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The House Page #7
- You caught me in a cooldown. Whoo!
What'd you put in your pocket?
Very slowly. Very slowly
with the hand, sir.
- Very slowly, take it out of your pocket.
- Okay, Officer. (CHUCKLES)
I think, earlier, you just saw
me put this phone in my pocket,
which is now videotaping you.
I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe.
I am Frank Theodorakis.
I don't feel safe in the woods,
Hello, everyone, I'm Officer Chandler,
and I'm here protecting as well as serving.
What are you, like, doing a PSA?
Well, if you're filming this.
Look at you, you put your
hands on your hips immediately.
You look ridiculous.
I will end you!
I will end your life!
Whoa! Whoa, man!
I'm sorry that I said that, everyone,
and I...
am gonna...
What's that? I'm gonna
respond to this call.
What call? Nothing happened.
It didn't say anything.
There's a disturbance in the force.
There's a disturbance in the police force.
(GASPS)
- (SHRIEKS)
- Dad.
What...
Dad, it's just...
It's just, it's good... Dad!
Don't touch 'em!
Hey, did you see the game?
(YELLS)
Stay away from the meat section!
FRANK:
Hey, there you are.Everybody's looking for you
downstairs. What's going on?
- Hey.
- Hey.
- So many buttholes, so little time, huh?
- Yeah.
You okay, man? You seem a little off today.
(SIGHS) I don't know.
Something's changed, Frank.
And ever since that moment,
I've just been barraged
with a series of
anxiety-induced hallucinations.
They're hallucinations. They're not real.
You know what is real?
This is real.
This is real.
This is real.
And this is real.
And do you know where
all that money came from?
- Hmm.
- From you.
You chopped that guy's finger off,
and the whole town became afraid.
- You know what they're calling you on the street?
- Uh-uh.
The Butcher.
They're so afraid of us,
people are starting to give us
the money they owe us. (CHUCKLES)
I didn't know people owed us money.
Oh, I've been extending lines of credit
to all of our high rollers.
All the casinos do it. It's not a big deal.
Frank, you didn't tell me that.
And that's a huge decision.
You need to let Kate
and I be a part of that.
It's a moot point now, okay? It's done.
Everybody's afraid that
you're gonna take them into the garage
and chop some piece of
their body off. All right?
"The Butcher" is our identity.
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
- Come on in.
- Hey.
- Hey, Reggie.
- Do you guys mind if I...
- Come on in, Reggie.
- REGGIE:
Okay.Hi, uh, Frank. Scott.
Here's that...
Here's that money I owe
you. I'm sorry it's so late.
- Reggie, don't worry about it. It's fine.
- FRANK:
Hey.- You sure about that, Butcher? You happy about that?
- I mean,
don't let it happen again.
Yeah, you b*tch!
You little b*tch!
Hey, Butch, you want me to go get your axe?
Yeah, so I can cut me
off a piece of b*tch meat.
No, I don't want the axe.
Hey, Frank, this feels
Uh-oh. Reggie, is everything
you owe us in there?
- I counted it myself.
Oh. Are you gonna count
it? I don't think...
- FRANK:
Oh.- REGGIE:
Uh-oh.Are you okay?
- I'll handle the counting.
- Okay.
- Get out of here, Reggie!
- Okay.
- Tell your friends what you saw here, Reggie.
- Sorry.
- (DOOR CLOSES)
- That was amazing!
Did you see how scared he got?
Yeah! How did that feel?
- It felt good.
- Yeah.
Yeah, it felt real good.
Hello, Gary.
I understand you have
(GARY GROANING)
No! No!
This is for the Gz,
and this is for the hustlas
KATE:
Come here. Come here.FRANK:
Pay your debts!FRANK:
Get out of the way!SCOTT:
Hi, Crystal!Now let me drop
some more of them keys
It's 19-9-tre
so let me just play
- Where's our money?
- Give it to us!
- FRANK:
You piece of sh*t!- Give us the money!
No, no, no.
(GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
I'm all about the
chronic Bionic ya see
- I'm tired of asking you, Eddie!
- Eat it!
Give us the money, Eddie!
You don't wanna do this, Eddie!
Ya f*** with us
we gots to f*** you up
This is for the Gz and
this is for the hustlas
- This is for the hustlas, now back to the Gz
- (HORN HONKING)
This is for the Gz and
this is for the hustlas
FRANK:
Get out of here!Just walk away, Angela!
Come creepin' through
the fog with my saggin' Deuce
East Side, Long Beach
in a '78 Coupe DeVille
I'm rollin with the G
Funk, bumpin' in my sh*t...
I'm the Butcher.
And I'm the Burner.
Why are you guys talking
like that? Really low?
'Cause we're cool now.
Get on board.
Okay. This is what we're doing from now on.
KATE:
It's weird when you do it.SCOTT:
You sound like Cookie Monster.FRANK:
Well, Cookie Monsterwants some motherfuckin' lobster.
Life is but a dream
It's what you make it
Always try to give
Don't ever take it
Life has its music
Life has it's songs...
ALL:
Oh! (LAUGHING)Madam Treasurer, there's
something for you to sign.
Aw, it's really nice.
I can't accept that.
How would I explain that to my husband?
You can tell your husband
that you're in love with me
and that we're gonna be together.
This is getting out of control, okay?
Yeah, it is.
At first, it was, like, you
know, gifts and trips and things,
but I didn't know where
It was coming from me.
Yeah, but you took it from the town.
And that poor girl's scholarship?
Come on. Look at these
budget numbers, okay?
We are 300 grand short.
We're gonna get audited, and
we're gonna lose our jobs.
We're probably gonna go to jail, okay?
Just stop.
At first it... Stop. It was like...
Stop, stop.
Stop. Stop it.
I think, next year, when Alex is gone,
we do this every Tuesday night.
- KATE:
Yay! Cheers, team.- Hooray!
- We look great.
- SCOTT:
We do.- We should dress like this every night.
- Yeah.
It's been a pretty tough year for me.
And I just wanna say
thank you to both of you.
This might be the best night of my...
- What?
- What?
KATE:
(GASPS) Raina?SCOTT:
Hey. Easy, tiger. It's okay.We knew this day would come. Okay?
Scott, Kate, excuse me.
I'm gonna go get my wife back.
Hold on, buddy. Frank.
Frank?
Hey, pal. There's no reservations...
(GROANING)
- FRANK:
He's very strong!- Frank!
(CROWD GASPS)
FRANK:
At least I have my dignity.(FARTING)
I don't understand why
you're talking to me.
Go arrest that guy. He attacked me.
Mr. Theodorakis, I talked to him.
He said that you attacked him,
and then you grabbed his man bun.
What? I don't remember any of that.
Officer Chandler, what's going on here?
CHANDLER:
It's beena hell of a night.
of violence all over
town, and no one's talking.
Well, no one's talking 'cause
there's nothing to talk about, so...
(SHUSHING)
- What's your deal, Johansen?
- SCOTT:
No deal.You got a deal, Bob?
No deal here.
Yeah.
I would advise you to put that
away. I'm a police officer.
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