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The Relationtrip Page #5
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- 2017
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my old childhood friend.
I'm glad your friend
was there for you.
Mm, yeah. [chuckles]
Only this time,
out make-believe involved
some, like, heavy drinking
and drugs.
Stop!
Okay.
Beck, when do we get to
the part where you're the...
smart, beautiful, funny,
amazing Beck in the hammock
with the handsome gentleman?
God. Well...
After I failed out
of school...
Stop.
I started slowly crawling out of
this hole I had dug for myself.
I got a job
at the coffee shop,
and I met Franklin.
We hit it off, so...
Than I guess,
then I became the...
Smart...
Pretty... whatever you just
said, laying in the hammock
with a very
handsome gentleman.
I've never
been so happy
to be a handsome gentleman
in a hammock.
Mm.
[gentle music]
- I love you.
- I love you.
Ooh hoo!
My gosh.
Did you do this?
Now... are you...
ready...
for this?
Uh-oh.
I said, girl,
you think you can handle...
Uh-oh.
What is that?
That, can you handle that?
Peek-a-boo.
Are you...
ready for this? Hmm?
With one layer down,
a little bit now.
[laughs] Oh, God.
- Hmm?
- Uh-huh.
'Cause this right here...
This one is for you.
Oh! They say...
leave them wanting more,
you know. But...
You know what I say?
You give them more.
Oh!
I'm gonna hit you
with the MJ. Ah!
Ooh! Whoa!
- Oh! Oh, my God!
- Ah!
- Ah!
- No!
Wow.
Gotcha.
Uh-huh.
Is there a problem?
Um... [laughs awkwardly]
No.
Ow! Okay, I'm sorry.
[laughs nervously] Um...
What's going on here?
What? What are you
talking about?
Well, what is this?
Oh.
- The suit?
- Yeah.
The suit stays on.
Like... the whole time?
All the time.
Why?
So no one ever sees me naked.
- No one?
- No one.
- What about you?
- What about me?
Well, I mean, do you?
No. Obviously. I said no one.
Okay, so...
Never take the suit off?
Correct.
Even in the shower?
No. Because
it's a bathing suit.
Oh.
Yeah, okay. No, I guess
that makes sense.
Well, do you wash it?
Do I wash it?
Of course I wash it.
What do you think I am,
a crazy person?
When?
When I'm in the shower.
Right. Yeah, okay.
Huh.
And occasionally, I close my
eyes and Febreze the inside.
Huh.
- Yeah, f*** it. Okay.
- Okay.
[Beck] Oh, sh*t.
[both giggle]
[coyote howling]
I love you.
I love you, too, Eden.
What?
Did I just say "Eden"?
Mm-hmm.
Oh! I'm so sorry.
Who's Eden?
She was my last girlfriend.
Mm-hmm.
Of seven years.
Oh, wow.
And I...
kind of haven't been with
anyone since, so...
It's fine.
I am so sorry.
It's fine. Just...
I don't know.
What can you do?
So... What happened?
Uh, with what?
With Eden?
Right. Well, um...
She's dead.
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah.
- I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
It's okay. I kind of don't wanna
talk about it, if that's okay.
Yeah.
I... Yeah.
Right.
Sandwiches?
[dramatic instrumental music]
Wow!
I don't wanna creep
you out or anything,
but I saw that whole
show in there,
and ouch!
Whoo! Eden?
I mean, let's be honest.
She sounds like a bombshell.
You know what I mean?
No, no.
She sounds like a stripper.
Oh, no. She sounds like
an angel stripper
with wings,
who only strips for you.
I bet she's got a real
nice rack, too.
Huh? Big, but not too big.
Nice and manageable.
And she's dead! Oh!
I mean, how do you compete
with a dead angel stripper?
Okay. Well, I'm thinking,
you just go back in there
and sink this ship
before he does.
Yeah.
'Cause I mean, let's be real.
How long do you think he's
gonna dig this whole
quirky barista with
body issues thing?
Oh. Oh, and Beck?
You got a little something
on your face.
[laughs]
[Beck sighs]
Oh, come on.
You're really gonna make me eat
both of these sandwiches myself?
Because I will.
Nothing?
Okay.
Whatever.
Mm.
[drumroll]
- [upbeat music playing]
- [people cheering]
[cheering continues]
[audience booing]
[booing continues]
[laughter]
[music fades]
[violin strings screeching]
[video game playing]
this morning.
Hmm.
You've been up
for a while?
Yeah, you were snoring.
- Oh. Of course.
- So...
Pop tart?
Uh... pass.
So, check this out.
I was looking for
a pen this morning...
Mm-hmm.
So I went looking
through the drawers,
of bendy straws.
Mm-hmm.
So I was like,
"Okay, now I'm curious."
So I go through
some of the cabinets,
I fond two more boxes.
- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- So then I'm...
Mm-hmm.
Are you even paying attention,
or are you just doing that...
f***ing "mm-hmm" thing
you do?
Like you're pretending
to care?
Oh, good. You're being a dick.
That's nice.
No, I heard your story.
Bendy straws. Very funny.
Is this your whole
day today, or...
I'm working.
[sighs heavily] Okay.
I guess I'll just...
I was gonna do all that.
Mm. If you were gonna do it,
you would have done it, right?
that guy.
Ooh, it's probably
time to clean up.
[cell phone buzzing]
[dishes clattering]
Mm. Oh!
[exhales]
- [sighs]
- Who's that?
Who's what?
Who texted you?
- No one.
- No one?
Huh.
Well, who's Chippy?
No, I wasn't looking
through your phone.
Well, browsing around...
Well, I thought it was
my phone, so, you know, I...
Oh. You thought that
this was your phone?
This, with the...
And then the...
Okay, all right.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay, um...
I'm gonna go on a run.
Can you run the dishwasher for me?
I loaded it.
If you loaded it,
why don't you just run it?
'Cause, Liam, I'm not doing
everything around here.
Okay?
Why are you taking
your phone with you?
Do you want me to go
on the run with you?
- [scoffs]
- Yeah. You know what?
Yeah. I'm gonna go on
the run with you.
Okay.
Did you even bring
running shoes?
Do you not want me to
go with you?
I don't care.
Yes, come on the run.
I'm not gonna come if you
don't want me to come.
Because then it becomes
like I...
You know what?
I'm just gonna go then.
- Just gonna go.
- Okay.
All right. Just be safe.
- Don't talk to strangers.
- Mm-hmm.
Look both ways
before you cross, okay?
Thank you, Dad.
I love you. I...
Huh.
Love you. Shouldn't...
[tense music playing]
I love you.
I can run.
I can do runs.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Ha-ha. It's like...
[dramatic music playing]
Huh.
Whoo!
[sneezes]
Liam?
Liam, is that you?
Oh, hey.
What the...
Oh, my God.
What are you doing here?
Well, you didn't say
"I love you" back.
What?
You didn't say
"I love you."
- Oh.
- When you left.
- So...
- Okay.
Uh... I guess
I didn't hear you.
Oh. Right.
Yeah, okay.
But do you?
Of course I do.
I just kind of wanna
hear you say it, though.
Okay.
I love you.
- [sighs dramatically]
- [chuckles]
Cool. [laughs]
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
- I'll see you.
- See you.
[water running]
[doorbell rings]
- [Beck] Is that the doorbell?
- Yes, I'll get it.
It's probably my mom.
What?
What would your mom
be doing here?
Uh, I invited her.
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