The LEGO Batman Movie Page #6
I'm not here to throw down or anything.
Okay. Sure, sure, sure.
Hey, listen. Thank me later,
but I just happened to be in the hood.
And I figured that you could
probably use the...
...company.
Wait a minute.
Are you... Are you having
the "57th Annual Justice
League Anniversary Party"
- without me?
- No.
No! No! No!
No! There must have been
some mistake with the email.
That's crazy, man.
Totally! Yes, email mistakes
happen all the time.
Sometimes I don't get
Superman's emails for
years.
Great point, G.L. Great point.
All right.
Well, that clears up everything, right?
Enjoy the party, bro.
I'm Superman at the super party
I'm Superman at the super party
Hey-hey
Hey, Batman.
Do you wanna take a quick pic?
Sure. Where do you want me?
Right there is perfect.
- Here's the camera.
- Oh.
Okay, party people, get together.
Yeah. Everybody say...
Super Friends!
Let me see it! Let me see!
Classic! We got everyone.
Yeah, everyone.
Thanks, Batman.
Yeah, no problem. I did, like, a burst.
This party is the bomb!
Look at me! More like
Martian Dance Hunter, am I right?
'Puter, call kid.
Bat-Dad?
How's it going?
'Cause everything is
going great down here.
I can see the target.
But there's some kind of laser energy
thing that I can't get through.
Okay. I'll see if I can shut it off.
But I'm gonna have to make up an excuse
to leave this party without anyone noticing.
Bye.
Kid, tell me when it's off, all right?
- Now?
- No.
- Now?
- No.
- Now?
- Not quite.
- Now?
- No.
- My son...
- No.
These irreplaceable crystals contain all
my knowledge, which I now pass on to...
Darn it. It's gotta be one of these.
Is this the one?
O.M. gosh! You did it, Padre! It's off!
Okay.
Now you gotta make your way
to the Atomic Cauldron
and get that Phantom Zone Projector.
- Do exactly as I say.
- 10-4!
Okay. Jump!
Do a front flip. Do a backflip.
Run, run, run. Drop.
That's excellent listening.
Shimmy.
Strafe-left. Strafe-right.
Avoid.
Hey, I was thinking.
If I'm gonna be a superhero,
and go on awesome superhero missions
like this one, can we use code names?
Mine can be Robin.
- I'm sorry, say that again?
- Robin!
As in the small, Midwestern frail bird?
Yeah, and I already have a catch phrase.
Tweet, tweet, on the street.
- Hard pass.
- And a song.
Fly, Robin, fly
Harder pass. Now slide!
Okay, kid. I'm gonna teach you
how to masterbuild your way
inside that thing.
Yay!
Grab those 2x6's, pull out the axle studs,
disconnect the 6x10 plates.
Like this?
Whoa! Unbelievable obeying.
Now, let's ride.
Toes to the nose.
Now you're gleaming the cube.
- Yeah!
- Now, get creative.
Freestyle a little bit.
Oh, that's good, kid!
It's like looking in a Bat-mirror.
Okay. Leap.
- I've got the Projector, Dad.
- Booyah!
Now do everything we just did backwards.
Oh.
Oh! Here you go, Dad. We did it!
Yeah! Mission accomplished. That was fun!
You okay, Batman?
You seem the opposite of stern.
Yeah, I'm fine. It's just
watching you out there,
it was like the world wasn't
all darkness anymore.
For a brief moment
I could have sworn I felt something.
That feeling is pride, sir.
You're right.
I am super proud.
Of myself.
For being such a good teacher, obviously.
Yeah, you're a great teacher.
I am?
Yeah! I wanna be just like you
when I grow up, Padre!
Wait, what did you call me?
I called you Padre.
It's Spanish for "Dad." Sorry.
Well, isn't it also a cool Spanish way
to say "buddy"?
Yeah, I could've been saying it that way.
Then I'll allow it.
Oh, you're such a great padre!
What are you doing?
I'm trying to give you a big old hug.
Thought you were attacking me.
Hey, you up for another
to defeat the Joker?
Oh, I am down to stop that clown.
But I don't wanna make
my other dad, Bruce Wayne, angry.
Do you think we'll be done
before my bedtime?
Bedtime?
Batman's life lesson number two.
Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
Yes!
So, what's the vigilante policy
on cookies?
Unlimited!
All right, kid.
We need to avoid Commissioner Gordon.
When going stealth,
you gotta hide every part of you,
physically and emotionally.
- Got it?
- Yeah!
Already failed.
Now, what I need you to do
is use the naturally dark areas
of your costume,
and integrate into the dark parts
of this environment.
Okay.
- Can you see me?
- Yes.
- How about now?
- Yes.
- What about now? Now?
- Yes.
Yes. You're a goner, kid.
- Batman?
- Barbara!
Batman? Batman!
Hey, there. Look at you.
- Who's this?
- Hi, police lady.
- Is that your son?
- Yes, I am.
Is that my son... No, that's just weird.
It's weirder if it's not your son.
Right. No, I don't...
I'm not in a relationship or anything.
I could have a kid.
I mean, if I met the right lady,
and if she was just standing
right in front of me,
and we looked at each other and thought,
"Hey, let's do this."
"Let's be together."
- Batman?
- Yes?
I hope you're back because you've decided
to work together
on the Joker case.
Uh...
Yeah. Absolutely!
Great.
Ooh. Arkham Asylum.
- So, before we question the Joker...
- Uh-huh.
...I'm gonna need you to hand
over all your weapons.
I mean, I don't know if I have anything...
Oh!
I just got a couple here. There.
- Is that it?
- Yeah.
Oh. Of course.
Anything in your cape?
Under your cowl?
And your shoes.
There we go.
Uh... This is really uncomfortable.
Sorry. My shoes are part of my pants.
Oops.
- Batman?
- Yes?
Why is your "not son"
trying to smuggle
the Phantom Zone Projector into Arkham?
What? Hey, kid. What is this?
Batman, give me
the Phantom Zone Projector.
- No.
- Batman!
Give me the Phantom Zone Projector!
Give it to me!
No, no, no! Whoa! Nice.
at Harvard for Police.
Oh, yeah? Well, guess who got
a PhD in smoke bombs!
Dr. Batman.
Guards! Get them!
Freeze, Batman!
Hey, kid. This is a training exercise.
These guys are my bros.
- Go ahead and take a couple of them out.
- Cool!
- Hey, Frank.
- You want a piece of Robin?
- Barney! Nice compound fracture!
- How'd you like a punch, Glen?
Code Red!
I need total security lockdown, now!
Om!
'Sup, Joker?
Namaste, Batman.
- Namaste.
- Gross.
Ooh. Briefs man. Me, too.
Cut the baloney.
Kid, guard the door, will ya?
On it! Take that, Alan!
Huh. Looks like you're going to
a lot of trouble for little old me.
I must be your greatest enemy after all.
Right, Batman?
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