The Shaggy Dog Page #6
No, but in a good way.
Makes me wanna get out there
and do something about animal testing.
The response I was hoping for.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, what're you
doin' in my daughter's bedroom?
- You rock.
- [Chuckles]
Don't even think about it, Trey.
Shaggy, stop.
What's that?
That's really well-done.
Admit it, this
is more effective than a tattoo.
One thing I learned from Mr. Forrester
is that just because
something seems ridiculous
doesn't mean that it's wrong.
It just takes more courage
to stand up for it.
[Dave] Wow,
you really believe all of this.
I am so proud of you.
[Giggles] Shaggy, stop.
All right. Down, boy.
[Dave] Hey, easy on the hands, bud.
I mean, just imagine
what would have happened
if we hadn't stolen Shaggy
from Grant & Strictland.
[Dave] You what? Stolen?!
You stole a dog from Grant & Strictland,
and you lied about it.
Shaggy. Shaggy, c'mon. C'mon.
Go fetch, boy. C'mon, boy.
I am not your boy, and I'm not
gonna go... Hey, I'll be right back.
[Groans] I've got to stop doing that.
[Josh] I've got chills
They're multiplyin'
And I'm losin' control
[Dave] Keep goin'.
What? Why're you
lookin' at me like that?
[Dave] Hey,
you're pretty darned good at this.
Hey, let's order some pizza.
Mom and Dad are out to dinner.
[Dave] Dinner. Oh, no.
I forgot about our anniversary!
[Woman clears throat]
You should have brought a book.
The single woman's best friend.
Oh. [laughs] I'm not single.
Oh.
Yet. [sighs]
[ Percy Sledge:
When A Man Loves A Woman]
I'm late, I'm late, I'm so late.
I am so late.
I'm also a dog.
So I can't go in there.
- [Sighs]
- [Dave] You are so beautiful.
Shaggy?
[Dave] And I am so sorry, honey.
[Thunder rumbles]
Happy anniversary.
It's me.
I cannot believe that you stood me up
for our anniversary dinner.
[Sobbing] And then you send
the dog with roses in his mouth?
Are you trying to push me away?
[Sighs] We need to talk, but...
I don't know how we're
gonna get past this one.
[Dave] What?
Goodbye.
Honey, no. Please don't cry.
It didn't used to be like this, Shaggy.
He used to be here for everything.
And if he couldn't be,
then he would call,
or he would send a note
or flowers, or he'd...
Sometimes he would write these...
These funny little rhymes. [sniffs]
[Dave whimpering]
[Rebecca crying] Oh, Shaggy.
Don't you cry too.
Aww. Is this how it ends? [sniffs]
With him God-knows-where
and me hugging the dog?
[Dave] I'm gonna figure out what
happened to me, and I'm gonna fix it.
And I'm gonna
be a better man. I promise.
- [Crying] Oh.
- I love you.
[Growling] I love you.
Don't pee in the car, OK?
We're almost home.
[Whimpering]
Hey, thanks, honey.
Oh, boy.
- This is just not workin'.
- [Thunder rumbling]
I'm not a bad dog.
But I'm a terrible man.
I've got to make this better.
- [Heartbeat accelerates]
- [Dog barks echoing]
[Thunder rumbles]
[Door opens]
Hey, Ken, thanks for s...
Hey, hey, Dave.
It's three in the morning,
and you want a warrant
- Right.
- They're the victims.
Listen, listen.
Kozak is hidin' somethin'.
Forrester was framed for that arson.
If Forrester was framed,
why'd he throw in the towel?
What...? What're you talking about?
Forrester pleaded out.
Well, why didn't somebody tell me that?
- 'Cause you're off the case.
- You can't do this.
The jury convenes at ten to hear
Forrester's plea. I'll handle it.
And I want you to either
get your head screwed on straight
or find another job. Is that clear?
Abundantly clear.
However, the point I had to...
[sniffing]
[Sniffing]
[Whimpers]
[Barking]
[Screeching]
[All barking]
- What's gotten into them?
- I don't know.
Eh, boy.
Can't...
That's not gonna work.
I'm too big.
Hey, you. Hold on a second.
Do me a favor.
All right? Here.
All right. Throw the stick, over there.
Just throw the stick, please.
Because I'll give you
$5 to throw the stick.
Oh, I look like a guy
who needs 5 bucks.
Gimme the money.
- Speed or distance?
- Uh, distance.
[Panting] It's so close. It's close.
This time, throw it
and... and yell, "Fetch!"
Don't make me bite ya.
Fetch!
Wow. I can't believe that worked.
Thanks!
Whoa.
[Grunts] Drop the stick.
All right. Perfect. Nice fit.
[Sniffs] That's it, follow your nose.
Wait a minute. [sniffs]
What's that smell?
What is it? Oh, it's me.
[Sighs]
The transistor.
The microchip. The artificial heart.
All footnotes compared to this.
[Coughing]
[Coughing]
[Dave] Bingo.
[Coughs, wheezes]
- What's happening?
- He's going into shock.
It's the serum. It doesn't work.
- What do we do?
- Of course it works.
I just didn't give it to him.
- What have you done to him?
- [Kozak] Lance? Lance?
I'm so sorry that
I had to do this to you,
but I just couldn't let you
take all the credit again.
And plus, you're a pig, and I hate you.
I hate you in so many ways.
Can you hold this for a second?
Get rid of it, accomplice.
[Gasps] Ah.
But is he... dead?
No, he's not dead. He's fully conscious,
but he's unable to speak.
Doctors will think it's dementia.
[Kozak] The drug itself
will wear off in a few months.
But by then I'll be CEO,
and I will be fabulously,
insanely, unimaginably wealthy.
- This was not part of the plan.
- This is totally wrong.
Of course, I'll cut both
of you in on his share.
- I'm cool with that.
- It's fine by me.
Good. Uh, Larry,
why don't you wheel him up
to his office, park him at his desk.
Or, uh, should I say, my desk?
[Dave] Oh, boy. Gotta get outta here.
Go, go, go, go, go!
- What was that?
- What was that?
[Dave] I knew Kozak was up to something.
Carly was right about everything.
Forrester was framed.
[Barks] Uh-oh.
Looks like I'm walkin'.
- [Gwen] Wow.
- [Larry] That's somethin'.
That's... Wow. Do you realize
the significance of that?
Wow. You think?
Yeah, I think it's mildly significant.
Unfortunately, it's on tape.
So we... [stammers]
[Sighs] I'll tell you
what we're gonna do.
You two are going
to pay Mr. Douglas a visit.
[Sighs]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
No, not my babies. Not my darlings.
Oh, evil.
These hooligans! [grunts]
Where's Trey?
We're gonna be late for school.
Shoulda gotten a ride from Mom.
What's the matter?
[Sobs] Do you realize what's happening?
Mom and Dad are splitting up.
How do you know?
[Scoffs] Josh, it's obvious.
[Doorbell rings]
- [Barks]
- Shaggy.
[Dave] I witnessed an attempted murder.
You were right about everything.
An innocent man is about ready
to go to jail. I gotta take a nap.
Don't wake me unless I'm human.
I mean, did you see that note he left?
"I'll explain everything"?
We're gonna get the talk.
What talk?
The "Mom and Dad
are having problems" talk.
Then Dad'll leave.
[Scoffs] They'll say it's
temporary, but it won't be.
Are you sure you're not
just drama-queening?
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