The LEGO Batman Movie Page #8
the Butt-mobile.
Hey, evil army.
Now go get him!
Joker out!
Uh...
Padre?
Yeah?
Do you ever get scared?
No.
Yeah, that's what I figured,
'cause you're Batman.
Hey, kid. You know who does get scared?
Who?
Bruce Wayne.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Bruno told me once
that sometimes the only way
to get out of a down moment
is to start boxing.
And by "boxing," he meant
beatboxing.
Oh!
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na...
Feel it, uh-huh
Dick Grayson on the mic, go
Oh. Um...
Oh, my gosh.
This does make me feel better.
Okay. Shh. Batman solo.
Bat, bat, bat, can I get a bat?
Can I get a bat? Bat...
The Bat-Fax!
Ha! The city needs me. Bang, bang, bang!
Excuse me.
Can you get the commissioner
and show her this?
- Batman.
I sent the Bat-Fax.
I hate to say this, but you're right.
The city needs you.
Yes! Let me out.
I'm only going to let you out
on one condition.
- Name it.
- You can't do it by yourself.
Fine. Who am I working with?
SEAL Team Six? Fox Force Five?
Suicide Squad?
No. Me.
Oh, I wanna help, too!
- And I shall join as well.
- Whoa!
Alfred Pennyworth at your service, ma'am.
- How did you...
- Alfred, you gotta let me out of here.
Sir, those creatures out there
are unlike anything we've ever seen.
Speak for yourself.
You don't know everything I've seen.
I haven't told you everything.
And you'll never be able
to defeat them alone.
And it'll be more fun
if we all do it together!
What's the worst thing that could happen?
What are you so afraid of?
It's snake clowns.
Yeah, that's not a thing.
Well then, nothing.
- I'm not afraid of anything.
- Okay.
Prove it.
- Oh, I will.
- Good.
Do you know what the B-A- in Batman stands for?
- Not really.
- Best At Teamwork.
Best At Teamwork Man is my full name.
Yay! We're going on a family trip.
This is not a family trip.
I can wear my costume, too.
Well, luckily for us,
you left your costume back at the...
- Rip!
- Oh!
Nope. Under your clothes. That's perfect.
- Rip!
- Alfred, what are you doing?
I miss the '60s.
Hey, can Scarecrow help?
- Yeah!
- He's destroying our city, too!
Permit us to lend you assistance.
Yeah. Why don't we use these guys?
What am I gonna do?
Get a bunch of criminals together
to fight the criminals?
That's a stupid idea.
Okay, guys. Game plan.
Joker's taken the Projector
- to Wayne Manor.
- Wayne Manor.
Right. Thanks, Batman.
- We need that Projector.
- Projector.
Or there's no way
- Monsters.
- ...back to the Phantom Zone.
- Phantom Zone? Yep.
Batman, I really don't
need you to finish my...
- Sand castles.
- No.
- Sister's homework.
- No.
- Succulent something.
- No.
Um... Everybody?
Batman is in Arkham Asylum.
Get him!
Okay, everyone, grab on to me.
Whoa!
We've gotta take cover!
Whoa!
- Joker has eyes on us.
- Where?
No! I mean,
he literally has a giant eye on us.
I think that thing can see our every move!
Shaka-laka-Iako.
We've got to destroy it,
or we'll never make it to Wayne Manor.
Uh... Bat-Dad?
I really think you should see this.
Building survey!
This building's not up to code!
Gotcha.
Is that real lava?
I'm okay.
All right, yeah. It's 100% lava.
- Everyone, start throwing me bricks.
- Right away, sir.
- I need a 4x6. Come on, quick.
- Here you go.
- I need an elbow.
- Elbow.
Ow!
Whoo!
Yes! I did it. Pretty cool, huh?
- Batman?
- Yeah?
Why did you build this thing
with only one seat?
'Cause last I checked,
I only had one butt. What the...
What have you done to Wayne Manor?
Hey, Batman, guess what!
I found out one of your secrets.
- Uh-oh.
- What do we have here, Batman?
It looks like a bunch
of relationship comedies.
- What's that one?
- Must Love Dogs.
Must love crying.
- Marley & Me.
- I love the ending.
Oh! Serendipity?
We have Serendipity? I love that movie!
For a loner, Batman,
you sure like movies about relationships!
Oh! And look what else I found!
All your wonderful toys.
Accio lightning storm!
Uh... Everyone, hold on.
Gremlins, dismantle that plane now!
Ugly monsters on our three.
- Uh... Padre?
- Not now, kid.
Kind of got my hands full.
I've got good tone. Firing.
- Uh... Batman?
- What's up, buddy?
- Are we nearly at Wayne Manor?
- Why?
Uh... Your number two
needs to go number one.
I thought I told you
to go back at the prison.
- I tried, but Bane was in there.
- So?
He had sort of a "get out
of this bathroom now" vibe.
I knew I shouldn't
have given you that water.
Can you hold it in like a big boy?
Engine one down.
Not a big deal.
Don't worry about it. It's fine.
- Engine two down.
- It does that sometimes.
We've lost engine three.
Engine four!
That I do need to fix.
Good news. Our bathroom problem is solved.
You three wait here
while I go fix the engine.
Don't worry, Batman.
You fix the Batwing, I'll fly.
All good, Babs.
I've got my autopilot on it.
Done.
Autopilot? That's just a rope!
Exactly. All right, guys.
Until I get back, rope's in charge.
Thanks, rope.
All right, let's see.
Yes, the piston brake out here.
Jet engine brake in here and...
Get out of here. No.
Give me... No! Stop it!
Come on, Master Dick. We need to help him.
I'm with you, Grandpa!
Get off my Padre!
Unhand him, you animatronic fiends.
What are you two doing here?
I told you to stay in the cockpit.
You disobeyed me. You're on a timeout.
Batman, you're on a timeout.
What? Alfred, you better
un-timeout me right now!
No. Not until you un-timeout Master Dick.
Guys, you're all un-timeouted!
We have incoming!
- Sir! Watch out for those...
- What are you doing?
Okay. Everybody, timeout off.
Whoo-hoo! I've been parented.
- Batman, I can help you.
- No. Protect the rope.
The rope is fine!
Save Master Dick!
I'm fine. I'll just do
one of my gymnastics moves to...
No!
Dick...
Gotcha!
Hold on, Alfred. I'm almost there!
No!
Alfred!
No.
No!
Move over, rope.
Hold on!
Gotcha!
Barbara, did you see that?
Batrope saved Alfred.
Sick moves, rope.
Actually, sir, Ms. Gordon saved him.
Rope! You lied to me!
Wait a minute. You mean, without you,
Alfred would have been
street meat?
Batman, trust us.
We can do this.
- Yeah. I know Gymkata.
- Sorry, what's that?
It's a gymnastics-based martial art.
I can punch those '80s monsters
off the plane.
Uh... Okay.
Multiple bogeys on our six.
Sir, I'll get them off our back.
I was a tail gunner
for the Royal Air Force.
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"The LEGO Batman Movie" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 24 Nov. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/the_lego_batman_movie_20678>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In