The Outcasts Page #5
Hey.
I saw you dancing.
What's going on?
What you listening to?
Um Bowie.
What's that, Nickelback?
Oh yeah, huge Nickelback fan.
Love it.
Canadian icons.
You like Carole King?
It makes me feel like a natural woman.
Who can't relate to that,
you know what I mean?
Let's not forget that
the last time I saw you,
you and your friends orchestrated
the most humiliating moment of my life.
Yeah, okay.
First of all, I'm sorry.
I had no idea that was gonna happen.
Do you think that anyone knows
what's going on in American
Psycho Barbie's head?
No and second of all,
that stuff was not humiliating.
Except in all the ways
that it was humiliating.
I'm surprised you didn't change schools.
But here look, hey, positive side.
Eczema song, knocked it out the park.
- Can you just not?
- Rickets.
Do you have a song about
rickets for my grandad?
He's got rickets.
I don't, I don't get it.
I guess you wouldn't get it,
you're a young woman, very healthy.
No.
I mean, you know,
you seem like you aren't
a completely heinous human being
and have at least a modicum of a soul.
That is the sweetest thing
that anyone's ever said to me.
Thank you.
How can you hang out with Adolf Whitler?
Look, trust me, I know how awful she is.
What you think you have
a copyright on teen angst?
It's high school, we're all put
into a box and marginalized.
Look at me, I hang out with Colin.
I've known Colin since the second grade.
The guy is, he's an idiot.
But what am I supposed to do?
Not all of us have the guts
to stage a full-scale rebellion.
Mindy's the brains behind the operation.
You just write the theme music?
Look um, for what it's worth,
I'm glad you didn't transfer schools.
My hand's on your shoulder.
Full contact, shoulder touching.
Pound it, blow it up.
- Explosion.
- Yeah.
Okay.
Oh um by the way,
Bowie totally made weird awesome.
Check mate.
Killing it.
can't be smart,
but it's like don't pigeon hold me.
Uh don't you mean pigeon hole?
Ew, what's a pigeon hole?
What's a pigeon hold?
It's like if you hold onto a pigeon,
it can't fly away.
- Yeah.
- It's like let me fly.
Where the hell is everyone?
Hey Mackenzie, look at that.
You like that?
I think everyone's at the lame party.
Really?
That's awesome.
What the hell is your problem, hmm?
You know what my problem is?
You're uh you're super evil.
You're like African rebel
group dictator evil
and I can't do it anymore.
So I think I'm gonna
check out the lame party
where I hear the hosts
aren't total ass hats.
You'll fit right in.
I think I'm gonna go to that party too.
It sounds like there's girls there.
Dude.
probably scope it out too.
You know, like do some
double agent shenans.
Mackenzie!
Hey, so what's in this anyway?
of choice chemicals
and a dash of genius.
I call it Lipschitz and giggles.
You're right, I do have
the vague urge to laugh.
Whoa, looks like I picked
the right party.
Oh Dan, right?
- Dave.
- Dave, Dave like..
- Like Dave.
- Like Dave.
So do you know anyone
who can get me into
the Whitney protection program?
Oh my god.
Tell me everything.
And for you.
Who wants Lipshots?
you two months detention
for protesting the summer reading list?
you threw a flash bomb into glee club.
That was just a rumor I started.
Well we should organize a protest.
What do you know about
protesting, Pollyanna?
I know you think Girl Scouts are silly,
but the whole point is to empower girls
so we can change the world.
You know, Gloria Steinem,
Hilary Clinton,
and Sandra Day O'Connor
were all Girl Scouts.
Hmm maybe you're not as "puppies
and unicorns" as you seem.
just better at jousting,
I don't know, like
'cause of a reach thing
'cause I have long arms.
'Cause you got those long, spindly ones.
Thank you, spindly ones, sure.
Oh whoa, there's a piano here.
You know what that means.
Will you write any new songs?
You know what, I actually
just wrote one in my head
called "Our Party is Way
Better Than Your Party."
It's weird.
Thank you, it's nice.
Sweet.
Actually...
I am working on one now.
But um...
It's stupid.
Oh I will be the judge of that.
Sit down.
Do I have to?
Yeah, yeah you're gonna
have to play a song for me.
Sorry.
I can't believe you're
making me do this.
All right.
On the outskirts going nowhere
But I've heard that
the truth is out there
I just hope one day I can show
There is more here
than what they know
And that's all I have.
That was all you?
That was great, are you kidding me?
That was awesome.
That was really good.
Thanks.
I was just thinking for the chorus.
What if it went.
Wow, I didn't know you played.
I don't like to let people
behind the candelabra.
It's my secret place.
So when do I get to hear
the rest of your songs?
Maybe...
Some time.
Later, maybe later, maybe later.
Hey, oh.
Oh hey guys.
Um I just wanted to let you
know that they're reenacting
the Battle of Trafalgar
out on the beach.
So...
Awesome, let's do that.
That's way better than...
Naval battle, huh?
Hmm?
I think I speak for everyone when I say
that Saturday's shindig
was one of the best,
nay, the best party of all time.
Here here.
Now, does anyone have anything
to bring to the council's attention?
Upcoming events, seminar ideas?
Yes.
Sugar and I did some
research and it turns out...
What about sabotaging the lacrosse team.
We've finally established
strategic dominance.
Now is the time to exploit our advantage
and those guys had it coming.
A few tablets of Ex-Lax
in the team's water coolers
explode like krypton.
became the greatest visionary
of all time by being satisfied
with creating the iMac?
He changed it up and created the iPod,
then the iPhone, then
the iPod touch, then...
I got it, I got it.
diarrhea never hurt anyone.
Yes!
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
Hey, want to play Settlers of Catan?
Oh I can't.
My dad's new lady friend
is coming over with her kid
so we can all meet each other
even though it's only their second date.
Well that sounds fun.
All right, you guys gotta go.
You know how my parents feel
about organized labor, so.
Right.
Oh god.
What do I do?
Is it too neat?
Is my hair too neat?
Should I mess it up?
I mean, don't the ladies like it messy?
Oh, Herb.
Sweet, sweet Herb.
Listen, you haven't dated in awhile
so I feel the need to tell you that
at your age, women
aren't super concerned
with the way you style your hair
as much as they are impressed
that you still have hair.
Oh no.
Relax.
Awkward doesn't suit you.
Yes.
No awkward.
Okay.
- Hi.
- Hi.
You must be David, of course you are.
Who else would you be?
You wouldn't bring a date
to dinner, right?
I'm Herb.
Uh uh David, this is my daughter Jodi.
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