The Shaggy Dog Page #4
Oh, you're so cute.
I know. How ya doin'?
Oh, wow. That is so good.
But wait! Wait, wait, wait!
This is important!
Hey, it's Shaggy!
- Where'd he come from?
- I don't know.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no. Listen to me.
Listen. I'm your dad.
[Josh chuckles]
[Through barks] I am your dad.
[Carly] Hey, do you need
to do your business?
Business? Did my daughter just ask me
if I wanted to use the bathroom?
Wait a minute. They can't hear me.
All they hear is barking.
I got an idea. Here. Over here.
Follow me.
Watch, you guys. Let's see. I... I am...
Shaggy, no! Bad doggy!
I am Dad. I am Dad.
I need a "D." A "D"...
- Shaggy, stop.
- What are you doing?
[Dave] Stop. What are you doing?
Quit cleanin' up!
Sixteen years, not once have you
tried to clean up your room.
But when Dad turns into a dog,
you're there cleanin' everything up.
- That's Janey. I gotta go.
- Where you goin'?
You won't tell Mom and Dad?
- Yeah.
- [Dave] Don't like the sound of this.
- I'm getting a tattoo.
- [Dave] What?
Janey knows this place
where they don't ask for ID.
I'm gonna get the Animal Rescue
Group logo tattooed across...
- I don't think so!
- Shaggy, where are you going?
Hey, Carly, hurry up!
Oh! Who's the cute doggy?
Who's the...? [stammers] Whoa, boy.
[Janey] Whoa, boy. Whoa, boy.
- [Dave growling]
- Whoa, boy! Whoa!
[Screaming]
- Shaggy, don't!
- [Dave] Janey! Janey! Listen to me!
How could you do this?
You're a good girl!
You went to church camp!
[Tires squealing]
Shaggy, what's gotten into you?
Bad dog!
Don't use that tone with me.
You're grounded, young lady.
You are grounded.
- He's kind of freaking me out a little.
- What?
Maybe we should take him
back to the pound.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll be good.
Look, I'm good! Look at this.
Hey, look how good I am.
Look who's a good doggy.
- [Laughs]
- This is humiliating.
He probably just needs
to run around a little.
I ran five miles to get here.
I don't need a run.
I'll take him to the dog park.
No, I have stuff to do, important stuff.
I'm not going to a dog park.
- [Sniffing]
- [Barking in distance]
Is there anyone in this entire park
who has not sniffed my butt?
No, no, no. Thanks, I don't wanna
sniff your butt. Maybe later.
I just want some answers.
Has anybody here ever heard
of a human being turning into a...?
- [Josh] Hey, Shaggy, hey!
- What?
- Wanna play with the Frisbee?
- Josh, I am not playing Fris...
I got it!
- Yes! I nailed it!
- Awesome!
- Josh.
- Oh, hey, Tracy. How's it goin'?
- Where were you today?
- What do you mean?
Auditions for Grease.
[Dave] That instinct is really intense.
It's like insane.
Hey, I got a dog. Pretty cool, huh?
Here you go. Keep the Frisbee.
I'll be right back.
I gotta talk to those other... I got it!
Nothin' but mouth!
I'm not doin' the musical this fall.
- What?
- I, you know, just don't wanna.
[Mock laughs] Funny. You're cute.
Be at the theater tomorrow, 3:00.
And, uh, don't get too cocky.
Just 'cause you're the best
doesn't mean you're
gonna get the part.
- Ow.
- [Woman] Come on, kids!
Did you see that catch?
That was great. Way up in the air...
- Hey, what's the matter?
- [Josh sighs]
[Barks, whimpers]
You were a very bad dog.
Are you gonna be a good boy?
You get the cattle prod,
I'll get the needle.
OK.
[Barking]
[Door opens]
When was Dad supposed to be home?
- [Door closes]
- 'Bout an hour ago.
Hey, honey.
Remember that
"in sickness and health" thing?
[Josh] What's for dinner?
Well, your father
was supposed to be cooking.
At least he said he was, last time
he returned one of my phone calls.
[Dave] Oh, boy,
that's the mad face.
You smell mad. Are you in heat?
[Carly] Did you check your e-mail?
The computer. That's it. That's it!
- [Chuckles] All right.
- Shaggy!
Where are you going?
- [Dave] OK, um, I can't make dinner...
- [Carly] Shaggy, stop causing trouble.
What's a shorter word
for metamorphosis?
All right. Look, I can't make dinner...
I can't make dinner because
I turned into a d... Don't shut that!
Hey, watch this.
Who does this remind you of?
Wow. Maybe he escaped
from the circus.
- [Chuckles]
- C'mon, kids.
Try to see past the fur and the tail,
the snout and the drool.
[Chuckles] How cute.
Honey, you recognize me. Honey?
Do you think your dad
is gonna come through,
- or should we go ahead and order in?
- [In unison] Let's order in.
Ouch.
Well, I would let you
sleep inside, Shaggy.
But my husband won't allow it.
Now, there's a bitter irony.
Good night.
Wait. Wait. Honey? [barking]
I'm sorry about tonight.
I love you. [growls]
Sweet dreams.
Really do love you.
[Heartbeat thumping]
[Floor creaking]
- It's 3am.
- [Clears throat]
Where have you been?
What happened to your clothes?
Clearly you're upset,
and I would be upset too. But there's...
There's a simple but hard-to-swallow
explanation for all this.
[Sighs] I turned into a dog.
[Chuckles]
for picking up my car
at the animal shelter.
I figured you were
getting it fixed. [chuckles]
- Ooh.
- Um, no thanks necessary.
Anything else
I can do for you this morning?
- Actually, I need some research done.
- Oh, OK. Great. On what?
On dogs and man.
Man and dog... [stammers]
Have you ever heard
of a man turning into a dog?
They all do eventually, don't they?
[Laughing]
You've been drinking, haven't you?
Dog-men. I'm on it.
Um, do you mind if I ask why?
- It would be better if you didn't.
- Right, OK.
I'll be honest,
the reports of your behavior
in court yesterday were unsettling.
As was your disappearing
the rest of the day.
Yeah, I know. And I'm...
I'm sorry about that.
I had some kind of food poisoning.
- I was mildly delirious.
- [Elevator bell dings]
- You goin' down?
- Yeah.
- [Sighs]
- Hold it.
[Growls]
Should've taken the stairs.
- But you're fine now.
- Huh? Yeah, yeah.
I'm great now, thanks, Ken.
- [Dog whimpers]
- [Ken] Good.
Because people don't
want a loose cannon
workin' the DA's office.
- Jeez.
- [Dog whimpering]
- [Growling]
- [Gasps]
You ain't got anything illegal
up there, do you?
[Laughing]
[Growling]
By the way, Lloyd Gannon called today
about working on some
preliminary campaign ideas.
Sit.
He wants to go grassroots to start.
Mailers, some door hangers,
- work up to television and radio.
- Mm-hmm.
[Whimpering, growling]
[Clears throat]
- You OK?
- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. [sighs]
[Panting]
[Mumbling] Oh...
[pants]
[Elevator bell dings]
You sure you're OK
to go into court today?
Yeah. Uh-huh.
[Pants]
[Gurgles] Oh.
There were these little bunnies.
There... there were poor
little fluffy bunnies
all crammed together in a cage.
[Dave] You thought it was
a good idea to set a fire
where there was bunnies present?
- Objection.
- [Judge] Overruled.
Look, I didn't set the fire,
and I saw what I saw.
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