The Kings of Summer Page #4
God, man, you're
so doom and gloom
all the time.
Just enjoy this.
It's not doom and gloom, bro.
I just found a copperhead
skin two hours ago.
I read once that animals
see fear as a color.
I thought you can't read.
No, I can read.
I can't cry.
Well, there you go.
Okay, we traced
Joe and Patrick's cell phones
to this bus.
Savanovic, Dietzel,
check under the seats,
see if the bathroom's locked.
This is an artist's projection
of what he might look like now.
The beard may be a little full.
They aren't here.
This is a waste
of real time, Davis.
You can check under
the bus if you want.
There's not a lot of air
that can make it
under there, but...
Listen to me. Our son ran away
about eight years ago.
- I'm sorry. Did he come back?
- So, he came back?
- Well, it was a really hard time
for us. -Uh, thank you.
Jesus, we don't need this
right now, sir. Are you okay?
- Uh, what does he mean?
- He doesn't mean anything.
- You need to lean on each other.
- Sir.
- Oh, my God.
- Get him back on the bus.
- Davis. -No, I don't want
to get on the bus.
I'm a licensed therapist!
This is Joe's bag.
It's empty.
- That's Patrick's phone.
- That's Joe's.
Some dude had a beeper?
That's dope.
W-Wait a minute.
What... what is that?
What does that mean?
It's a Monopoly piece.
My piece.
He's taunting me.
He's like the Zodiac Killer.
Okay, the worst thing you can do
is hope right now.
I'm just letting you know.
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
We have to do this for real.
Ready?
One, two...
a-one, two, three, four!
Cheers.
We have water, shelter.
We can put a balanced meal
on the table.
I mean, we answer to no one.
We're men.
Just now?
Just happened?
Just happened, man.
You don't say.
All I'm saying
is that if anything
was missing from all of this...
...it'd be a woman's touch.
We have Biaggio.
Doesn't count.
- Right here. Hey, hey, hey.
- Oh, what, what?
Hey.
- Hello.
- Got to get my drink on.
Hi. Do you guys want anything?
Uh, I got a Titleist right here.
It's worth like $3.50,
so if I could get
a Sun Chips and a beer
and then 50 cents
in change,
that would be fantastic.
Okay, well, we do not
run on a barter system.
What the f***
is a "barger" system?
- Barter.
- Barger?
When you use equal goods
or services instead of cash.
So you admit that these
are equal goods
- in your barger system.
- Yeah, but we
do not run on a barter system.
That's not the point.
You're on the news, Joe.
Your dad was on K-19.
Okay, please.
My dad is loving
every second of this, okay?
No, Joe, I seriously doubt that.
So, uh...
...does Patrick have a really
big, crazy beard now, too?
Yeah, yeah, his is a little
more serious than mine.
I have... I have thin hair.
You know, you have to groom it.
Oh, right.
Yeah, like Paul's
sick-ass goatee?
Uh...
I guess you wouldn't
have heard...
Paul and I broke up.
Oh.
This isn't over, Kelly.
This isn't over, Kelly!
Uh... uh, no,
I did not catch wind of that.
Um...
I'm sorry, though.
I, uh, came here actually
to invite you to dinner.
Uh, sort of like a...
a housewarming thing.
- If you want.
- Yeah, obviously I want to,
but how do I...
how do I get there?
Do I have to...
be blindfolded
or something?
In all seriousness,
it's of
absolute vital importance
that you not tell anyone,
- not bring anyone. No one.
- Yes.
- This is life or death, Kelly.
- Okay, okay, okay.
Okay.
B*tch.
Joe.
Dude.
Biaggio.
You're camouflaged horribly.
Dude!
Where's Joe?
What's up, man?
What's up?
Have you seen Joe?
No, I don't know
where he is.
But where's Biaggio?
You're right here.
You're right... Oh, God.
Okay, fine, fine.
We bought a few chickens.
Less than 30, more than 25.
But the fact
is Biaggio and I
have been hunting and getting
pretty goddamn dangerous
out there.
This is hypocrisy.
Joe, listen to yourself.
How can you sleep at night?
Look, I can deal with the fact
that the chickens
were store-bought.
Okay? I can.
that the loaded potato
isn't Biaggio's recipe.
No. No, no, that
actually really is.
I... I honestly have no idea
where he's getting chives.
So, um, can I pass or...?
Judy keeps saying
that wherever they are,
at least they have each other.
sometimes, you know?
I got to
wonder whose idea it all was.
Yeah.
Wait, are you serious?
It could have been
Patrick's idea.
No way. Oh, my gosh.
Joe is the one who drove them
to the movies
when they were nine.
Remember?
Only reason they got caught
is 'cause they went
through a drive-through.
Sunfish. Damn it.
Joe is the one who tied
Patrick's pet turtle to a kite.
Wanted to send him up
into space.
I forgot about that.
Are you laughing?
Are you laughing at that?
It was... it was more
of a laugh of admiration.
For the murder
of a turtle?
The turtle died, then?
Yeah, the turtle
died, Frank.
I suppose that's a shame.
The problem is
Joe's a mama's boy.
Clarissa was good for him.
She just let him be.
Something about his innate
sense of menace
seemed to charm her.
Now it's just the two of us.
I mean, our sons did run away.
They don't... they don't want
to be with us.
They don't want
to live in our houses.
I guess maybe... we did do
something wrong, you know?
What the heck?
Ah.
Patrick is the one
who set up Bicycle Olympics
That was a nice
$1,300 repair job.
I never called you about that.
Thought we were having
a moment just then, Frank.
And Bicycle Olympics
was Joe's idea.
Goddamn it.
Joe, I love it here.
I want to spend the rest
of my days with you.
That's an emotional fact for me.
Yes, but...
But I worry.
I can't keep my brain
from worrying.
My...
my woman brain.
Ah, my sweet Kelly,
why should we let it
ruin this moment?
Joe!
It's time to come home.
Leave us, Frank.
The forest is ours.
You're out of your depth.
You made a fool of me
in front of the whole town, boy.
A harlequin.
He is a man grown, and his path
is his own to choose.
Silence, land-trunt.
You win.
Perfect.
Joe. Hey, bro,
we got company.
Lots of company.
Hi, brother.
All right.
This is so great, Joe.
Yo, bros,
what did you guys do
with this chicken?
Melts in your
goddamn mouth, right?
So, um, do you guys eat
the same thing every night?
Yeah, a lot of chicken.
They're everywhere here.
- Right, Joe?
- Oh.
All sorts of them.
Yeah, Patrick, um,
of the gathering,
you know, berries, roots.
I take care of the meat
and the protein.
And the shopping.
I do the hunting.
So, Biaggio, what do you do?
I met a dog the other day
that taught me how to die.
Yeah, uh, Biaggio here,
he's a...
he's a real renaissance man.
I have incredible focus.
You should see his hands.
So quick.
This cat right here,
he can snatch trout
right out
of the goddamn stream.
Just...
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