The Movie Out Here Page #5
- Year:
- 2012
- 90 min
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the sh*t out here.
You just don't f*** with snow.
Really?
Snow is big out here?
I got to make a call.
Hello?
Gary. Hey, it's Adam.
You feeling any better?
No, I feel like a bag of c*cks.
Is everything okay out there?
Yeah. Uh, well, no.
A friend of mine is about
to lose his ski waxing business.
He owes money on his property,
And we're trying
to figure out a way
To stop him
from losing everything.
This is the waxopolis
property, yeah?
Yeah, how did you know?
Because magnadeuce
Is trying to acquire
that piece of land.
The paper you filed
at city hall
Was a temporary injunction
on a development freeze.
Wait.
What are you saying?
That you basically
cleared a path for our client
To come in and snap up
your friend's property.
Why didn't you tell me this?
Uh, "a" you never asked,
"B" I don't know your friend
from a hole in my ass,
"C" magna deuce is one of
our firm's biggest clients,
And they pay my salary.
Oh, f***.
F***.
F***! This is...
F***! F***! F***!
I'm sorry, Adam.
There's not much
that can be done about it now.
Okay.
Do me a favour and don't tell
anybody in the office.
Yeah, no problem.
But it's only a matter of time
Before Edith starts
asking questions.
You know her.
Yeah, I'll handle it.
Thanks, Gary.
F***.
The poor guy's exhausted
from the flight in.
Maybe we should give him
a couple minutes.
Fresh, do you think I'm needy?
What?
No.
No way.
Why?
My therapist thinks I'm needy.
You're seeing a therapist?
Cathy recommended
I see a therapist
Because of our
relationship troubles.
You're seeing a therapist
Because she had sex
with another guy?
She thinks I'm an enabler.
Hmm.
Anyway, my therapist thinks
I impose too many
boundaries on Cathy.
Wow.
That's pretty
friggin' deep stuff.
Cathy says
he's extremely progressive.
He suggested a no-Boundaries
weekend seminar in Las Vegas.
Sounds awesome.
When are you going?
Oh. I'm not going.
It's just the two of 'em.
Cathy says he likes
to work one-On-One.
That's cool.
Congratulations, buddy.
Thanks, Fresh.
See, I knew you'd understand.
Hmm.
Hey, is that a new flare gun?
Yup.
The new sg233.
Long fire flares
that last, like,
Five times as long
as the regular flare gun.
Very cool.
# Informer
licky boom-Boom down... #
Fresh,
He's singing in his sleep.
Dude, this is like
a private concert.
# Licky-Dicky
boom-Boom down... #
I have got to record this!
Oh, sh*t,
I must have dozed off.
Geez, point that
somewhere else, brother.
You scared the sh*t out of me.
Hey, don't worry.
Fresh isn't stupid enough
Into the car.
Jet lagged like a...
Hey, snow.
Is it be okay if Fresh
takes a picture of you,
And I can send it
to my girlfriend, Cathy?
She's a huge fan.
Yeah, man, no problem.
Cathy?
I knew a girl Cathy from fernie,
Came to my concert one time.
Yeah, she toured with the band
for about a month,
If you know what I mean.
But go ahead take that picture.
- Ready, snow?
- Yeah.
Smile.
Oh, this is so
Not gonna look good
on my performance review.
No, it's not.
# The line runs through
like a train in a book #
# Or metres underwater
# Ending with a hook
# It sways in the air
# When there's wind
enough to lift... #
- Hey.
- Hey.
- How's it going?
- Good.
Well?
- This was a good idea.
- Right?
I know, this place
is my favourite.
You have to try
the bagels here.
They're the sh*t.
Hey, do you guys want
any breakfast?
Uh, could I get
And a gluten-Free
cran-Apple scone?
Okay, we'll just have
two coffees
And the usual, please.
Thank you, mike.
We're in fernie.
Right.
Um, Theo is so generous.
I have no idea
How he makes a living.
I do not understand that guy.
He's just throwing
his life away.
Why? Come on,
what's the problem?
He's happy.
What about you?
Are you happy?
Sure.
For the most part.
I am kind of stressed out
With some of
this wedding stuff.
Really?
You should tell me.
I want to know. Please?
Why does it have to be
so complicated?
It's not complicated.
You're basically
organizing a party.
It could be done in, like,
I don't know, six hours.
I swear, the complexity
of it all
Is just a woman's way of testing
how much bullshit
Her future sucker's
going to put up with.
Wow. You are
so romantic.
Actually, I am.
I just don't think
"romance" and "wedding"
Should ever be uttered
in the same sentence ever,
Ever, ever.
Okay.
I don't have
an idea of romance.
Romance just happens.
It's just romance,
it's what it is.
It's, you know...
how you feel when you look
at someone in the eyes
And you know they're feeling
The exact same way
that you are.
Or it's, you know,
Drinking peach schnapps
Out of your boyfriend's
bellybutton
Before f***ing like hobos
on bathsalts
For an hour and a half,
I don't know.
I'm just pretty sure
whatever it is,
It's not getting drunk
and dancing to Enrique Iglesias
In front of
all your parents' friends.
Because I would not drink
anything out of a bellybutton.
They're filthy,
Right?
They're like
a non-Functioning
Slightly more attractive anus.
Ew.
Yeah.
I just hope you know
what you're doing,
Because you're
a pretty good catch.
This just in,
Juno award-Winning
reggae musician snow
Is in critical condition
After being shot in the throat
with a flare gun...
this is huge.
I've got to call the guys.
...the concert scheduled
Is cancelled.
It's true.
Are you telling me
that snow is out?
There's no way he can perform.
Why is it
That everything you touch
turns to sh*t?
It wasn't my fault!
It was an act of god.
Well, we better pray
That an act of god
stops this loser's party,
Or else!
Or else?
The balls will no longer
Share the taint with the anus.
I don't follow.
Hold on.
Mm.
Sergio, this is delicious.
Load me up.
You solve this problem,
Or you're cut off!
No more free condo.
No more free car leases.
No money.
You got it?
I will do everything
in my power to fix it, daddy.
You will pull out
all the stops on this one.
Yes, sir.
I love you.
Ah, I love you, too.
Fernie cold beer and wine.
Steve...
hey.
I need about 50 cases of kokanee
Delivered to waxopolis
for Sunday.
Ah, for your big party.
Indeed.
Would love
to fill that order, but...
but?
I'm out of stock.
Got a call from the brewery.
The truck went
missing this morning.
Missing?
What do you mean?
They said the delivery truck
Had been gone for quite a while,
But hasn't called in.
But there's another delivery
on Monday.
The party's on Sunday.
Oh.
Yeah. Right.
Well, I'm sure you could get
some out of town.
Cranbrook.
Well, I'll come by
your place later
And drop some flyers off
So you can spread the word.
Sounds good, man.
Okay, see ya, Steve!
# Awoke today with
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