The Rewrite Page #3
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you should all be done in about a month.
Let's meet again then.
Hey. That's the way all classes
should be. Five minutes.
I had no intention of going that long,
I am so sorry.
- So maybe later, do you want to catch up...
- Excuse me. Hi. Do you have a minute?
Holly.
Oh, yes. I work at the Campus Bookstore.
So, Holly, this is Karen.
- Yeah, we've taken some classes together.
- Hi.
So you didn't accept my screenplay
but I was wondering if you could give me
some constructive criticism.
I thought that
I could come during office hours.
Yes. Yes.
- I'll see you later, Mr Michaels.
- Oh, Karen.
Hi. I'm still here.
Yes. Yes, you are.
Well the thing is, Holly...
I'm not entirely sure that I have anything
very helpful to say regarding your screenplay.
- Oh. That bad?
- No, not at all.
It's just that I don't really believe
that writing can be taught.
Oh, interesting position
for a creative writing teacher to take.
But true. You know,
you can't teach talent.
I think most people have talent,
they just haven't been exposed
to the right teachers.
I beg to differ.
You can get me the best music teacher
in the world
and I still wouldn't be able to
write songs like Paul McCartney.
How do you know? Have you tried?
No.
- Do you want to write songs?
- Not at all.
What are we talking about?
About the fact that the most idiotic
thing that anyone has ever said
is that if you just put your mind to it
and believe in yourself,
there is nothing you can't accomplish.
I say that! Does that make me an idiot?
No, no, not you. Other people.
How can I make my script better?
Right, well, it could be more...
Organised.
"More organised" how?
- Structurally.
- Structurally.
Yep.
Yeah. Structurally.
Did you like that part
where she looks in the mirror
and she sees herself as an old woman?
Honestly, I found that
a little heavy-handed.
So did I. Which is why I didn't write it.
You didn't read my screenplay, did you?
No. But I didn't read anyone's screenplay,
don't take it personally.
It's entirely personal.
I worked on it and
I would like to tell this story.
OK. You're in the class.
No. I want you to read my script
and tell me if I have any potential.
All right. I will read your screenplay.
Thanks. I think.
I'll let you eat in peace.
It's a bit late for that.
Keith.
Dr Lerner.
Interesting wine
I am so sorry.
Honestly, I was nervous meeting everyone
and you combine that
with the free-flowing wine
and it is just a recipe
for Austen-bashing.
Mary's a pretty powerful presence
around here, you know?
She's tenured, she's published.
She's also head of the Ethics Committee
which means
she can make your life miserable.
Even get you fired.
She wants me fired? Already?
She's not happy.
She did use words in her email
to me like "harassment".
That's a very bad word.
Yes, it is indeed. Here, walk with me.
Listen, I know you're a big Hollywood guy,
obviously you don't need this job.
Well, I wouldn't want to
let the students down, you know.
Well, then I'm afraid you're going
to have to kiss her svelte ass.
That sounds difficult.
I couldn't do it.
And I was in Desert Storm.
Should I bring her a gift
of appeasement, you know?
What does she like?
Jane Austen.
And the award for Best
Original Screenplay goes to...
Keith Michaels for Paradise Misplaced.
This is...
Well, it's tragic
how much I'm enjoying getting this.
And it's with tremendous ill-grace,
that I grudgingly acknowledge
the contribution of a few other people.
Our brilliant director, Niles Kelling,
my very loud agent, Ellen Klein.
My beautiful wife, Tina,
who, frankly, could do much better.
And our son, Alex,
who I can honestly say
is the only thing
I've ever had a hand in producing
not desperately in need of a rewrite.
So, cheers, Alex, and go to bed.
Thank you.
I'm not interested in your feelings
about Persuasion, Miss Stein-Rosen,
or anything else for that matter.
I am interested in a
well-thought out analysis
corroborated with evidence from the text
and only the text. Not Wikipedia.
That's what I thought I was doing.
What you thought
you were doing is irrelevant.
What you have done or in this case,
not done, is what counts.
Can I do some kind of extra credit?
Like Habitat for Humanity?
Who is it?
Hello. Am I interrupting?
I'm having office hours, Mr Michaels.
Oh, OK.
Hi, Mr Michaels.
I'm in your screenwriting class.
Andrea Stein-Rosen.
Oh, yes, yes. Andrea.
Great Neck High School.
Likes Adele and Pinkberry.
Yeah.
I can come back.
Oh, no, I think we're done.
Right? Are we done?
Ten minutes ago.
Nice to see you.
Good morning.
It could be said that we got off to a
poor start at the wine and cheese event.
"We" did?
I did. I did.
Bit too much wine,
Which is why I brought these
These are DVDs of every
Jane Austen novel
including my favourite,
Clueless with Alicia Silverstone.
What is Clueless?
Oh, I think you'll like it.
It's based on Emma.
Bit hit. Spun off into
a mildly successful series.
Also, a gift certificate from Amazon
covering all the following items.
the "What Would Jane Do?" tote bag.
Mr Michaels...
Thank you.
This is the finest public university
in the Northeast.
Yes. I understand.
We expect a degree of professionalism
even from a non-professional.
Yes, of course.
Which means that you
behave at faculty events.
You read the material
that has been submitted to you.
You do not dismiss your
class for a month.
- Oh.
But I want to be fair,
and act without pride or prejudice,
if you'll forgive the reference...
No, I very much enjoyed it. It was good.
So I'll give you one more opportunity
to conduct yourself like a teacher.
Absolutely. I will watch
Dead Poets Society to prepare.
It's a film. It's about teaching...
I'll get to it right after... Clueless.
- Clueless? Great.
- Yes.
Good afternoon.
- Oh, Mr Michaels.
- Please, call me Keith.
Sorry, my youngest was
throwing up all night.
Oh, had she been drinking?
She's nine. But maybe,
I'm a really permissive mother.
How can I help you?
Well, by thanking me
for reading your script.
- Really?
- You want to test me?
and it is about a perky
Binghamton lass called Peggy,
who dreams big dreams about being a dancer
and is attracted to the wrong boys
and her father is a police officer
and her mother is a beautician
and opera singer.
Wow, you really did read it.
So, what did you think?
I think that
your characters are quite interesting,
but that it's a little
randomly structured.
Anyway, I have sent an email telling
everyone that we have class today
and I would like you to attend.
Great.
Congratulations.
I just have a question.
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