The Kitchen Page #6
I tried to be honest with her.
She couldn't appreciate that.
So, does that mean
I should be alone for the rest of my life?
No.
No.
Maybe, like, for like two weeks
so people don't talk.
I don't care
what people say. You don't?
No. I want to be with you.
No. You do?
Yeah. Come here.
Give me a kiss. No!
Give me a kiss.
No!
Then go get my computer.
Please?
It's got all my drawings
and designs on there.
No.
Please.
Okay. I can do that.
- Okay, hurry.
- Okay.
She is like a puppet
on a string.
Some people like
to help others.
It's an admirable trait.
What are you even doing here?
You know exactly
what I'm doing here.
Like a thief in the night.
What?
Come on, don't play games.
We don't have a lot of time.
[ Scoffs ]
You've got to be joking.
After you told Pam
about that girl that we picked up?
I didn't tell her anything.
Those pictures
were on my computer, and she saw them.
Really?
Take 'em off.
Sit down.
No.
# [ Man Singing Ballad,
Faint ] #
[ Moaning Softly ]
[ Mutters ]
Isn't that that guy Paul? And is that...
Shut up.
[ Moans ]
# [ Ballad Continues ]
[ Moaning ]
Hey, a**hole!
[ Shrieks ] Hey!
- What the f***!
- You better get out of here before I call the cops.
You don't even live here!
Shut up, b*tch!
Jesus Christ!
You're out of your mind!
What's going on?
Penny, she's got my computer.
Just give it to me
and I'll get out of here.
What are you doing?
[ Penny ] Okay, great.
Those are my drawings,
my designs! F***!
- Paul!
- That was awesome!
You threw it out the window
as if it was...
Penny is a Nazi.
Jennifer acts like she owns
the world and pisses perfume.
Not that bad.
Can't wait till life
smacks them around some.
[ Earring Clatters
On Floor ] F***.
How do I look?
- Um...
- Where's the bathroom?
There's two. One down the hallway.
There's one down there.
People seem to like
to walk away while I'm talking.
Oh, dude.
She went to town. [ Man Laughs ]
Stan!
[ Man ] Man, she made
such a big deal.
Did you see that?
What a f***in' mess.
That was badass.
# [ Mid-tempo Rock ]
[ Brent ]
Aw! You're walking away.
If you would turn around...
Where are you guys going?
[ Laughs ]
Which one of you
is the birthday girl?
[ Laughs ]
Hey! Just go away.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Give me that.
Okay. There we go.
Oh, my God.
Stan, can you
do something about this?
Give me a smile.
Okay. All right, all right, all right.
Stop, stop, stop.
Let's take a break, big guy.
This is how I make my living.
I know. I know. I know.
I take photographs.
Stan, the unlikely watchdog.
He's my tiny little poodle
with the big bite.
[ Cap Pops ]
How many of those have you had?
Not enough.
Relax. It's my birthday.
Okay?
What...
What happened here?
Don't worry about it.
Where were you?
When?
Just now I went
looking for you.
Oh. Just now?
Just now I was with Marco.
Who's that?
I have no idea.
But I kissed him.
You did not.
I did.
You slut.
I know.
How was it?
I don't know. It was weird.
It wasn't... It wasn't like kissing Paul.
Good.
Don't do it again.
Why shouldn't I kiss him again?
Because you're not of sound mind right now.
You just broke up
with your boyfriend.
Besides, you should just try being
single for once in your entire life.
I am. That's why
I'm trying to, like,
you know, get back in the game,
get it over with.
Don't do that.
That's what guys do.
It is?
Yeah, they get dumped,
and then they go out
and they f*** the first thing they see.
It's gross.
But we don't do that?
No.
Why not?
Because we have class
and we have style,
and our maturity levels
are off the charts.
I mean, seriously, if we were
dating our male equivalents maturity-wise,
we would probably
be dating a guy that was 140 years old.
- Jennifer!
- Marco!
[ Kisses, Blows ]
[ Kisses, Blows ]
[ Chuckles ]
What was that?
That was Marco.
What's up
with the hand signals? Is he deaf?
He doesn't speak any English.
What is he doing in America?
As far as I'm concerned...
[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
He's here to make out
with me on my birthday. [ Chuckles ]
[ Ringing Continues ]
Hello?
Vladimir.
Are you having any trouble
finding the place?
Oh.
Okay, can I buy you lunch on Monday,
and we can talk about everything.
Okay.
[ Sighs ]
No, I understand. Thank you.
What did he say?
He thought about it and he...
is deciding to stay with Pace.
Sh*t.
Where does that leave you?
With four walls
and nothing to hang on them.
God, get this thing
away from me.
Look at what you almost did.
Good.
[ Both Laugh ]
On three.
[ Together ] One, two...
- [ Paul ]
God, that hurts. - [ Kim, Indistinct ]
I need a medic.
What the f***
are you doing here? He twisted his ankle.
[ Penny ]
No way. You get him out of here right now.
I can't walk, okay?
He's hurt!
- Do you have any ice?
- No, not for him.
- We do not have
any f***ing ice. - Use these!
How did you hurt yourself?
Who cares?
The two of you get him out
to the curb right now.
We were trying to jump the fence
and he fell down and he twisted his ankle.
Um, why are you with Kim?
[ Scoffs ]
I'm sorry. Since when?
Since you dumped him.
Um, since she came to her senses.
He's a cheating piece of sh*t.
You guys need to go.
[ Kim ] Look, things happen.
You don't have to get
so upset about it, Penny.
You know what?
You f***ing deserve each other.
- Paul and I are going to be happy together.
- I'm sure you will be.
Kim, we can just talk
about this in private. Oh.
You guys need
to leave right now.
You know, just...
What do we need to talk about?
What a great idea.
Why don't you talk about the fact...
that his fingers actually smell
like your friend Amanda's p*ssy.
That's a great
conversation starter.
Paul!
Uh... [ Laughs ]
She has no credibility.
You gonna listen to her?
You guys need to leave
right f***ing now! What, me?
Yes!
Why?
You do not get
to break my heart...
and then sit there
with your feet up.
Jennifer, please,
could you not be hysterical?
- I've really hurt myself.
- You're hurt on the outside.
The outside actually heals,
you prick!
- Ow!
- Good! I hope it f***ing hurts!
- Give me that.
- Oh!
- [ Squeals ]
- Ow! Oh, God.
- All right, yeah.
- Oh, my God.
- Come on. Once is enough.
- Is it okay? Does it look bad?
Oh, my God.
She's f***ing crazy!
I just wanna smash
his smug face. I know. I know.
- Why did you tell me?
- Tell you what?
Why did you wait until
the day before my birthday...
to tell me you were sleeping
with other women?
I thought somebody
was going to tell you.
So what?
So I thought
if I told you first, you wouldn't hate me.
I don't want you
to hate me, Jennifer.
- Of course I f***ing hate you!
- We gotta get out of here.
- Why?
- 'Cause, God, you're such a stupid little boy.
No. Come on.
You know what?
The reason I didn't want you
to design my gallery...
is because you're
an awful architect.
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