The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer Page #4
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- Year:
- 1970
- 100 min
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(RIMMER) Do you like them?
Nice place, too.
Have you managed to find time
for our little survey?
Yes. I think we've managed
to put our finger
on the reason for your
declining attendances.
We've tried everything, you know.
Pop groups. Bingo.
Hallucinogens in the wafers.
Son et Lumiere in the graveyard,
and, of course, these clothes are
a bit out for the 1970s.
I think that's very good thinking,
but there is one basic
stumbling block.
What's that? What's keeping them away?
God.
I had a nasty suspicion it was that.
You see, seventy-three percent
of the population
find it very difficult to believe in Him.
Well, I do think that doubt
is a terribly important part of belief.
You mean if we were
to fade out the God-side
of the worship, we'd get
better attendances?
(RIMMER) I think it's worth trying
in any case.
(GEOFFREY) Yes. A sort of Our Father,
which might be in Heaven?
(RIMMER) Yes, that kind of thing. Good.
(FAIRBURN) Delicious kedgeree!
(RIMMER) Hello, sir. Nice to see you.
(PHOTOGRAPHER) Mr Rimmer, sir!
(RIMMER) Thank you.
(FAIRBURN) Ferret...
(SHUTTER CLICKS)
(FAIRBURN) ...I'd like that mackerel!
Peter, how very super
of you to come.
Anything for a laugh.
- Have you got that dossier?
- Yes.
Better go have a word
with Tom Hutchison...
(FAIRBURN) No, not that one, Ferret...
That one!
Just shout for champagne if you need any...
Oh, excuse me.
Looks great...
Everything all right?
Sorry to neglect you, sir.
(HUTCHISON) Not at all. Excuse me...
I must say I was most impressed
with the Lymholt prediction.
Thank you very much.
I believe you're conducting a survey
the Prime Minister and myself.
(RIMMER) Yes. Very interesting results.
Vapid. Oh dear.
Cold... tedious... uninspiring.
It's not so good over the page.
It's all very well being warm and lovable
but what this country needs is some
tough thinking at the top!
I couldn't agree more, sir.
(TANYA) Excuse me, sir.
The Prime Minister's on the phone.
Tell him I'll call him back,
would you?
You know, Rimmer. This survey of yours
isn't going to make it any easier for me
at the party conference.
There have been
some rumblings, you know.
I suppose if we only publish
the more... positive aspects
of your leadership, it might, er...
(HUTCHISON) Ah, yes, well, hmm...
Have you ever thought
of going into politics, Michael?
We need some dynamic
young blood in the party.
(RIMMER) But are there
any seats available?
(HUTCHISON) Oh, yes. There are always
seats available to the right man.
Old Eric Bentley's thinking of retiring.
(RIMMER) Well, I would be very interested.
(HUTCHISON) Of course, it depends on
what happens at the conference.
(RIMMER) I think I can help you there, Tom.
- Really?
(FAIRBURN) (LOUDLY) No, no, Ferret!
That one!
(HUTCHISON) (DECLAIMING)
And the first priority
must be that of trades union reform...
(RIMMER) (HECKLING) What about
unemployment?
(HUTCHISON) Don't talk to me
about unemployment!
(RIMMER) Very good. Keep the turn,
that was beautiful.
Now if we could just try it once again.
(HUTCHISON) Don't talk to me
about unemployment, young man.
I was... unemployed
before you were born.
My memory of those
terrible days in the Thirties
still brings tears to my eyes.
(NISS) Now. Cry now.
(RIMMER) Don't worry, Tom.
We'll supply your tears.
(HUTCHISON) Oh, thank you!
(RIMMER) Right next heckle.
(HE SINGS 'THE RED FLAG') The people's flag
is deepest red...
(NISS) It shrouded oft our martyred dead...
(HUTCHISON) Thank you for your
charming rendition
but I do not think the group
Lose the smile, love.
(RIMMER) Right, applause, applause.
AND NISS CHEER)
- Hurray!
- Bravo!
- Wonderful!
- Well done, Tom!
(RIMMER) Well done, Tom!
(NISS) What a ham.
(RIMMER) Tom, that was absolutely terrific!
(NISS) Fantastic warmth!
(RIMMER) So natural this time...
(NISS) You've done it again!
(RIMMER) Keep expecting the students
everything's going to be
all right on the night!
(VIOLENT CROWD NOISES)
(STUDENTS CHANTING) Police violence!
Police violence!
(CHANTING) Shame! Shame!
(CHANTING) Fascist pigs! Fascist pigs!
(NISS) And how did you persuade
the authorities
to establish a Faculty of Applied Violence?
(RANJIT X) Direct action. It's the only way,
with the minimum of non-violence.
U.S., plus napalm, equals what?
(STUDENT) Fascism, Ranjit.
(RANJIT X) First class, Gary.
Now, as I understand,
you guarantee
maximum TV and press coverage,
travel expenses, and
(NISS) Plus your usual
personal appearance fee of...
(RANJIT X) Oh, don't let's go into
bourgeois things like money.
Get up! None of that old
Gandhi rubbish!
Get up and hit someone!
Oh, Che. Forgive them,
for they know not what they do.
Would you all come over here, please?
Will the group singing
'We Shall Not Be Moved'
move over here, please?
Fellow students. Next week,
the Conservative Party
is holding its annual conference...
(APPLAUSE)
(CHAIRMAN RAPS GAVEL)
(RIMMER) Hold on to the handkerchief, Tom,
and no smiling.
Ladies and gentlemen.
The next Prime Minister
of Great Britain, and leader of
the Conservative Party... Tom Hutchison!
(PROLONGED APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
Ladies and gentlemen.
Ladies and gentlemen...
(STUDENTS SING) The people's flag
is deepest red...
It shrouded oft our martyred dead...
(CHAIRMAN) Order! Order!
Throw them out! Throw them out!
(RANJIT X) Leave me alone!
Leave me alone...
Down with the fascist pigs!
(SINGS) The people's flag is deepest red...
(VOICE IN CROWD) Throw them out!
(HUTCHISON) No, no! No, no
I would ask the ushers
not to eject our friends of the left.
(UPROAR DIES DOWN)
The Conservative Party believes
in freedom of speech.
(APPLAUSE AND CHEERS)
And I only wish they did!
(MORE APPLAUSE)
Thank you for that charming rendition
but I don't think the group of vocalists
of the left are ready to record yet!
(APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER)
(NISS) It's going very well.
(HUTCHISON) And now, if I may turn
to economic matters...
(WOMAN IN AUDIENCE) What about
the Old Age Pension?
(RIMMER) That's not in the script...
(WOMAN) What about the
Old Age Pension?
(HUTCHISON) Don't talk to me
about unemployment, young man!
I was unemployed
before you were born.
My memory of those
terrible days in the Thirties
still brings tears to my eyes.
And I, and the whole
of the Conservative Party
are strongly committed...
(CAPSULE HISSES)
and I emphasise this...
(BANGS ON LECTERN)
We are committed to a policy
of full employment...
(SOBS)
lower taxation...
social justice...
(UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING)
and... and... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry...
(ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
the Conservative Party conference
this afternoon
the Leader of the Opposition was accorded
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