The Skeleton Twins Page #4
- What?
Last month in L.A...
What? What?
I ate p*ssy.
What?
- What?
- I know, I'm not proud of it.
Why? How? Why? Who?
She looked like a young Debbie Harry.
I was drunk and curious.
I just couldn't resist.
Oh, my gosh.
Well, what... How... Verdict?
I was a little out to sea.
I'll tell you that.
Out in a wet, stormy,
pungent sea.
- All right, now your turn.
- My turn?
I told you a secret.
You have to tell me a secret.
- I don't have any secrets.
- Maggie.
Maggie Dean.
I'm on birth control.
Really?
Yeah.
I hide it in a basket in the bathroom.
looking for butterfly
decorative soaps anytime soon.
So, it's terrible.
Wouldn't it be easier just to tell Lance
you're not ready to have a kid?
Yeah.
It would be a lot easier.
But there's a little more to it than that.
What?
- It's really bad.
- What?
I slept with my scuba instructor.
Maggie.
I know, it sounds like a porno.
Just once?
- With him?
- "With him"?
Yeah. I took a French cooking class
like six months ago.
Maggie!
And a nature photography course...
I met this guy.
It's a fetish is what it sounds like.
If Lance finds out, it will destroy him
and I will not be able to live with myself.
Please say something.
I guess Lance just doesn't do it for you.
But why? He's so great.
He's so sweet and cute and nice
and he would make such a great dad,
and he is the polar
opposite of all the a**holes
that I'm used to dating.
He doesn't deserve
a f***ing whore as a wife.
- You're not a whore.
- Oh, really?
- So don't say that, please.
- What would you call it, then?
You're a restless housewife
with whore-like tendencies.
Shut up.
It doesn't help.
Do you love him?
Yeah, I do. He's...
He's good.
Maybe good isn't your thing.
Maybe.
What am I gonna do?
You're gonna do a bunch of nitrous
with your gay brother?
You wanna talk about this more downstairs?
Sure.
- Oh, this hurts my back.
- Me, too, my spine.
- Why did I say, "Let's talk downstairs"?
- I don't know.
- Wait, what time is it?
- I don't know.
Sh*t.
- What?
- Come on, we gotta go.
- Why?
- I have a meeting.
You have a meeting? With who?
With Kevin Clancy from high school.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Cool. Can I come?
No. I think he wanted to make it
kind of like a one-on-one kind of meeting.
- Is that weird? I'm sorry.
- No.
- No, it's fine.
- Is that cool?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, we gotta go, though.
We gotta go.
Oh, my God! You're killing me.
No, no, no, but, listen, it's like,
"Melville, dude, please,
"just write me a story about a whale,
a guy who catches a whale.
"Why does it have to be 800 pages
of the history of whaling
"and all this existential crisis bullshit?"
Like, who gives a sh*t when the writing
is that weird and funny and rich and alive
and did I mention weird?
You know what I mean, though?
But with class.
And pretentious. And pretentious.
There's a great Moby Dick illustrated
that I think you'd love.
- There's a pop-up whale at the end.
- F*** you.
Didn't I give you a whale?
I feel like I gave you,
like, a copper figurine
for your birthday
that I got at that...
Wow! You carry that with you?
I don't know. It's, like, a little
good luck charm or something.
Well, it's working.
- Is it? I don't know if it is.
- Yeah.
Yeah, Mr. Fancy L.A. Agent.
I should've kept that whale for myself.
It's not that big of a deal.
He's not that big of an agent.
I think it's incredible.
I always knew you'd
do something amazing with your life.
I'm proud of you, Milo.
Do you wanna get out of here?
Those lobster cages can
knock you right off.
What?
Well, actually, they're
called lobster pots,
right off the deck.
They're real dangerous.
- Where?
- Everywhere.
Oh, yeah, maybe they are.
No, they are.
So, how's Milo working out?
Good. He's definitely doing his best,
but he's been... He's trying.
Good.
I love you.
I love you, too.
I really love you.
Thank you.
God, I can't believe he's 16.
It's strange, man. Having a kid that old.
He just got his license.
I'm like, "Really?
"I'm old enough to have
a kid who can drive?"
My God!
Does he know about me and you?
No, no, God, no.
He knows I used to teach
and sometimes he asks why I stopped,
you know, but...
What do you tell him?
That it wasn't my thing.
I'm sorry, Rich.
No, Milo, you don't
ever have to apologize.
You didn't do anything wrong.
You understand me?
Okay.
Look, I know what happened
was weird and illegal and sh*t,
but it really meant something to me.
And we're adults.
Well, I'm an adult.
God, I feel like the freshman
asking the senior to the dance.
That's part of the problem. There's...
There's a freshman/senior dynamic
between us.
There doesn't have to be.
Milo, get up. Lance
is leaving in 10 minutes.
Milo?
Milo, is that your phone?
Oh, sh*t, what time is it?
It's after 9:
00.F***, I'm late for work.
You and me both.
So, here.
- "Sunrise in Manhattan."
- It's a romantic comedy.
- About what, Balzac and Foucault?
- No, it's actually pretty straightforward.
I wrote it for, you know,
like, Jennifer Aniston or Kate Hudson.
And I don't want to be presumptuous,
but I thought, you know,
if you wanted to read it
you could pass it along to your agent?
Yeah, okay. Yeah, totally.
- Yeah, I could totally...
- Cool.
...pass it on if... I'll read it.
- Cool.
- Yeah.
I kind of... I need you to leave.
Okay. Yeah, sure.
- Last night was fun.
- Yeah.
Kind of a blast from the past.
Yeah, make sure the door locks
when you close it.
Greetings, Ms. Dean.
What brings you around these parts?
It was a mistake.
All right.
I mean it, the whole thing.
Fine.
Is that all?
Yeah. Yeah, that's all.
What are you doing?
No, Billy, I'm serious.
No.
Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit! Bullshit.
Bullshit.
Bull sh*t.
Hello.
Where were you this morning?
Well, Kevin had a friend,
and last night, I got lucky.
Well, you missed work, so, not cool.
I was a little late. Lance understood.
You have to get your sh*t together, Milo.
That is a very interesting
statement coming from you.
- You know what?
- What?
Wow.
What are you doing?
Milo.
Looking in your eyes
I see a paradise
This world that I found
is too good to be true
Standing here beside you,
want so much to give you
This love in my heart
that I'm feeling for you
Let 'em say we're crazy
I don't care about that
Put your hand in my hand, baby
Don't ever look back
Let the world around us
just fall apart
Baby, we can make it
if we're heart to heart
And we can build
this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothing's gonna stop us now
And if this world
runs out of lovers
We'll still have each other
Nothing's gonna stop us
Nothing's gonna stop us now
Okay, I got it.
I'm so glad I found you
I'm not gonna lose you
Whatever it takes,
I will stay here with you
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