The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer Page #5
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- 1970
- 100 min
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an unprecedented seven minutes ovation.
Mr Hutchison. Your position as leader
must now be completely secure.
How do you feel about
the violent heckling
that punctuated your speech?
I am not saying that the Labour Party
was responsible
for this disgraceful episode.
But I will say this
it did seem to be organised.
(PHOTOGRAPHERS) One more, sir!
- Look this way, sir!
(HUTCHISON) Michael! Niss!
(RIMMER) Well done, Tom!
Very good indeed.
(HUTCHISON) What's the
next move then, Michael?
(RIMMER) At the moment, Tom, I've got
my personal life to consider.
- I'm thinking of getting married.
- Oh, congratulations, Michael.
- I think an MP needs a wife by his side.
- Quite right.
(NISS) Who is it?
That... I'm not entirely sure of.
Have you got the result
of that poll yet?
Yes. Queen,
number one, as usual.
She's out.
Oh, yes. Number two.
Second most popular girl in Britain
Pat Cartwright, showjumper.
- Very nice.
- Love at first sight?
- Pretty girl, isn't she?
- You romantic fool, you!
(# ROMANTIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
(CLICKING OF TYPEWRITER KEYS)
(RIMMER) Morning.
Hello.
(PAT) Would you like to have a drink?
My parents would love to meet you.
I'd love to, the trouble is I've got to dash
and see the Prime Minister.
(PAT) Oh.
(# 'RIMMER' THEME)
(BLACKET) Hello Michael.
Nice of you to come.
My privilege, Prime Minister.
- Make yourself comfortable.
- Thank you.
Tell me, Michael. Have you ever thought
about going into politics?
We're always on the lookout
for fresh blood
and there are one or
two seats available.
Well, I've never really thought of myself
as a socialist.
Can't see why that
should be an impediment.
We're not bound by dogma.
Think it over. The offer's there.
Thank you.
Now then, my spies tell me
not literally, of course!
(PRESSES RECORD) ...that your firm
has been investigating the reasons
the popularity of my government.
I'm afraid it's you, sir.
But your polls have always
shown me as being
more popular than
the government as a whole.
Exactly. The public haven't
I mean, you haven't been
on our TV screens
Well, I try to give the impression
that we work as a team.
But every team needs a leader.
True.
So you think a little more exposure
on the silvery tube?
The more the better!
(BLACKET LAUGHS QUIETLY)
(PRIME MINISTER, ON RADIO) Good evening,
and hello again.
A lot has happened
since ten o'clock this morning,
so I thought it was about time
we had another of our little fireside chats...
(RIMMER) Never seen a man
dig his own grave before.
(PAT) Go turn him off, Michael.
(CHANNEL CHANGES
TO 'LOUNGE' MUSIC STATION)
(RIMMER) I must tell you how much
I've always admired your seat.
It's been an inspiration to me
over the years.
(HE KISSES PAT)
(RIMMER) With this ring...
Stop it. We mustn't...
Once doesn't count as breaking training.
I've got the Olympic Heats tomorrow...
...I've got the 'olympic heats' tonight.
(DREAMILY) I think I've achieved
a new personal best!
(TV COMMENTATOR) The surprise upset
at the White City
was the defeat of Pat Cartwright
who failed to complete her round.
(SOUND OF SPLASH AT WATER JUMP)
She complained afterwards
of stomach cramps.
(INTERFERENCE) ...We see her now coming out
on Brown Goblin.
She's safely over the first
riding slightly higher
in the saddle than usual
a quick turn here...
(MRS FERRET) Where's it all gone?
(FERRET) Huh? Where's all what gone?
- The furniture.
- Ah.
Well, while you were out this morning
it started getting a bit shaky.
So I just popped it
into the furniture shop
to have it re-pawned... repaired.
I rather like it like this.
Care for a glass of 'Fors'?
(BLACKET) Good morning!
(GUARD) Nice to see
you again so soon, sir.
- You know the way, I imagine?
- Oh, yes.
a flat up there, sir.
Oh, no, no. Very amusing!
Because I'm here so often,
you mean? (LAUGHS)
Bloody Capricorns! I'll have
a word with Bob about him.
A little regional unemployment,
I think. (LAUGHS LOUDLY)
(# PASTORAL FLUTE
AND HARPSICHORD MUSIC)
(HUTCHISON) Oh, Michael. Let me introduce
my old friend Teddy Mandeville.
The next Chancellor of the
Exchequer, eh, Teddy?
(RIMMER) Very nice to meet you
in the flesh, sir.
(MANDEVILLE) It's a pleasure.
(SPOT) Hello.
(HUTCHISON) I must say that Blacket idea's
working out awfully well.
(SPOT) Even our gardener's sick of him.
I mean, he's never off the box!
(RIMMER) I hope he doesn't die
of over-exposure.
(LAUGHTER)
(RIMMER) He is a big help. You know
what's going to decide the election?
Law and order.
That, and the race issue.
with the immigrants.
Well, I don't see
how we can be any tougher
than the Labour Party.
We can't let in less than zero.
(SPOT) We could let a few out.
I mean, Uncle Eric's
got this super idea about a boat race.
Five thousand pounds
for the first West Indian
who can row back to Jamaica.
When they all sort of row off,
it'll be fantastic!
- I mean...
(SPOT'S AUNT) Spot. Your shot.
Oh, my shot...
Coming, Auntie Vanya!
(RIMMER) As Sir Eric is retiring
in any case
why don't you allow him
to express his real views?
(HUTCHISON) The man's a lunatic!
Good shot, Eric!
(RIMMER) Exactly. He could make
a grossly inflammatory speech
you could sack him
and emerge as a man of principle,
yet the impression would still get about
that we are tougher on immigration
than the Socialists.
(RIMMER) Peter, I wonder if
I could tear you away
from my fiance for a moment?
Like you to call up
a few newspapers...
of being a racialist...
(SPOT LAUGHS)
...but when I hear stories
as well-authenticated as this
which I heard from a very close friend
of a constituent
who had been talking
to somebody in a pub
who had heard from
that a fragile old lady of ninety-two
had been locked in a lavatory
by a group of ten immigrants
who proceeded to poke at her
with sharpened broomsticks
for a period of fourteen hours
whilst they chanted
anti-white slogans,
a newspaper photograph
of Mr Enoch Powell
in a way... that I'd
rather not go into here.
When I hear stories
like that, I wonder
are we mad, to allow,
in this country, fragile old ladies
to be ruthlessly poked by blacks!
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
(PHOTOGRAPHER) Could we take it from
the end again, please?
(BENTLEY) Eh?
(PHOTOGRAPHER) 'Are we mad...'
(BENTLEY, REPEATING) Are we mad?
Are we mad?
Are we mad?
(PHOTOGRAPHER) Look to the right, sir!
(BENTLEY) Are we mad?
Are we mad!
(LOUDLY) Are we mad?!
(PHOTOGRAPHER) Look to the right, sir...
(BENTLEY) Are we mad? Are we mad?
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