The Jeff Dunham Show Page #3
Season #1 Episode #6- Year:
- 2009
- 107 Views
"Hello, Bubba. Welcome to Glenwood Studios today. My name is Cache.
Bubba J:
Oh, hi, Cache."How are you doing? Um, Bubba, I want to introduce you
to my engineer. He's my assistant, Tony."
Bubba J:
He drives a train?"Um, no, he helps me out in the studio."
"How you doing?"
Bubba J:
I like gay guys. They talk to you nicer."So, Bubba, today we're going to be making some ringtones. Um, do you know what a ringtone is?"
Bubba J:
No, how do we make them?"Uh, what we're gonna do is we're gonna have you record some speech into a microphone."
Bubba J:
I have to give a speech?"Uh, you're just gonna say what's on the script right here."
Bubba J:
I have to read?"Okay, Bubba, can you hear me from the control room?
Bubba J:
Where'd that come from?"It's just the headphones, Bubba. Nothing to be scared of. It is too... How about now?"
Bubba J:
Okay, okay, I'm getting used to it now. Cache?"Yes, Bubba?"
Bubba J:
What is a ringtone?"Do you want me to explain it again?
Bubba J:
No, I just want you to explain it."A ringtone, Bubba, is gonna be a voice on a cell phone."
Bubba J:
Okay, I think I got it again."Okay, Bubba, I think we're ready for you in here."
Bubba J:
Okay, here we go. I gotta concentrate. Ready?"Okay, we're ready. Let's do it."
Bubba J:
Hope you're not in the ghetto, cause now they know you have a cell phone! I'm gonna buy that one. That's funny."That's a good one."
Bubba J:
Okay, ready? B*obs and beer! B*obs and beer! I like to suck on them both! Something's buzzing and it ain't your vibrator!"I think that was it. The last one was perfect."
Bubba J:
Where'd this thing in front of my face come from?Bubba J (on phone): B*obs and beer! B*obs and beer!
I like to suck on them both! B*obs and beer! B*obs...
Bubba J:
That made you look stupid!Jeff:
So, Bubba J, what did you enjoy most about recording the ringtones?Bubba J:
B*obs and beer! B*obs and beer!Jeff:
I think we're out of time tonight. Let's thank a few folks.Bubba J:
Okay.Jeff:
Our special thanks, to Camp Pendleton, United States Marines. And of course, the Jeff Dunham Show dancers! Thanks a lot, and we'll see you next time!
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The Jeff Dunham Show" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 28 Dec. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_jeff_dunham_show_24155>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In