The Rewrite Page #10
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- It is fresh. It is different.
- It's just a fresh voice.
It's a fresh voice.
And if we can get a Fanning sister...
- Do they have a young sister?
- Excuse me. Can I get the butter?
It started a few years ago now,
already, I think.
- Nice.
- Almost three years ago. Yeah.
So I was watching the History Channel
and there's a special
on the history of the world,
or modern civilisation...
And I was watching it
and I just found it so interesting
how, you know, the natural progression
of things, and how everything just seemed
to link perfectly together.
Because we like this story,
we like the protagonist.
A female protagonist?
It's exactly what
we've both been looking...
- It's exactly what we need.
- It's what the world needs.
Edgy comedies with
a kick-ass-type woman.
- Huge, huge fans.
- We love Keith.
Or into time, sure. Other time periods.
- Huge, huge fans.
- Technology.
It's really incredible...
Sorry, guys, excuse me.
Can I have a quick moment with Clem?
- Kind of, yeah. Come on. Come here.
- Excuse me.
- Sure.
You're doing brilliantly.
So brilliantly that I am going to leave you
to finish the meeting on your own.
What? No, my Imodium
hasn't even completely kicked in.
Listen to me. You've probably
missed the last plane.
So I'm gonna give you money for the bus.
No, no, I'm staying
with my parents in the city.
- OK, that's fine...
- Mr Michaels,
I can't go back in there without you.
Clem, listen to me.
Do not grow a tumour.
They are going to make your movie,
and you'll be feted and rich,
and surrounded by women.
Can you handle that?
I don't want to be feted.
- But the only woman I really want is Rosa.
- Rosa from our class?
Really? Good choice. She's gorgeous.
Not of course that I notice
women of that age.
- Mr Michaels, I don't feel comfortable.
- OK, listen to me.
I was in your position. And you know,
just enjoy it. It's glorious fun.
And remember, they need you
more than you need them.
This is your ride. It's not mine, OK?
- Hey, he's back.
- Hey. Thanks.
- Sans glasses.
- Yeah.
You look mighty handsome.
Thank you.
So this is what we're
thinking about, we're discussing this...
We don't want to get ahead of ourselves,
but, franchise.
Yeah. We're really excited about it.
There's actually so much that we can do...
- Hi.
- Keith.
this late. I just...
- I did try to call, but there was no answer.
- That's OK.
Just sitting around with the family,
watching Eat Pray Love.
I'll be right back. Go on without me.
You sure, honey?
Yeah. You can tell me what I missed.
OK.
Listen, I did not expect
to see you again.
No, well, I have decided to take my chances
at the hearing, if it's not too late.
Really?
May I ask why?
Yes. I'm not quite sure.
Well, I'm glad
you've thought it through.
And I was wondering if you could get me
a meeting with Professor Weldon,
cos I'd rather not just
show up at her door.
- No, I think that would be dangerous.
- Yeah.
Sure. I can arrange that.
Thank you. Thank you.
And I wanted to say
I'm sorry for what happened
and for putting you
in an awkward position.
Honey, you've got to see this.
OK, just keep talking
and do not make me go back in there.
Well, they obviously want to share
the experience with you, you know.
It must be wonderful
to have a family like that.
It's a pain.
Every week, movie night.
Yeah.
- Yeah.
And my daughters usually
Oh, yeah.
- Which they will not let me have...
- Yeah.
Because...
They're concerned about my, cholesterol.
So they give me,
non-fat popcorn.
That's great.
I was not formally aware that these
relationships were prohibited.
I did almost immediately break it off
and I deeply regret the entire incident.
You arrived on campus,
became inebriated,
insulted members of the faculty.
You dismissed your class with the intention
of not having them return for a month.
And that class bears a suspicious
resemblance to a beauty pageant.
Not the men.
Which leads me to wonder if they weren't
assembled for your own viewing pleasure
evidenced by the fact that you carried on an
inappropriate relationship with one of them.
And even if you were not aware
of our policy on that matter,
it strains credulity that you didn't have
the good sense to know that it was wrong.
So unless my information is faulty, this
Ethics Hearing is a foregone conclusion.
Professor Weldon,
you're entirely correct.
I behaved unprofessionally
and I can present no good reason
the privilege of staying here.
Except to say, that when I was
at the Binghamton Airport yesterday...
charming geriatric TSA officer
who needed to inspect my award.
And she started telling me that her security
post was the perfect setting for a movie,
but she couldn't write because, as she put it,
"Either you're born with it or you're not".
You see, a few months ago,
I would have agreed with that.
But suddenly, I found myself
explaining the three-act structure
and the basics of outlining until she had
to go and pat down a suspicious man
who kept readjusting his shorts.
And I realised I was
trying to teach her.
Me, the person who did
nothing but mock teaching
as an absurd profession
practised only by desperate failures.
I mean, obviously not
at the university level.
But it has, as a new friend
told me it might...
Got its hooks into me.
So, I ask for your leniency,
because I think that,
you know, with a little effort,
I could possibly be quite good at this job
and actually worthy of your esteem.
why I wanted to write
in the first place.
But, mostly, because I can't bear
getting to help my class
Mr Michaels, I am not popular.
My students don't like me.
And it is because
they assume I am an Elinor.
An Elinor?
From Sense and Sensibility.
Oh, yes, yes. That Elinor. Yes.
Prudent, cautious, conservative.
And I do have that side of me.
But there's another side as well.
Well, that's nice. It's always nice
when people have so many sides.
It's like a Rubik's Cube.
I have a Marianne side.
- Unpredictable, impetuous...
- Yes.
...irrational sometimes.
You have appealed to that side and I will
indulge it this one last time, because...
As Miss Austen said...
"Selfishness must always be forgiven, you
know, because there is no hope for a cure."
Did she say that? That's quite clever.
Mansfield Park.
The key to good teaching, Mr Michaels
is the willingness
to always learn something new.
I will remember that.
I want you to see something.
Open it.
- Screenplay?
- Don't be idiotic. A memoir.
Based on my experience
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