The Jeff Dunham Show Page #3

Season #1 Episode #6
Genre: Comedy
Year:
2009
107 Views


"Hello, Bubba. Welcome to Glenwood Studios today. My name is Cache.

Bubba J:
Oh, hi, Cache.

"How are you doing? Um, Bubba, I want to introduce you

to my engineer. He's my assistant, Tony."

Bubba J:
He drives a train?

"Um, no, he helps me out in the studio."

"How you doing?"

Bubba J:
I like gay guys. They talk to you nicer.

"So, Bubba, today we're going to be making some ringtones. Um, do you know what a ringtone is?"

Bubba J:
No, how do we make them?

"Uh, what we're gonna do is we're gonna have you record some speech into a microphone."

Bubba J:
I have to give a speech?

"Uh, you're just gonna say what's on the script right here."

Bubba J:
I have to read?

"Okay, Bubba, can you hear me from the control room?

Bubba J:
Where'd that come from?

"It's just the headphones, Bubba. Nothing to be scared of. It is too... How about now?"

Bubba J:
Okay, okay, I'm getting used to it now. Cache?

"Yes, Bubba?"

Bubba J:
What is a ringtone?

"Do you want me to explain it again?

Bubba J:
No, I just want you to explain it.

"A ringtone, Bubba, is gonna be a voice on a cell phone."

Bubba J:
Okay, I think I got it again.

"Okay, Bubba, I think we're ready for you in here."

Bubba J:
Okay, here we go. I gotta concentrate. Ready?

"Okay, we're ready. Let's do it."

Bubba J:
Hope you're not in the ghetto, cause now they know you have a cell phone! I'm gonna buy that one. That's funny.

"That's a good one."

Bubba J:
Okay, ready? B*obs and beer! B*obs and beer! I like to suck on them both! Something's buzzing and it ain't your vibrator!

"I think that was it. The last one was perfect."

Bubba J:
Where'd this thing in front of my face come from?

Bubba J (on phone): B*obs and beer! B*obs and beer!

I like to suck on them both! B*obs and beer! B*obs...

Bubba J:
That made you look stupid!

Jeff:
So, Bubba J, what did you enjoy most about recording the ringtones?

Bubba J:
B*obs and beer! B*obs and beer!

Jeff:
I think we're out of time tonight. Let's thank a few folks.

Bubba J:
Okay.

Jeff:
Our special thanks, to Camp Pendleton, United States Marines. And of course, the Jeff Dunham Show dancers! Thanks a lot, and we'll see you next time!

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Jeff Dunham

Jeffrey "Jeff" Dunham (born April 18, 1962) is an American ventriloquist and comedian who has also appeared on numerous television shows, including Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show and Sonny With a Chance. He has six specials that run on Comedy Central: Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself, Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity, Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos, Jeff Dunham: Minding the Monsters, and Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map. Dunham also starred in The Jeff Dunham Show, a series on the network in 2009.His style has been described as "a dressed-down, more digestible version of Don Rickles with multiple personality disorder". Describing his characters, Time magazine said, "All of them are politically incorrect, gratuitously insulting and ill tempered." Dunham has been credited with reviving ventriloquism, and doing more to promote the art form than anyone since Edgar Bergen.Dunham has been called "America's favorite comedian" by Slate.com, and according to the concert industry publication Pollstar, he is the top-grossing standup act in North America, and is among the most successful acts in Europe as well. As of November 2009, he has sold over four million DVDs, an additional $7 million in merchandise sales, and received more than 350 million hits on YouTube as of October 2009 (his introduction of Achmed the Dead Terrorist in Spark of Insanity was ranked as the ninth most watched YouTube video at the time). A Very Special Christmas Special was the most-watched telecast in Comedy Central history, with its DVD selling over 400,000 in its first two weeks. Forbes.com ranked Dunham as the third highest-paid comedian in the United States behind Jerry Seinfeld and Chris Rock, and reported that he was one of the highest-earning comics from June 2008 to June 2009, earning approximately $30 million during that period. Dunham also does occasional acting roles. He achieved the Guinness Book of World Records record for "Most tickets sold for a stand-up comedy tour" for his Spark of Insanity tour, performing in 386 venues worldwide. more…

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