The Romantics Page #3
- Let's hear it!
- All right!
- Make it good!
Don't be boring.
As I gaze at this assembly
of friends and family
on this momentous occasion,
only one thing comes to mind...
- We are all so messed up.
- Hey!
- Speak for yourself!
- I'm awesome!
OK, OK, OK...
Let me start this again.
We are all so...
...uninspired.
Uninspired. We're so blind
to the tiny, beautiful things.
I saw Jake's tiny beautiful thing.
No, I'm talking about
the tiny beautiful things
that make life worth living.
Right? Like you, Weesie.
- Weesie?
- The way you were walking across
the grass before the rehearsal.
It was beautiful.
Or how about Chip, after his toast?
The way all the sound just
kind of fell out of the room,
and all you could hear
were forks on plates.
It was magical.
Or how about the sound as you're
driving up to the house here.
It's gravel, grass, ocean.
It's verse, verse, chorus.
Wordsworth! Shelley! McDevon!
McDevon!
The seven of us are friends.
No, the seven of us are family.
We're everything to each other.
Sister, brothers, mother...
...nurse, shrink, opponent, rival.
We share a history,
and we share a goal...
...to inspire and to be inspired.
That, my friends, that's imperative.
And without that...
Without that, we got nothing.
Slow clap.
- Where's the cane?
- All right!
- The man is drunk!
- Where's the cane?
Where's the gong?
Seriously, you guys,
thank you so much...
Thank you so much for coming.
That's all I got.
Sorry I've been such a freak tonight.
Oh, and by the way...
Where did he go?
- Guys, I'm really worried.
- Why are you worried?
Because he disappeared in the ocean.
He's probably passed out on the lawn,
freaking out about the wedding.
- Cold feet, anyone?
- Yeah?
I think we have a fugitive
on our hands.
Well, why don't we
go look for the guy?
Let's break into pairs,
canvass the neighborhood. Yes?
- Yes.
- I love it.
- Jake, I like the way you think.
- Get over here.
- All right.
- All right.
Chip and I have spent a lot
of quality time together.
- Come on.
- I know, I know.
Why don't we mix it up a bit.
We'll switch partners,
like a dinner party.
- A search party dinner party.
- OK.
- Dibs on Jake.
- Yes. You have such good taste.
- I know.
- Fine by me.
Weesie?
Come on, I'm not that bad.
- Come on.
- Wait, Lo, Lo, Lo.
We haven't even made the plan yet.
What area should we cover?
- Main house.
- We'll cover the main house.
- Perfect...
- Lo! Remember!
Ten of midnight, on the porch!
We promised Lila!
- What?
- It's your lucky night.
OK, so, wait. If you were Tom,
where would you be?
Doing my crunches. Yeah?
OK, yeah, but after
you do your crunches.
I'd do a thousand, but if I was done...
...I'd probably be in Lila's bed.
- Yes?
- You know that's her room, right there.
- Want to take a last shot?
- Me?
Why don't you two lez out again,
how about that?
I would love to.
Yes.
I really stepped on a rock, hard.
You stepped on a rock?
- Yes.
- I like it in here. It's warm.
I love it in here.
- So, hey...
- Yeah?
- I saw your movie.
- What?
Yeah, I saw the torture one.
I saw it.
How? It never even got released.
I know. I downloaded it.
I spend a lot of time
on the lnternet.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Wow, that is really embarrassing.
I don't think you
should be embarrassed.
I thought you were really good in it.
I... You had a really funny line
about not wanting to die a blond.
That was good.
- You did?
- Yeah.
- I came up with that line.
- Really?
- That's great.
- Are you serious?
- Why? What? Yeah.
I don't know. lsn't that a little '80s?
Not when you mix it with Wellbutrin.
'Cause Wellbutrin is... Of course.
Of course.
So we're doing the guesthouse.
Yep.
- You trust him, right?
- Who? Jake? Of course.
Good.
'Cause I don't trust Tripler one bit.
Wow.
something odd about the way
Lila and Tom started dating?
- The way that they started dating?
- Yeah.
Remember? It was, like,
right after we came up here
for that long weekend.
Senior spring, remember?
I mean, don't you think it was
kind of odd? An odd coincidence?
Yeah, I don't even know
what you're talking about.
He asked her out like
three days after we got back.
- Three days, so?
So, never mind
that he was dating Laura.
The girls were roommates.
So then you think that
because he coveted
her parents' fortune?
OK. You just made that sound
like an episode of Dynasty.
- But that's what you're saying, right?
- No.
- I'm just noting the dates.
- You're an idiot.
I'm not an idiot. I'm just saying.
You're just saying something
really shitty about our friend.
I'm just saying that I think
Lila's lifestyle appealed to Tom
just like Lila's perfect tits
appeal to you.
Oh, I'm sure those
appeal to Tom as well.
- He's not here.
- No. Doesn't seem to be.
- That's a very good question.
That's one I need a drink to consider.
This must be really hard for you.
You drive halfway to the North Pole
to watch the love of your life
marry the bane of your existence.
And this is how they thank you?
Honestly, Chip, I'm not in the mood.
It's ironic. Asking you, of all
people, to convince the groom
to show up for this wedding.
I wish I could
be there for the reunion.
''Oh, Tom. I thought you were lost.''
''Oh, Laura! I was! Until I found you.''
Aren't you supposed to be wearing
some sort of ankle bracelet now?
That's funny!
No, they just made me
do some community service.
Ankle bracelet!
see if he overshot the house.
Goodnight!
You're not worried?
Not at all. Wedding day jitters
is a universal affliction.
Did you freak out the night before
your wedding?
Yeah. I spent the night
before my wedding in a closet.
Of course, Tripler locked me in it.
- Darn.
- I hope Laura's OK.
- She's fine.
- Chip was kind of a nightmare.
No worse than usual.
And you don't think we should tell Lila?
Why worry her for no reason?
God, I could have sworn
I got another bottle.
God.
Where are you hiding from me?
Jackpot.
So when's the big date again?
We haven't quite figured that out yet.
- You excited?
- Very.
You scared?
No, I figure I know what I'm in for.
We've been together
for almost ten years.
Are we that old?
And besides, if you and Trip
are any indication,
married life is bliss.
You do have a sense of humor!
To your glittering future.
To your glittering future.
- To our glittering futures.
- To our... yeah.
To...
I'm already regretting this.
You're dancing on the coke.
You can never regret
the dancing. Ever.
- All right, how do you wanna dance?
- Show me your dance moves.
- Show me your dance moves.
- All right, well, it's a Kid 'N Play.
- Oh, my God!
- And that's the start,
- but there's more.
- I can't believe you can do that.
- I can do a lot of things.
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