The LEGO Batman Movie Page #10

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Batman programmed me to obey him.

But he didn't say to not not rescue him.

What are they doing?

Come on, guys. Let's hustle.

Gotham City's not gonna blow itself up.

Well, hello!

'Puter, go to super-secret stealth mode.

- Hold on!

- No!

Evil buddies, those are my last three

painful reminders of Batman.

Run!

Come on, Alfred. This way.

Wait, where's Dick?

The little guy? He's over there.

Initializing Batcave operating system.

What's he doing?

I've gotta save my family!

Just think.

- What would Batman do?

- What?

I know. Not listen to anyone else.

Be mean to people.

Destroy as much property as possible.

Talk in a really low, gravelly voice.

And go it alone.

Kid, don't do that.

Atomic batteries to power.

Turbines to speed.

Don't do what I would do!

I never even taught you how to drive!

Hold on a second, Brick Lady.

I'm so sorry.

I need to get down there and stop this.

I can't let you go.

My boss will be really mad at me.

Yeah. But I bet your boss would be happy

if you were able to get

all those bad guys back in here.

Hmm. She sure would.

Then let me try.

Let me get down there and help them.

But haven't you tried that before?

This way, Alfred.

You do the same thing over and over.

What's gonna change?

No!

I know what I need to do.

Just give me 24 hours, and I'll come back.

Whoa!

You've gotta let me go

down there and save them.

I'll do whatever you want.

- Please.

- Exterminate!

Please.

Okay, but I need all the bad guys

locked up in here.

I promise.

And I mean all of them.

One of these buttons

has to save my friends.

Self-destruct mode activated.

Self what?

- Master Dick!

- No!

Dick!

Look who's bat!

What?

Everyone okay? Dick, Alfred, Barbara.

- Are you guys...

- We're fine, Batman.

Listen, I just wanted to say

that I'm really,

really, really,

really, really, really,

really, really...

s-s-s...

Soooo...

Sorry?

Yeah. Whoo! I did it!

I don't even know why

you bothered coming back.

I was

afraid.

What?

The reason I came back

was the same reason I left you.

I was afraid

of feeling

the pain you feel

when you lose

someone close to you.

Gotham needs us.

So I came back to do this.

Flip.

Flip? What is that? I don't...

You gotta turn around.

I call it the Babs-Signal.

And I'm flipping the switch for you.

Because saving this city

is too big a job for one person.

Flip, flip.

So, what do you say, Commish?

Will you work with me?

I need your help.

I thought you'd never ask.

I'm very, very proud of you, sir.

But there's still only four of us

against Joker's entire army.

That's why I called in some backup.

Flip! Flip! Flip! Flip!

- Whoa!

- We saw your signal,

and we came to help.

Joker may be done with us,

but we're not done with him.

We will be the Joker's reckoning.

Joker said mean stuff to us.

You were right, Barbara.

It takes a village. Not a Batman.

Okay. Everybody, listen up.

These monsters want to destroy

Gotham City.

That's right. We need sick new vehicles.

An arsenal of advanced weaponry.

Costumes that suit

our individual personalities.

Rip!

And code names

to use on our walkie-talkies.

Call it out!

Your name is Lady Bat.

- Lady Bat?

- Bat Lady.

- Veto! Nope. What?

- El Batarina. Soccer Mom... Bat?

How about a cool costume?

Nice!

That one's called Batgirl.

If you call me Batgirl,

can I call you Batboy?

And lastly, a coordinated attack strategy,

and a kick-butt theme song!

Robin?

My superhero code name.

Oh, yeah. Hit it!

Got it!

No!

Absolutely not.

This music is filling me with rage.

Let's use it!

All right, team. I'm going to need to

know your special powers.

I'm a giant clay person!

- I'm irritating.

- I have a sack for a face.

I make unpredictable decisions.

I raise the stakes!

I can squirt ketchup!

Nice! Orca.

I'm a whale!

Oh, we got this covered!

Go team!

Whale, yeah!

Shh. Quiet.

Who's laying down those funky beats?

- We are!

- Meow, meow!

Batman?

Evil army, get rid of them!

Team Gotham Family,

activate!

Voldy's got this.

Here we go!

Yeah!

Bombarda!

Smash! Smash! Smash!

- Whoa.

- Batman, take out Joker's bomb.

I'll get that Projector!

10-4, Co-Go.

Freeze, Clayface, take this guy out!

Coming through!

Okay, Alfred, bring the pain.

Bringing it, sir. For Queen and country!

You just got Union Jacked!

Robin, get ready.

I'm about to teach you

some father-and-son stuff.

First, driving.

- Put your hands at 10 and 2.

- Okay.

Now, fly! Turn left!

Run over these skeletons.

Now drive up the wall!

- Great driving.

- Thanks, Padre.

Yeah!

Okay, Robin.

Together, we're gonna

punch these guys so hard,

words describing the impact

are gonna spontaneously materialize

out of thin air.

Yeah!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

High five!

Stop moving around, you Muggles.

All right, team, let's shut him down.

Orca! You're up, baby!

You wanna see a magic trick?

I'm gonna make you disappear.

- Wingardium Levio...

- Me-yoink!

Wingardium Levio... Shut up!

No!

Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy!

Fudgecake!

Whoo! Here we go, Bat Team!

Batman, think fast!

Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guy!

Robin, go long.

- Nice grab.

- Yeah!

Oh, my gosh. Yes!

Here you go, Grandpa.

Hey, Batman!

Get off my padre!

It wasn't useless after all.

End this, Batgirl!

Adis, shark.

Okay, BRB, guys.

I'm gonna go defuse that...

This is the end of Gotham City!

As I predicted, we're doomed!

We're not doomed. I got this.

Everyone, grab on to me.

Gotcha.

Come on, guys.

We need to hold this city together.

Batrope, no!

Everybody, run!

No! We have to stick together.

Right, Batman?

We need to use our heads!

Maybe we should build something together.

- Heads.

- Stick together.

- Build something.

- Together.

- Build.

- Together. Together.

We should build something together.

I got it.

You're right, Babs.

We need to stick together.

Literally.

Robin, quick. Give me a boost.

On it, Padre.

We're gonna stick together,

using our heads,

and the most powerful weapon of all.

Shredded abs. Let's do this.

- Meow, meow.

- Yeah, let's do this.

- Ready?

- Here we go.

You got this, Alfred?

Yes, sir. Abs of steel.

Great! Now you bend,

and I'll grab the other side!

No!

- Batman, what's going on?

- Are you okay?

I've got you.

Joker!

Please, help us!

No! I'm not gonna help you.

At least if this city is destroyed,

I'll die knowing

I'm your greatest enemy!

I'm gonna have to die to know it.

Shut up, Joker! If there's no Gotham,

then I'll never get to fight you again.

What?

You're the reason why I get up

at 4:
00 in the afternoon

and pump iron

until my chest is positively sick.

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