The Rewrite Page #5
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- 2014
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This is what I'm talking about.
Late Bloomers.
Looks like one of those Victorian plays
where many people say, "arse".
Well, it is about people who find
their true talents later in life.
Sylvester Stallone,
he was a deli counter attendant.
Rodney Dangerfield gave up selling
aluminium siding to go on to become
- one of the most famous comedians ever.
- Yeah?
Alan Rickman, a fellow countryman,
didn't get a movie role until he was 48.
- Wow.
Laura Ingalls Wilder didn't write Little
House on the Prairie until she was 65.
Incredible. And look at that.
Jesus didn't give up carpentry
until he was 30.
Yeah, and now he's,
like, a top guy in his field.
The thing is, you see, I would argue late
bloomers may have had talent all along.
It was just unrecognised.
There's a difference.
I disagree. I think
it's just about focusing.
Right.
I wish you'd focused on my umbrella.
Oh, it's a good thing
I don't work on commission.
Hat?
Yes, all right.
Yeah, come in.
Clem, hello.
- Are you all right?
- I noticed this discolouration on my arm.
I thought it was the flesh-eating virus, but
the infirmary says it's just a dry patch.
Well, better luck next time.
But the good news is,
I have now finished
your completed script, and...
It's brilliant.
- Wow, really?
- Yeah.
It's unbelievable. It's annoying, actually.
Have you always written?
Pretty much. Especially in high school.
It gave me something to do
Yeah well, most good writers spend
a lot of their time getting beaten up.
And I'll tell you something wonderful
about Hollywood.
Nerds can rule.
Not that you're a nerd, I mean...
Are you kidding? I aspire to nerd.
OK, so, what I'd like to do
is just give you my few, inane notes
which if you've seen my last few movies,
you will know to ignore
and then, I'd like to
show this to my agent.
Are you kidding? Thank you.
I don't have a Kleenex, but I have this.
It's as good as.
Let's ask the Rabbi what he thinks.
Suddenly, they see Rabbi Stein
eat some food.
Alicia says,
"Oh, no, he's allergic to nuts!"
And the Rabbi grabs for his heart.
End of Act 1.
It's completely contrived.
Your lead character resembles no one
who's ever walked the planet.
She's based on me.
Maybe you need a villain.
He could wear a mask that covers his face.
You could hear his breathing.
I thought it had some
really nice touches.
Very quick read.
You start with two pages
describing clouds.
If it was a movie about
a meteorologist, fine,
but it's a story about
a Bat Mitzvah gone wrong.
Ok, Andrea, good.
Let me just ask you
this question. Sit down.
Why did you write this?
- What do you mean?
- Well,
what was the thing that made you
want to write this story?
- I don't know.
- OK.
Your favourite film, Dirty Dancing,
what's that about?
A girl who learns to dance
and falls in love.
Yes. But isn't it about more than that?
Isn't it about a girl named Baby
who discovers that she is in fact
becoming a woman?
Isn't it about lost innocence?
Yes, I guess so.
See, the thing is,
writing a movie is so hard,
it's like jumping into the sea.
And you need a life raft.
And that raft is the impulse
behind the movie.
It's the thing that made you want to
write the story in the first place.
You've got to figure that out
and then cling on for dear life.
So why did you write Paradise Misplaced?
- We don't want to talk about my stuff.
- Yeah, why did you tell that story,
- Mr Michaels?
- How did you come up with that?
- Yeah, what was your life raft?
- Did you have a near-death experience?
Well, it was a...
I used to tell my son stories at night.
You have a son?
Yeah, yeah, Alex.
He's 18 now
and he is a freshman
at Stanford University.
Wow. So, he's really smart.
Well, his mother was quite clever.
Smart enough to divorce me anyway.
But, while we were still together,
my dad died and...
Suddenly Alex, at age five,
became frightened of the dark
and obsessed with death.
So I invented a story
He didn't really buy it, you know?
He had so many brilliant
and detailed questions
that I had to refine
my answers every night.
That turned into the story of two angels
who botch a mission to take a soul
to heaven and have to go
to hell to get her back.
Paradise Misplaced.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a fairy tale, you know,
designed to make a five-year-old
boy go to sleep.
And that's the thing, you know.
Just having that idea,
however big or small,
is an enormous help
when you're drifting to sea somewhere
in the middle of your second act.
I mean, let's say, for instance,
that I was going to write a sequel
to Paradise Misplaced.
Are you going to do that?
I ask the question purely academically,
but you know,
what could be the spine to that story?
Well, I always thought Paradise Misplaced
and how it's never too late to redeem
yourself and to start over again.
Interesting, Miss Carpenter,
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry, I just had
an unrelated thought.
- Yeah, Billy?
- Maybe instead of going to Hell this time,
they go into space.
OK, yeah. I think I see
where you're going with that one.
It needs a love story.
It should be in 3-D.
One of the angels
from the original movie
could have been captured
and brought down to Hell
so two younger angels
have to try and get him back.
Jonah Hill. And Channing Tatum.
We know that works.
Good, good, good, good.
Yes. Well, I hope you're
learning something here.
Hey. Hey!
That was an incredible story
you told about your son today.
Yeah. I shouldn't have really
gotten caught up in all that.
No, it was really moving.
I was just surprised
you hadn't mentioned it before.
Hey, let's go someplace and talk.
Really talk.
There's this restaurant called Number 5.
You know, that would be lovely,
but I had not realised
that there's this school policy.
Discouraging teachers and students
from having "romantic and
extracurricular relationships".
- Yeah, exactly.
- But it happens all the time.
I've had relationships with three of
my professors and teaching assistants.
Wow. Three.
And I just think trying to tell adults
what they can or can't do
with their personal lives is ridiculous.
I agree with that, but in our case,
one of us is so much more adult
than the other.
I don't mean emotionally,
because obviously that would be you...
Age is just a number.
And you're an amazing man.
- Well, fair enough...
- Listen to me.
Do you know Steven Spielberg?
Know him? No, not really. We've met.
If you bumped into him in the street,
would he recognise you?
Well, if I bumped into him really hard
and, you know, reintroduced myself
when he was lying on the sidewalk,
I suppose.
What about George Clooney?
We had a lunch.
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