The Jeff Dunham Show Page #3
Season #1 Episode #1- Year:
- 2009
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Nolan:
Alright, Bubba J, the first rule is to always keep the gun pointed in a safe direction.Bubba J:
Don't point it at anybody that you like?Nolan:
No. Don't point it at anyone at all.Bubba J:
Unless you're gonna kill him.Nolan:
You're not gonna kill anybody, today. This one is a 44 Magnum. This has a hammer spur so you can cock it, and shoot it.Bubba J:
You said "Cock".Nolan:
Or you can just pull the trigger without cocking the hammer back.Bubba J:
You said cocking.Nolan:
Ok. So..Bubba J:
You're not sense of humor kinda guy. Cock is fun.Nolan:
We're focusing on safety. So, aiming guns at people, saying the word cock, things like that.. We're just gonna focus on words like "safety".Bubba J:
Don't aim your cock.Nolan:
Ok. So let's go.Bubba J:
Are you practicing to get drugs? My worst nightmare. A chick with a gun. Happy Hannukkah, ***********!Bubba I gotta tell you, I love your gun.
Joe:
Oh, thanks, I love it too.Bubba J:
So, Joe, what do you do when you ain't shooting guns?Joe:
I'm a retired music teacher.Bubba J:
You're a retarded music teacher?Joe:
Pardon?Bubba J:
What'd you do before you were a music teacher?Joe:
I was an interrogator in Vietnam.Bubba J:
Whoa, Vietnam?Joe:
That's right.Bubba J:
Did you make it back?Bubba J:
So, what other hobbies do you have, Joe?Joe:
I sing in a choir.Bubba J:
That's cool.Joe:
Yeah. Two years ago we sang in Carnegie Hall.Jeff:
I did a show in Carnegie Hall.Bubba J:
Excuse us, we're talking here. You know, Joe, there's something else I love, and that's the beer.Joe:
Well, Bubba J, I love beer too.Bubba J:
You do?Bubba J:
Guns and beer. Beer and guns. You know, Joe, if you didn't have a dog, i'd marry you.Jeff:
So, Bubba J, you and Joe became great friends.Bubba J:
Yeah, we sure did.Jeff:
Are you planning to get together again soon?Bubba J:
No, it's over.Jeff:
What happened?Bubba J:
I saw Joe shooting with another man.Jeff:
So?Bubba J:
I don't wanna be with a tramp.Jeff:
Well, Bubba J, our show's almost over. You're gonna join us next week?Bubba J:
Where?Jeff:
On my show.Bubba J:
You have a show? Congratulations!Jeff:
Thanks for joining us. And thanks to Brooke Hogan. We'll see you all next week.Bubba J:
Good night!(End)
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