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The Prisoner of Second Avenue Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1975
- 98 min
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Mel, l think we better have|a long talk tonight...
...a long, serious talk.
My begonias are coming up beautifully.
Well, that's because Daddy's here|to take such nice care of them.
Gently, gently.
Gently, gently.
Very gently.
-Help you, Mr. Edison?|-Don't touch it.
Come here.
Here, here.
-You know the guy in 1 5B?|-1 5B?
-1 5B. The floor right above me.|-Above you? Mr. Jacoby.
Jacoby!
-What time does he get home from work?|-About 6:00.
About or exactly?
-Usually about 6.|-About 6.
-Why?|-Nothing, nothing. lt's perfect, perfect.
-Want me to give a message?|-No, l'll give him the message.
l got my own message.
Look, l'm very tired. Would you mind|trying your perversions on someone else?
-What's funny?|-Nothing. Nothing's funny.
Then why are you laughing?
Private joke.
You're not gonna tell me, Mel?
-l could use a good laugh.|-When the time comes.
When the time comes.
-Mel, you're staring at me.|-Well, l'm sorry.
-What is it?|-Am l allowed to turn back now?
-Yes, you may turn back now.|-What was your question, Edna?
lt's the same as every night, every meal,|every time we're together.
-What's wrong?|-Do you feel something is wrong?
Yes. l think you're miserable and tormented|because you're out of work.
-Now, that's it, isn't it?|-Only part...
...Edna, only part of it. Now, you tell me,|why do you think l'm out of work?
l don't know why.
-Because you can't find a decent job.|-That's why? That's why?
You haven't the slightest inkling|of what's really going on, do you?
You are so naive, it's ridiculous.
-Mel, what are you talking about?|-You have no suspicion of the truth.
-What truth are you talking about?|-l'm talking about the plot, Edna, the plot.
-What plot, Mel?|-''What plot, Mel?''
What plot? l'm talking about the plot,|and all you can say is, ''What plot, Mel?''
You say there's a plot.|l don't know what you mean.
-So all l can say is, ''What plot, Mel?''|-''What plot, Mel?'' There. Jesus.
What plot? What plot?
A social, economic and political plot|to undermine the working classes...
...of this country.
Oh, that plot.
Yes, that plot.
You know, instead of rushing downtown|every morning, stay home.
Listen to the radio,|find out what's going on.
Listen to the talk shows, you'll find|out what's going on.
-Well, what's going on in this country?|-lf you don't know, l'm not gonna tell you.
Mel, l'm your wife. You can tell me.
lf you're too lazy, ignorant|and uninformed...
...to find out what is going on...
...then you deserve exactly what|you're gonna get. All of you.
Mel, would you like some|caramel custard?
Come here.
Now, l'm gonna tell you something,|and it may frighten you.
Sit down.
Not here! ln there.
Away from the wall.
There is a plot going on|in this country.
Very complicated, very sophisticated!|lt's practically invisible!
And maybe only a handful of people|in this whole country know about it.
-And they told it on the radio?|-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-Then everyone heard it.|-Well, did you hear it?
-No.|-Then maybe everybody didn't.
Who's listening to a radio at 1 0:00 in|the morning? They're all working. l heard it.
And as sure as you are sitting here|in this room...
...there is a plot going on|in this country today.
-Against whom?|-Against me!
-The whole country?|-Well, not against me personally.
But they're after you, our kids,|my family, every one of our friends.
They're after the cops, hippies,|the government, women's lib...
...the blacks, the fag, the whole|military complex and even more.
Who? You mentioned everybody,|there's no one left.
Oh, baby, there's someone left,|all right.
Would you like me to give you actual|indisputable proof...
...that 6.7% of the working class|of this country is unemployed...
...and not because of a recession|or wages and high prices...
...but because of a well-organized,|calculated, brilliantly-conceived plot?
Would you like me to give you proof|right here and now?
-Okay.|-l can't give you any proof!
What the hell proof have l got? l can't|work. That's my proof! They won't let me!
Mel, who's behind the plot?
ls it the kids? The addicts?|The Army? The Navy?
-The book-of-the-month club? Who?|-lt is the human race!
The deterioration of the spirit of man.
Man undermining himself,|causing a self-willed, self-imposed...
...self-evident self-destruction.|That's who it is.
-The human race, Mel?|-Yes.
The human race is responsible|for the unemployment?
You're surprised, aren't you?
All the time, l kept thinking|it was somebody else.
Don't mock me.|Damn it! Don't do that to me!
Don't patronize me|and don't mock me!
-l wasn't mocking you.|-You don't understand the first thing...
...l'm talking about. You don't know|what it is to be in my place...
...to stand in an unemployment line.
You've never walked into your building and|had an idiot doorman with beer breath...
...giggling at you|because he's working.
You've never stood on your terrace and|been hit in the head with a bucket of water.
And l haven't forgotten that son of a b*tch!|l haven't forgotten you!
-You son of a b*tch!|-Mel.
-Mel, listen to me--|-He thinks l don't know what he looks like.
-l know what he looks like.|-l want you to see a doctor right away.
Hell, l know what they all look like!|Got their faces engraved in my brain.
Someone gave me the name|of a doctor.
He knows about people who are going|through exactly what you're going through.
-l'm gonna call.|-They can take your clothes...
...your Chivas Regal, your television,|your job, but they can't take your brains.
And that's my secret weapon,|my brains.
And the snow! The snow.|God, l pray that it snows tomorrow.
l bought a snow shovel, Edna.|Wait!
l'm gonna take the day off|and take you myself.
-Hello, this is Mrs. Edna--|-And not a little snow shovel.
One of those great big shovels!|You know, the kind they use at airports.
Oh, l'll go without my shoes this winter,|but l'm not going without my shovel!
l'll bury him so deep,|they'll have to salt him out.
He gets home at 6:00. l checked|with the doorman. l gave him a $5 tip.
l know what time you get home,|you mother!
-Hey! Try using the service entrance!|-lt's very important.
-l got that blocked off too.|-Please, please, right away. Yes.
Have you any idea, any conception|of the impact...
...of two pounds of wet, solid, packed snow|falling from 1 4 floors?
They'll find him in the basement.|ln the garage, bastard!
And l know what you look like!
Yes. Well, it's very difficult|to talk about on the phone.
No, it isn't for me.|lt's for my....
lf it doesn't snow this winter,|l wait till next.
My husband.
Because l'm in no hurry, smart-ass!
-No, no.|-Nothing but time.
No! No, not Wednesday! This is|an emergency! Didn't you hear that guy?
This is the news with Dan Roland.|In a midtown hotel today...
...following a convention|of the National Psychiatric Society...
... 1 7 of the leading psychiatrists|in the United States were trapped...
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