.
Got the liquor?
Check.
Reefer.
Check.
Rubbers.
Check.
Petroleum jelly?
Check.
Hey, Danny, tonight, it's just
you and me-- team inseparable.
Yeah.
Teddy, boy.
[purring]
Mona.
Hey, baby, you look
like a million bucks.
You're looking pretty good
tonight yourself, Iron Thighs.
Hey, who is this kid?
It's my little brother, Danny.
You remember him from the beach.
He's supposed to be
with Gladys tonight.
Where is she anyway?
Oh, I forgot to tell her.
I had important things to do.
I had to do my nails.
Hey, are we going to end
up babysitting tonight?
What is this?
No, he was just leaving.
Weren't you, Danny?
Scram.
Beat it.
Here's your hat and your whip.
And here is a dollar.
Why don't you go out
and maybe see a movie
and sleep on the
beach tonight, buddy.
Thanks a lot.
I'll see you in the morning.
OK, Teddy, baby, let's party.
All right!
[music playing]
Wuh?
Hello.
I've been waiting for you.
For me?
Your name is Danny isn't it?
How did you know?
Oh, just a lucky guess.
Have some champagne.
It's wonderful.
Here is too long nights
and deep emotions.
I'll drink to that.
They say if you
wish hard enough,
your dream can come true.
They do?
They say if a
dream can come true,
it'll change your life forever.
They do?
They say that falling
in love is wonderful.
They do?
Yeah.
Wow!
Mona, you're kind of
special to me, you know?
Ah, oh.
I've never met anybody
like you before.
Whoa!
I really think I'm
falling in love with you.
Ted!
Ted, we have the whole
night ahead of us.
I wouldn't want
you peak too soon.
But you've already had seven.
Oh, come one, Danny,
you've been dreaming
about this for a long time.
But I don't understand.
I saw you on the beach today.
And then you disappeared.
And there's a fat
man in your chair.
And what are you
trying to do to me?
I'm going to do to you
exactly what you want me to.
[music playing]
Oh, Mona.
Oh, stop!
Wait!
I don't even know any
I mean, for example,
what's your sign?
I'm Taurus-- the bull.
Oh!
[punch sound]
Oh!
I mean, like where
do you go to school.
What does your father do?
He's a plumber or something.
Who cares?
Well, it's just
that I like to get
to know my man a little
them to that special place.
What's your name again?
Huh?
[music playing]
Danny, your bulge.
Ah!
Danny, you don't
have to impress me.
[crash]
DANNY (VOICEOVER):
Then it happened just
like my brother said it would.
I didn't know if I could live
up to my brother's standards.
[scream]
I'm going to porkyou, you b*tch.
DANNY (VOICEOVER): When I heard
Ted's girl, Mona, screaming,
I knew Ted had
things under control.
[punch sound]
Oh!
God!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, Teddy, I'm so sorry.
Let me rub it for you.
Maybe I can make it feel better.
No, no, get out of here.
Just leave me alone.
Well, thanks for
the lovely evening.
Oh!
[music playing]
DANNY (VOICEOVER): I knew
I had matters well in hand.
Ted would have been proud of me.
I was so excited.
I didn't even notice
that Mona walked in.
would be enough for any girl.
But Mona still wasn't satisfied.
OK, Danny boy, let's party.
Wow!
DANNY (VOICEOVER): So they
taught me how to have an orgy.
That's the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard.
I don't care what
you think, douche bag.
It happened just that way.
We have been stuck
in here all day.
What if they can't find us?
What if they are not
even looking for us?
We've just got to
trust them, Annie.
They'll find us.
I think there's something
terribly wrong here.
Has he had an allergy attack?
Gee, Mr. Zitzler,
have you heard anything
about Danny and the others yet?
No, as a matter off
act, we have not.
Now, it's time for
your dip, Dippy.
Danny and the others.
Danny and the others?
Danny and the others--
it's a rock group coming
into to entertain our campers.
Rock?
Rock?
Oh, you're interested
in rocks, Mrs. Anderson.
Why didn't you just tell
me in the first place?
I've got a rock collection
you'd love to see.
Well, I guess it's time
for the moment of truth.
When is the first
time Miss Nature
Teacher got her pubes parted?
What is the matter with you?
You have a one-track mind.
Why don't you just grow up?
Oh, Miss Maturity, what makes
you better than everyone else?
We all told about the
first time we got laid.
What are you so afraid of?
All right, I'll tell you.
I am proud of my
relationship with Dwayne.
It was perfect.
He was everything
a girl could want.
What a hunk.
What a man.
Even as far back as
junior high school,
Dwayne and I innocently
explored the mysteries
of coming adulthood.
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