The Sex Addict Page #4

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than anything.

That's not gonna help me.

It will, according to her.

It's not gonna help him.

- In life, it will.

- It's not gonna help him.

I gotta graduate

to make it in life.

I'm done.

I'm done.

Hey, you need to check

your tone, dude, seriously.

No, you've been having

me watch all this porn.

I've been teaching you.

There's a difference.

I hope you haven't been

teaching him anything.

I've been teaching you

how to be with women.

- You're young...

- I'm gonna go back to school

to learn how to do that

'cause this is a waste of time.

I've been watching you f*** for

hours and hours. I'm done.

I'm a f***ing show stopper.

I don't care what

that even means.

- I'm taking this.

- You're not taking that.

Yes, I am.

I'm outta here, man.

- You need to do some soul searching, buddy.

- Shut up, Rex.

- You need to do some soul searching.

- Whatever, Rex.

Hey, do some f***ing

soul searching.

Don't you ever show your face in

this town again, you hear me?

- You told him he was getting a life credit?

- Yeah, a life credit.

- That's not a thing, Rex.

- It is a thing.

- It's not.

- Google it.

There is such thing

as life credit, okay?

It's work for experience...

- Do you think... -...So you can

be a well-rounded person.

Really? Why don't you

try to tell him

that he's working

for experience?

I don't know what kind of deal

you have with him.

- He's getting paid.

- Okay.

In what, rubles?

Rex, can you tell us

a little bit

about your background, please?

Um, I am Persian.

Of course, there's no country

called Persia anymore.

Jake Gyllenhaal has f***ed

Persians over

for his f***ing

portrayal of Persians.

I grew up in a very

white-centric area.

I like to call them crackers.

I don't think that's

appropriate.

I think it is for the torture

that they put me through.

Well, let's just refer

to them as Caucasians

for the purpose

of this interview.

There's nothing Asian about

those Caucasians, miss.

I would get made

fun of for being

the skin color that I have.

Okay.

I would get spit on.

I would get called

the n-word.

At least call me a sand...

No.

At least be accurate,

is the point

I'm trying to make here.

I was an only child.

My parents had me,

probably in vitro.

- Um...

- Did you say "in vitro?"

Yeah. I'm just guessing,

because I was the only child.

So I'm guessing that they tried

exceptionally hard to have a child

- and they had to have some help through doctors...

- -I understand.

And the science community

and whatnot.

I had sex with

a family friend's daughter

which doesn't sound that bad

but she was set to get married

in the coming weeks.

How far away are your parents?

Um. About 50 minutes away.

No traffic, so, I don't know.

That's not bad.

What time is it?

That's not happening.

We're not gonna go.

I think we should go over there.

We're not gonna do that.

I think we should go

and try to talk to them.

I think this is

the perfect opportunity

- for you to make amends.

- I'm saying no.

You need to respect

my boundaries at this point.

You have to respect

that I'm trying to help you

and that this is part

of the process.

You're trying to help yourself

and your f***ing documentary,

and your f***ing dissertation.

I already told you

I don't wanna talk about it.

I'm not gonna go

see my parents, okay?

I've tried to talk to them.

You're not...

You guys can go ahead.

Go ahead. I'll be sitting here.

I'm not going anywhere.

I can definitively say to you

that I'm not going anywhere.

Nowhe...

I'm telling you,

they're not gonna want

to see me.

They're your parents.

They probably miss you.

- Son?

- Hi.

- Is that you?

- Mom?

It's me.

It's your son.

You're my son? No!

We don't have a son.

We don't.

I am your son.

I made a mistake.

I made a mistake!

How many mistakes did you make?

Come on!

- Please!

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Come on.

Come on, Rex, don't actually...

You just told me to die.

That's mean.

- Go to hell!

- Oh.

- Do you understand?

- You go to hell.

I'm in America.

I can stand wherever I want.

I told you we can't go in there.

Some people need

more time to heal and to...

It's been about a year.

11 months or so.

According to everything

I know thus far

I think it might take

a little longer.

Maybe you don't know that much.

What are you doing?

That's my stuff.

Do they normally

act this violent?

No, they're not violent.

I mean, I grew up

with guns in the house.

Wait, what?

Yeah, my dad. He hunts.

We used to eat

venison all the time.

Okay, that's not what

I thought you meant

when you said

"guns in the house."

Sometimes I wondered, though,

what I was eating, or... Who.

Rex, you stay here,

I'll go get it.

You are not welcome here.

You are not.

F*** you guys.

Forget you.

- All right, whatever.

- I'm just gonna get the box.

I'll go find new parents.

Hurry up.

I'm going! I'm going!

Hey, guy, let's get outta here.

I'm going!

Rex, start the car!

We're sorry!

Jeez.

I...

I just need a minute.

Yeah, yeah, take your time.

I know family issues are really

tough to deal with.

You know they're gonna

come around.

Yeah. I'm sure they will.

Let's see what I rescued,

shall we?

"My neck, my back?"

ugh...

It was a hit.

I was listening to s club 7

when that came out.

I'm glad they returned it.

- Oh my gosh. Is that you?

- Yeah.

You're so cute.

See, I knew at a young age

what that tongue was for.

It wasn't for

the pleasure of foods.

It was to pleasure women.

Okay, I'm just gonna pretend

you were using it on ice cream.

- Sure.

- What is this?

What is this?

Is this an art project

that you did in school?

This is something

that I used to do as a kid.

I used to draw portals

all the time.

They're like my escapes.

Oh, were you

a big Sci-Fi nerd?

No, I just wanted an escape.

They're portals.

You could also replace it

with vaginas and a**holes.

Those are also escapes.

It really is very deep,

when you think about it.

I think maybe we should

take that to the therapist.

He'd have something

to say about it.

I've always been drawing

that stuff as a kid.

Well, they're

not exactly ink spots,

but I'm sure they have meaning.

What do they mean to you?

That you really need

to see a therapist, Rex.

I mean, you've been dealing with

this addiction for a long time.

I'm surprised

that you made it this far.

Yeah... barely.

There's a mattress. Guys.

I think we're close.

Oh god, I hope

that's not the one she uses.

- Does look like slightly used. I think I

see her there... -Is that her right there?

Yeah.

Hey, how much for the back door?

- $7.50.

- $7.50. It's black Friday.

No, it's not.

You can roll with the joke,

Trudy, come on.

What's with the cameras?

- Oh, the cameras?

- Yeah.

Um, good seeing you.

Just ashed on you.

I'm sorry.

- You look good.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- This is Suzanna.

- Hey, nice to meet you.

- Hey, Trudy.

What's this about?

She's... yeah,

they're following us.

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